Post by: Gamefreak on May 24, 2003, 05:23:14 PM
Post by: mouse_clicker on May 24, 2003, 05:30:35 PM
Post by: Matrix on May 24, 2003, 05:39:31 PM
Every board I go to seems to have one of these.
Post by: Termin8Anakin on May 24, 2003, 05:40:26 PM
(being sarcastic) great joke.
Post by: Gamefreak on May 24, 2003, 05:45:19 PM
Post by: Grey Ninja on May 24, 2003, 06:02:59 PM
Post by: Termin8Anakin on May 24, 2003, 06:03:57 PM
Post by: Grey Ninja on May 24, 2003, 06:05:16 PM
Post by: Termin8Anakin on May 24, 2003, 06:27:36 PM
Post by: Mario on May 24, 2003, 06:55:01 PM
Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?
Because she kept throwing away all the "W"'s.
Post by: GoldShadow1 on May 24, 2003, 07:20:31 PM
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave.
Post by: aoi tsuki on May 24, 2003, 09:36:12 PM
Post by: Gamefreak on May 25, 2003, 06:47:23 AM
Go link this to other forums!
Post by: mouse_clicker on May 25, 2003, 09:16:37 AM
BTW, I got 7 or 8 deeper aoi tsuki's link (here)- after that, I need to register for the forum and I dont feel like it.
Post by: KnowsNothing on May 25, 2003, 11:01:10 AM
Post by: Grey Ninja on May 25, 2003, 02:39:53 PM
Post by: Syl on May 26, 2003, 09:28:09 AM
along with "word Association" this is the most common thread type ive seen on multiple message boards.
Post by: Hostile Creation on May 29, 2003, 02:43:00 PM
Three girls are at the staircase to Heaven, a red head, a brunette, and a blond. God informs them that he'll tell them a joke every FIVE steps they take, and there are 777 steps. If they laugh at any of the jokes, they can't get into Heaven. The red head goes first, and she gets to the 35th step before laughing. The brunette makes it a bit farther, 260 steps. Then the blond goes, and she gets to the 683 step when she starts laughing. God asks her why she's laughing, because he didn't tell her a joke, it not being a fifth step. "I just got the first joke you told me," she responds.
The premise makes no sense, but I still thought it was funny.
Post by: Grey Ninja on May 29, 2003, 03:03:30 PM
Post by: Termin8Anakin on May 29, 2003, 03:17:08 PM
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead get into an elevator. They see a little white drop on the floor. The brunette bends forward and yells "ewww! that looks like c*m!" The redhead bends forward and says "ewww, it smells like c*m". The blonde bends over, touches the drop and brings it to her tounge. Getting up with a sigh of relief, she says "well, at least it's not anyone from our office!"
Here's another one:
Q: What does a blonde do in the morning?
A: Get up and go home.
Post by: mouse_clicker on May 29, 2003, 04:22:36 PM
A blond, a brunette, and a redhead go into the bathroom at a restaurant. The women's room attendant tells them that inside there is a magic mirror, and if you say something truthful, a wish will be granted- however, if what they say is untruthful they will be sucked into the mirror for all eternity.. The brunette walks up to the mirror and says "I think I'm the prettiest" and a load of cash suddenly appears at her feet. The redhead says "I think I'm the smartest" and keys to a new car appear in her hand. The blond walks up to the mirror, says "I think-" and was promptly sucked into the mirror.
A blond a brunette and a redhead are walking in the forest. The brunette points and says "Look, a dead bird!" The redhead says "Cool!", and the blond looks at the sky and says "Where?"
A ventriloquist is performing for a full house and is telling the audience some blond jokes. After a while a woman stands up and says "I think what you're saying is extremely rude and offensive and you should be ashamed of yourself." Slightly embarrassed the ventriloquist apologizes to the woman. "I'm not talking to you," the woman tells him, "I'm talking to the guy on your knee."
Q: Why does the blond want to be a psychiatrist?
A: She heard you get a couch and can charge by the hour.
A blond really wants to sell her car, but it has too many miles on it to get a serious buyer. Discouraged, the blond asks here brunette friend for help. "It's okay," the brunette tells her, "My boyfriend can roll back the odometer." The blond accepts and gives the brunette her car who returns it several days later. After a few weeks the brunette asks here if anyone has bought her car. The blond quickly replies "I'm not selling a car with that few miles!"
A brunette and her boyfriend are riding in a truck and their blond friend is sitting in the bed. While going over a bridge, the brunette's boyfriend looses control and drives off the edge. After a few seconds, the brunette and her boyfriend appear at the top of the water and swim to shore. They wait 15 minutes for the blond, who finally gets to the surface of the water. "What took you so long?" they asked here, to which she replied "I couldn't get the tailgate open."
You guys have probably heard this one, but it's still good:
A brunette and a blond inherit a cattle ranch from a rich uncle, but he only had one cow left. They decide to buy another bull but need to look for sellers. The brunette agrees to search for potential owners and tells the blond she'll send here a telegram to bring the truck to get the bull. Eventually the brunette finds someone willing to sell a bull and she goes to send the telegram to the blond. The operator tells her it's 90 cents for each word, and the brunette only has a dollar. After much deliberation, she tells the operator to send the word "comfortable". The operator asks why and the brunette responds "She's a blond- she'll sound it out".
Post by: Gamefreak on May 31, 2003, 10:01:20 AM
