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Title: I think Nature is hitting on me.
Post by: Stogi on July 18, 2012, 01:57:53 PM: I've had several butterflies surround me and land on my shoulders like 'Avatar' and the "seeds" as I walked down the street.

Blue jays surrounded my laptop while I sat outside on my back porch working on what I call my "outdoor desk". They just chilled there for a bit, then dipped.

Wind swirled around me like a tiny tornado then disappeared after I got done playing ball, cooling me off immensely.

At the lake, the sun broke through the clouds and literally highlighted our boat.

I was starving while I was walking to a meeting at a local irish pub/restaurant, and a fucking apple landed on my phone while I was texting. It was the most fucking delicious apple I've ever had. I've been back to that tree several times since.

This happened all within a week. I think Nature is hitting on me.
Title: Re: I think Nature is hitting on me.
Post by: ShyGuy on July 18, 2012, 04:15:21 PM: You're asking for it with how you dress.
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Post by: Chozo Ghost on July 18, 2012, 04:47:43 PM: You should sue Nature for sexual harassment.
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Post by: Ceric on July 18, 2012, 05:17:01 PM: Just keep playing hard to get. Never get caught. That Nature can be a Bitch after a Breakup.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on July 18, 2012, 06:25:00 PM: Well just this morning a raccoon fucked me in the ass. But like Kurt Cobain said, Nature is a whore.
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Post by: Chozo Ghost on July 18, 2012, 06:57:58 PM: Quote from: Brandogg on July 18, 2012, 06:25:00 PM
Well just this morning a raccoon fucked me in the ass.

Hopefully it didn't have rabies, because if it did then you probably do now as well.
Title: Re: I think Nature is hitting on me.
Post by: Stogi on July 18, 2012, 07:39:56 PM: Quote from: ShyGuy on July 18, 2012, 04:15:21 PM
You're asking for it with how you dress.

+1
Title: Re: I think Nature is hitting on me.
Post by: nickmitch on July 18, 2012, 08:46:18 PM: Maybe if Mother Nature manages to get herself laid, this heatwave will stop.
Title: Re: I think Nature is hitting on me.
Post by: tendoboy1984 on July 18, 2012, 09:31:22 PM: Since when was **** allowed here? Don't kids visit these forums?

EDIT: I can't say f.u.c.k.? But all the other derivatives (fucking, fucked, fucker, etc.) aren't filtered?! What hypocrisy is this?
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Post by: NWR_insanolord on July 18, 2012, 09:38:52 PM: Just turn the fucking filter off in your fucking profile.
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Post by: Chozo Ghost on July 18, 2012, 09:42:05 PM: Quote from: tendoboy1984 on July 18, 2012, 09:31:22 PM
Since when was **** allowed here? Don't kids visit these forums?

Kids don't visit Nintendo forums. They are too busy playing Halo and COD on their Xbox 360s. Nintendo is too "kiddie" for them.
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Post by: Shaymin on July 18, 2012, 09:42:24 PM: Never thought I'd have to link this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmS5GTrb72Y)...
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Post by: nickmitch on July 18, 2012, 09:54:59 PM: CURSE WORDS!!!
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Post by: Oblivion on July 18, 2012, 09:58:06 PM: Quote from: tendoboy1984 on July 18, 2012, 09:31:22 PM
Since when was **** allowed here? Don't kids visit these forums?

EDIT: I can't say f.u.c.k.? But all the other derivatives (fucking, fucked, fucker, etc.) aren't filtered?! What hypocrisy is this?

I thought I've asked this many times, but how old are you?

And by the way, I believe I'm the youngest one wh frequents the site on a daily basis.
Title: Re: I think Nature is hitting on me.
Post by: Chozo Ghost on July 18, 2012, 10:00:32 PM: Quote from: Oblivion on July 18, 2012, 09:58:06 PM
I thought I've asked this many times, but how old are you?

Judging by his username, I assume he is either a really huge fan of George Orwell, or he's about 28.
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Post by: nickmitch on July 18, 2012, 10:03:14 PM: In fairness, it could really go either way.
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Post by: tendoboy1984 on July 18, 2012, 10:05:39 PM: Quote from: nickmitch on July 18, 2012, 10:03:14 PM
In fairness, it could really go either way.

Both? No, actually I'm 27 (born in December, 1984).
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Post by: Chozo Ghost on July 18, 2012, 10:09:51 PM: I said ABOUT 28. If you were born in 1984 you would definitely be 28 by the time this year is over.
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Post by: Oblivion on July 18, 2012, 10:13:17 PM: Actually, I'm curious. Am I the youngest frequent poster on the forums?
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Post by: Chozo Ghost on July 18, 2012, 10:20:13 PM: Quote from: Oblivion on July 18, 2012, 10:13:17 PM
Actually, I'm curious. Am I the youngest frequent poster on the forums?

AFAIK.

Out of 11212 Members there's probably only about 12 frequent posters. All the rest are probably spiders and spambots.
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Post by: Oblivion on July 18, 2012, 10:23:14 PM: Yeah, I found it weird when I first joined. Another forum I visit (admittedly isn't a hardcore Nintendo forum, but an Avatar forum) has about...500+ frequent members?

It kind of reminds me of the difference between small town high schools and big city high schools.
Title: Re: I think Nature is hitting on me.
Post by: NWR_insanolord on July 18, 2012, 10:42:06 PM: Quote from: Chozo Ghost on July 18, 2012, 10:20:13 PM
Quote from: Oblivion on July 18, 2012, 10:13:17 PM
Actually, I'm curious. Am I the youngest frequent poster on the forums?

AFAIK.

Out of 11212 Members there's probably only about 12 frequent posters. All the rest are probably spiders and spambots.

Even less than that when you figure at least half of those are SUPER's dupes.
Title: Re: I think Nature is hitting on me.
Post by: Lithium on July 20, 2012, 01:30:48 AM: Quote from: Chozo Ghost on July 18, 2012, 09:42:05 PM
Quote from: tendoboy1984 on July 18, 2012, 09:31:22 PM
Since when was **** allowed here? Don't kids visit these forums?

Kids don't visit Nintendo forums. They are too busy playing Halo and COD on their Xbox 360s. Nintendo is too "kiddie" for them.

lmfao the one time i actually want to use the praise feature XD
Title: Re: I think Nature is hitting on me.
Post by: Oblivion on July 20, 2012, 03:01:20 PM: I'll do it for you.
Title: Re: I think Nature is hitting on me.
Post by: UncleBob on July 20, 2012, 03:14:05 PM: Quote from: Oblivion on July 18, 2012, 10:13:17 PM
Actually, I'm curious. Am I the youngest frequent poster on the forums?
I'm 12 and what is this?
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Post by: Chozo Ghost on July 20, 2012, 03:21:31 PM: I wonder what it would be like to have an Uncle who is only 12 years old.
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Post by: UncleBob on July 20, 2012, 03:23:07 PM: My grandparents had a son that was one year older than my oldest sister.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on July 20, 2012, 05:09:02 PM: When I was in 5th grade there were two kids in my class, one of them was the other kid's uncle...and the uncle was a year younger than the nephew.
Title: Re: I think Nature is hitting on me.
Post by: Crimm on July 21, 2012, 06:18:18 PM: Brb disabling the filter bypass and adding derivative words to the list.
Title: Re: I think Nature is hitting on me.
Post by: ThePerm on July 28, 2012, 11:45:32 PM: Quote from: Stogi on July 18, 2012, 01:57:53 PM
I've had several butterflies surround me and land on my shoulders like 'Avatar' and the "seeds" as I walked down the street.

Blue jays surrounded my laptop while I sat outside on my back porch working on what I call my "outdoor desk". They just chilled there for a bit, then dipped.

Wind swirled around me like a tiny tornado then disappeared after I got done playing ball, cooling me off immensely.

At the lake, the sun broke through the clouds and literally highlighted our boat.

I was starving while I was walking to a meeting at a local irish pub/restaurant, and a fucking apple landed on my phone while I was texting. It was the most fucking delicious apple I've ever had. I've been back to that tree several times since.

This happened all within a week. I think Nature is hitting on me.

i dedicate this song to you
Title: Re: I think Nature is hitting on me.
Post by: Plugabugz on August 01, 2012, 08:08:25 AM: Quote from: Crimm on July 21, 2012, 06:18:18 PM
Brb disabling the filter bypass and adding derivative words to the list.

It's been 2 and a half weeks has he come back yet?