Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: Oblivion on August 11, 2012, 04:45:49 AM
Title: New born babies as fuel for mopeds
Post by: Oblivion on August 11, 2012, 04:45:49 AM
Unbelievable! This website proposes using NEW BORN BABIES AS FUEL FOR MOPEDS!!! They claim that a moped can get double its mileage by running on ground up baby goo as opposed to unleaded gasoline! I don’t care how much fuel can be saved by such a horrendous action, we need to protect the babies and put a stop to this! Look for yourself, their website is below:
http://www.babyfuelwebsite-withlotsoblah
Title: Re: New born babies as fuel for mopeds
Post by: BranDonk Kong on August 11, 2012, 09:10:36 AM
Need to fix your URL, my moped is getting pretty horrible gas mileage right now, so I'm interested.
Title: Re: New born babies as fuel for mopeds
Post by: Morari on August 11, 2012, 01:20:00 PM
Sounds like a perfect plan to me. There are too many humans, reproducing far too quickly.
Title: Re: New born babies as fuel for mopeds
Post by: nickmitch on August 11, 2012, 02:50:59 PM
It's a better plan than abortion, which fuels NOTHING!
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Post by: Shaymin on August 11, 2012, 03:16:43 PM
Political post! Someone ban him!
Title: Re: New born babies as fuel for mopeds
Post by: NWR_insanolord on August 11, 2012, 03:28:19 PM
Everyone in this thread is banned.
Title: Re: New born babies as fuel for mopeds
Post by: Oblivion on August 11, 2012, 03:29:32 PM
That must mean that you're banned now.
Title: Re: New born babies as fuel for mopeds
Post by: NWR_insanolord on August 11, 2012, 03:49:24 PM
No, I'm above the law and can't be banned unless Aaron gets really mad at me.
Seriously, don't **** with Aaron; he has the power to destroy all of us.
Title: Re: New born babies as fuel for mopeds
Post by: Caliban on August 11, 2012, 03:58:25 PM
It's alright, nobody intends to **** with Aaron...
Title: Re: New born babies as fuel for mopeds
Post by: Oblivion on August 11, 2012, 04:20:34 PM
We can still **** him, yes?
Title: Re: New born babies as fuel for mopeds
Post by: ShyGuy on August 11, 2012, 04:26:49 PM
I remember once I didn't read an article about Sonic the Hedgehog properly and Aaron got really mad and yelled at me.
Title: Re: New born babies as fuel for mopeds
Post by: Chozo Ghost on August 11, 2012, 04:46:11 PM
Unbelievable! This website proposes using NEW BORN BABIES AS FUEL FOR MOPEDS!!! They claim that a moped can get double its mileage by running on ground up baby goo as opposed to unleaded gasoline! I don’t care how much fuel can be saved by such a horrendous action, we need to protect the babies and put a stop to this! Look for yourself, their website is below:
http://www.babyfuelwebsite-withlotsoblah
Great news for Mopedophiles.
Title: Re: New born babies as fuel for mopeds
Post by: Oblivion on August 11, 2012, 04:51:39 PM
I smited you for that joke.
Title: Re: New born babies as fuel for mopeds
Post by: Chozo Ghost on August 11, 2012, 05:07:23 PM
I smited you for smiting me.
It was self defense.
Title: Re: New born babies as fuel for mopeds
Post by: Oblivion on August 11, 2012, 05:13:42 PM
The difference between you and I though is that I don't care. xD
Title: Re: New born babies as fuel for mopeds
Post by: Chozo Ghost on August 11, 2012, 06:03:00 PM
I don't care either. Look how many smites I have? Does one more really matter? Go ahead and smite me 100,000 more times if you want.
And as for my joke, I don't think you really have room to judge me on that considering your OP was in extremely poor taste. Grinding babies up for fuel? Wtf? I think you were just jealous because what I said was kinda witty.
Title: Re: New born babies as fuel for mopeds
Post by: Oblivion on August 11, 2012, 06:27:06 PM
LOL. Dude, calm down. The point of the post was to mimic the bot posts that have been popping up lately. No need to freak out. And act half your age.
Title: Re: New born babies as fuel for mopeds
Post by: NWR_insanolord on August 11, 2012, 06:33:12 PM
This is the goddamned Funhouse; if it's not in extremely poor taste then why the hell is it even here?
Title: Re: New born babies as fuel for mopeds
Post by: BranDonk Kong on August 11, 2012, 10:34:56 PM
Mopedophiles. I love it.
Title: Re: New born babies as fuel for mopeds
Post by: Chozo Ghost on August 11, 2012, 11:36:41 PM
