The home for Nintendo amusements.
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A large focus of Nintendo's main E3 press conference was Nintendo Land, a theme-park styled hub for mini-games based around game franchises.
Featuring 12 different attractions in all, Nintendo Land allows for up to five to participant in a variety of activities based around the Wii U GamePad and Wii Remote. Though it differs by attraction, players can play by themselves, against others, or group up for cooperative play.
Five of the 12 attractions were confirmed and shown at Nintendo's conference today:
Donkey Kong's Crash Course: Based around an course reminiscent of the original Donkey Kong arcade game, this single-player game has players using the GamePad's motion control functionality to steer a moving cart through obstacles.
Luigi's Ghost Mansion: In this competitive/cooperative game, the player using the GamePad controls a ghost chasing up to four other human players, who are outfitted with flashlights. The ghost, who is invisible on the TV screen to the other players, sneaks around in an attempt to capture them. The opposing players must use cooperation to alert each other of the ghost's whereabouts, as well as revive downed friends, as they escape and fight the ghost with their lights.
Animal Crossing: Sweet Day: One player, using the GamePad, controls a pair of town guards charged with keeping up to four other players (who use Wii Remotes) from entering a candy orchard.
The Legend of Zelda: Battle Quest: One player, who uses the GamePad to aim and shoot arrows, is joined by up to three other players, who use Wii Remotes as swords, in this cooperative game. Together, they fight different kinds of enemies in a cloth-like version of a Legend of Zelda game.
Takamaru's Ninja Castle: Inspired by an early Japan-only Famicom game, the single-player game has the player swiping on the GamePad's touch screen to launch ninja stars at attackers and earn points.
The other seven attractions available in Nintendo Land will be announced as the game nears release this holiday season.
The problem with this game is that Nintendo is not going to give us both this AND a Nintendo Kingdom Hearts kind of game. They're only going to do the Nintendo-themed-land bit once and they picked casual bullshit.
Remember the rumour and the Metroid/Star Fox crossover? Remember how we got excited about the possibility of SOME sort of Nintendo crossover? THIS is it! This lame ass bullshit is it! **** me.
Mii's have invaded Zelda. It's fucking over. The casuals have invaded "our" games. They make a game about visiting a Nintendo themepark and they make it for the Wii Sports/Fit crowd. Not the longtime fans that made these franchises worth any money in the first place but the casual fan that never bought a videogame before 2006 and bought only like four Wii games.
Remember when Nintendo first talked about the blue ocean market and there was concern over Nintendo "casualizing" games like Mario and Zelda? At the time that sort of concern was seen as an overreaction and that we didn't have to worry. Um, isn't this it? Mii's have invaded Zelda. It's fucking over. The casuals have invaded "our" games. They make a game about visiting a Nintendo themepark and they make it for the Wii Sports/Fit crowd. Not the longtime fans that made these franchises worth any money in the first place but the casual fan that never bought a videogame before 2006 and bought only like four Wii games.
Though I don't even understand why they think such a game is an ideal choice for this audience. I don't even know what Takamaru is. It's like such a game requires hardcore Nintendo fandom to truly appreciate but it has casual gameplay that appeals more to beginners. Or is the idea just to get the casuals familiar with the big franchises in hope that they'll buy the next sequel to those games?
The problem with this game is that Nintendo is not going to give us both this AND a Nintendo Kingdom Hearts kind of game. They're only going to do the Nintendo-themed-land bit once and they picked casual bullshit.
Remember the rumour and the Metroid/Star Fox crossover? Remember how we got excited about the possibility of SOME sort of Nintendo crossover? THIS is it! This lame ass bullshit is it! **** me.
will this be packed in or not?