Out of the frying pan, into the fire. You work for Martha Stewart now.
Martha is a G
she's been to Prison you know. I hard she shanked a bitch in the yard with a beautifully hand crafted home made shiv
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on August 19, 2012, 06:39:45 PM
have fun working for the man. let me know if you ever shed the chains of your capitalist oppressors
(http://i.imgur.com/80kOE.jpg)
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: Kytim89 on August 22, 2012, 01:03:15 AM
Capitalism gave us the highest standard of living in the world. How many people starve to death in capitalist countries? All of those companies that everyone hates so much was founded by an individual like anyone on this forum who worked hard and played by the rules to be successful. The system we currently have that everyone hates is Crony Capitalism, which is slowly inching towards Facism. We are headed into a society where a handful of elites in both the corporate and politcal avenues consolidate power and screw over the little people.
Keep in mind that capitalism allowed a young black woman from Chicago to eventually grow up and own her own TV talk show and studio.
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on August 22, 2012, 01:50:51 AM
I'd like to argue with you but that sounds like some serious politics chat. I'm sticking with cartoonishly hyperbolic politics chat. I'm just trying trying to get Oblivion to burn down a Kmart, is that so wrong?? You can PM me if you really want some seriouschat (you don't)
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: ShyGuy on August 22, 2012, 01:53:14 AM
I used to work at Kmart. The garden department was the best department.
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: Oblivion on August 22, 2012, 01:53:22 AM
I wouldn't want to burn down the Kmart, I just met a cute girl there. :(
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: ShyGuy on August 22, 2012, 01:54:04 AM
At my K-mart, security had a ceiling view into the women's dressing room. I think that was illegal.
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: Oblivion on August 22, 2012, 01:55:19 AM
Why the hell didn't you report that?
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: ShyGuy on August 22, 2012, 01:56:13 AM
I was told it was on the up and up. I didn't find out until years later it was illegal.
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: Oblivion on August 22, 2012, 01:58:42 AM
Wow. Hopefully that guy got caught.
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: Khushrenada on August 22, 2012, 02:00:56 AM
And was forced to make all his footage public. Hi-yooooooo.
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on August 22, 2012, 02:30:13 AM
Most companies I worked for broke the law at some point. A lot of the time they got away with it because the people affected don't even know the law. And now I double-check everything, all the time.
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: Oblivion on August 22, 2012, 02:38:10 AM
Super, I smited you so you'd stay at 0.
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: Chozo Ghost on August 22, 2012, 03:31:02 AM
Kmart is a poor man's version of Walmart.
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: Oblivion on August 22, 2012, 03:34:28 AM
And Walmart is a poor man's version of Target.
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: Chozo Ghost on August 22, 2012, 03:41:18 AM
Touche. Well played.
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on August 22, 2012, 05:52:21 AM
kytim sent me a pm and got a lot of words that I hope shattered his reprehensible worldview. we need a secret political forum so I can judge even more people because of their opinions on things
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: Crimm on August 22, 2012, 12:07:35 PM
I will make that forum. IT will be so secret nobody can see it.
Actually...I bet I could make a forum even admins couldn't see.
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: Glad0s on August 22, 2012, 02:58:09 PM
Politics would only divide us and inevitably lead to people being banned because sparks would fly
Precisely! Which is why we need to let the podcast people do it! Jonny can be our Alabamian right-wing extremist, James can be the Northeastern Democratic smartass, Jon can give us two sides of the story (Canadian AND Georgian), and Guillame can tell us what National Health Care is like! Greg can join in every now and then to update us on the political state of Britain...or not, because he's obsessed with American politics!
Wouldn't that be amazing?
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on August 22, 2012, 09:49:30 PM
Can I be the anarcho-communist??
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: NWR_insanolord on August 22, 2012, 10:13:01 PM
We basically have one rule on these forums and all the people in this thread aree breaking it. I won't get into my beliefs about the politics of the real world, but on these forums I believe in totalitarianism, and that means when I say "no politics", that means nobody talks about politics, not even in the Funhouse.
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: TJ Spyke on August 22, 2012, 10:26:31 PM
What about talking about The Political Machine 2012 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Political_Machine_2012)?
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: BranDonk Kong on August 22, 2012, 10:31:32 PM
And was forced to make all his footage public. Hi-yooooooo.
Yeah, you probably don't want to see footage of the type of woman that shops at KMart for clothing...especially the kind that takes the time to make sure their KMart apparel looks KMart-y enough in the changing room.
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on August 22, 2012, 10:35:43 PM
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on August 22, 2012, 11:19:09 PM
**** KMart, I work at the aviary now
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: NWR_insanolord on August 22, 2012, 11:19:28 PM
Man, if Ian turns out to have been SUPER all along that would be pretty damned impressive.
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: oohhboy on August 22, 2012, 11:20:15 PM
You are running on a false premise Kytim89. The size of government is irrelevant if it is working effectively for the people. Of course you would want a small government if every day on the news you heard about a bunch of cops kicking down doors and shooting the residents.
As for capitalism, it is running exactly how is it meant to run. The end result was always might(Money) makes right. Capitalism was never a valid economic system, it is an idealogical one. Capitalism never took into account the costs of public goods like air and water nor does it ever consider the consequences outside of the bottom line. If killing workers meant that you pocket an extra dollar from each unit sold, this is ok under capitalism. It's a feature, not a bug.
You would think turning Israel into the worlds largest glass parking lot would produce a lot more casualties.
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: NWR_insanolord on August 22, 2012, 11:21:55 PM
Are you under some kind of impression that staff can't read things if they're in spoiler text?
NO POLITICS.
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on August 22, 2012, 11:23:38 PM
stop it stop it stop it stop it
Seriously we need to take it offsite or to PM
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: NWR_insanolord on August 22, 2012, 11:25:49 PM
Why don't you go talk about it in the NWR Chat room. Maybe that way I can actually convince people to go there.
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on August 22, 2012, 11:29:21 PM
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: Glad0s on August 22, 2012, 11:36:06 PM
@ Crimm
Oh yeah...that's right....you're in the middle of the east coast arent you? Well, at least I got the smartass part right.
Anyways, as for my opinions on politics, I say we occupy the streets, rip the rich from their homes, free the prisons, and appoint Scarecrow as Supreme Court Leader. (does English accent) And we'll give the city to yooouuuuu.....the peopleeee......
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: oohhboy on August 22, 2012, 11:53:42 PM
I blame Kytim89 for posting absurdity and not expecting to be called out on it.
I called him out pretty hard via PM :smug:
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: Oblivion on August 23, 2012, 12:58:33 AM
I mean this in the nicest way possible, but the "no politics" rule is absolutely stupid. Instead, why not make a "be fucking nice to each other without sarcasm" rule?
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: ShyGuy on August 23, 2012, 01:13:52 AM
okay.... SURE.... wink wink nudge nudge. REALLY.
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: Chozo Ghost on August 23, 2012, 01:29:43 AM
I mean this in the nicest way possible, but the "no politics" rule is absolutely stupid. Instead, why not make a "be fucking nice to each other without sarcasm" rule?
Because if such a rule existed even the mods themselves would be in violation of it on a constant basis.
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on August 23, 2012, 01:53:28 AM
It may actually have been me that came up with the politics rule so many years ago, even though lately I've been pushing at the boundaries a little bit. Mostly I just fool around and post really wacky, grossly exaggurated things. (just in case someone actually thinks I advocate setting McDonald's on fire and killing all cops)
Thinking on it more, lifting the ban on political chat is still THE WORST IDEA EVER. First, because the political atmosphere in the US makes it really easy to immediately demonize people for their worldviews, and hell, it's practically encouraged. I don't know about people in other countries, but they don't really count anyway :smug: .
Second of all, I know a lot of NWR posters have awful, reprehensible worldviews that look something like (http://i.imgur.com/EUwZq.gif) and you really don't want to find that out about them.
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: ThePerm on August 23, 2012, 01:55:42 AM
we cant talk about politics....in english......
Что такое дело с политическими партиями? Его как люди болеть за команд в футболе. Я прав?
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on August 23, 2012, 02:01:55 AM
Is Jonny still an admin? I'm pretty sure he knows Russian.
米国の金持は悪魔！地球の生きているものために殺して！
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: Chozo Ghost on August 23, 2012, 02:46:54 AM
The no politics rule seems to be a good idea because NWR has a low ban rate. Why mess with what works?
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: ThePerm on August 23, 2012, 03:24:32 AM
I mean this in the nicest way possible, but the "no politics" rule is absolutely stupid. Instead, why not make a "be fucking nice to each other without sarcasm" rule?
That would be way stricter and result in far more bans. The whole reason I took this job was to give me the power to sarcastically mock all of you without consequence.
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: Louieturkey on August 23, 2012, 03:07:00 PM
Second of all, I know a lot of NWR posters have awful, reprehensible worldviews that look something like (http://i.imgur.com/EUwZq.gif) and you really don't want to find that out about them.
Which Sentai show is the Nazi Monster from?
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: Ceric on August 23, 2012, 03:22:47 PM
I mean this in the nicest way possible, but the "no politics" rule is absolutely stupid. Instead, why not make a "be fucking nice to each other without sarcasm" rule?
That would be way stricter and result in far more bans. The whole reason I took this job was to give me the power to sarcastically mock all of you without consequence.
Sigh. I shouldn't have to go to an Avatar forum mostly filled with 16 year old girls and the occasional 25 year old guy to get my political debate fix.
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: Chozo Ghost on August 23, 2012, 09:31:45 PM
I mean this in the nicest way possible, but the "no politics" rule is absolutely stupid. Instead, why not make a "be fucking nice to each other without sarcasm" rule?
That would be way stricter and result in far more bans. The whole reason I took this job was to give me the power to sarcastically mock all of you without consequence.
Sigh. I shouldn't have to go to an Avatar forum mostly filled with 16 year old girls and the occasional 25 year old guy to get my political debate fix.
There do exist you know... political forums and whatnot. Just go to google or whatever and type in "political forum" and see what comes up.
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on August 23, 2012, 10:23:10 PM
Title: Re: **** Gamestop, I work at Kmart now
Post by: TJ Spyke on August 23, 2012, 10:39:05 PM
It's actually from a Australian TV show that premiered in February 2012 called Danger 5: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danger_5 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danger_5)
