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Title: Hilarious things to say after exiting the bathroom...Thread
Post by: Stogi on February 24, 2012, 09:30:29 PM
Someone call the police, a doctor and a catholic priest because I just murdered the bathroom.


It was terrible. It felt like a bunch of trained gorillas were jumping up and down on my stomach.


I'm glad the neighbors didn't call the cops, because I just beat the hell out of my toilet.


You know that weird feeling where your about to fart but don't know if you're about to poop your pants? I would have pooped my pants.


TADA!


Title: Re: Hilarious things to say after exiting the bathroom...Thread
Post by: BranDonk Kong on February 24, 2012, 10:32:09 PM
Seriously?
Title: Re: Hilarious things to say after exiting the bathroom...Thread
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on February 25, 2012, 01:45:52 AM
I don't wash my hands
Title: Re: Hilarious things to say after exiting the bathroom...Thread
Post by: Stogi on February 25, 2012, 05:54:41 AM
You don't joke about abolishing a toilet? Try it some time. I mean I still quote 'Friday'.
Title: Re: Hilarious things to say after exiting the bathroom...Thread
Post by: ShyGuy on February 27, 2012, 03:29:44 PM
Title: Re: Hilarious things to say after exiting the bathroom...Thread
Post by: Caliban on February 27, 2012, 04:16:58 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha love Ace Ventura.
Title: Re: Hilarious things to say after exiting the bathroom...Thread
Post by: Fatty The Hutt on February 27, 2012, 07:10:11 PM
"Hilarious" being entirely subjective in this context.
Haven't seen evidence of hilarity thus far.
Title: Re: Hilarious things to say after exiting the bathroom...Thread
Post by: Stogi on February 28, 2012, 04:46:42 PM
Hey...Who wants to go to the hospital?
Title: Re: Hilarious things to say after exiting the bathroom...Thread
Post by: nickmitch on February 28, 2012, 05:26:16 PM
Hey, how much blood in your stool is too much?