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Title: So I need your help...
Post by: Stogi on December 20, 2011, 10:51:25 PM
So I'm watching a special about how random people all over the world are preparing for the Apocalypse late Dec. 2012. Some believe that a solar storm will fry all living things (retarded); some believe that the end of the Mayan calendar dictates that the Earth's rotation will reverse (really retarded); others believe a Planet "X" will collide with Earth and blow us all up (extremely retarded). What they all agree on is that we are fucked. Plain and simple. Some are building underground shelters while others are planning to build entire cities in the mountains. My only question while watching this video was...."How the hell can I exploit these idiots?"

And that is my question to you.

Should I sell watches 'Guaranteed to work after the Apocalypse!'?

or Should I sell Nikes (pronounced "Ni-kiss") that are 'Radioactive proof!'?

or Should I sell compasses 'Guaranteed to find the new north pole!'?

EDIT: Why is the font so damn weird?
Title: Re: So I need your help...
Post by: Plugabugz on December 21, 2011, 07:15:57 AM
After 2012 we all wake up to look like The Lindemann.
Title: Re: So I need your help...
Post by: Crimm on December 21, 2011, 12:34:59 PM
I saw that special as well. There was a guy who sells survial suplies in bulk (50 lbs bag of grain for example). He seemed to be cleaning up.
Title: Re: So I need your help...
Post by: Crimm on December 21, 2011, 12:37:45 PM
Also, the worst end of days scenario I've seen was that the moon would "stop spinning" and would fall to Earth. This one is dumb in so many ways that it is kind of charming.
Title: Re: So I need your help...
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 21, 2011, 01:22:33 PM
Dec. 21, 2012 is the day the Ancient Astronauts return to earth to enslave the Human Race.

So maybe we should start selling aluminum foil hats that will ensure you don't get your brain waves scrambled so that you will be able to join the resistance.


We can make them stylish and actually just place a sheet of heavy foil between the outer and inner lining of existing hats then charge triple the price. People can protect themselves without looking like crazy nut jobs and still be in line with the current fashion trends.

You'll also never have to worry about your hat losing it's shape again either.
Title: Re: So I need your help...
Post by: ThePerm on December 21, 2011, 01:46:51 PM
i don't think a solar flare will burn us all, but it could kill most our electronics. Only electronics that are outside of a typical building would be fried. Normally were protected by the earths magnetic field, but that turns off sometime next year for like a couple days. Same time theres a solar flare. It wouldn't be the end of the world but it could be pretty chaotic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPdqr2v1rTQ

Best way to cash in, write a shitty book under an alias , doesn't have to be good. Go on youtube, go on Fox news, promote said book, cash in. Or Start your own religion, thats one way to get saps to eat out of your hand.
Title: Re: So I need your help...
Post by: Crimm on December 21, 2011, 11:58:06 PM
I'd like to start a religion. That's where the money is!


~L. Ron Hubbard




...lawsuit in 3...2...1...
Title: Re: So I need your help...
Post by: ThePerm on December 22, 2011, 12:41:09 AM
well if you're a known hack Science Fiction writer to begin with....
Title: Re: So I need your help...
Post by: Crimm on December 22, 2011, 06:34:22 PM
Quote from: ThePerm on December 22, 2011, 12:41:09 AM
well if you're a known hack Science Fiction writer to begin with....


...a bad one at that.


Battlefield Earth is good though...it's amazingly bad.
Title: Re: So I need your help...
Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 22, 2011, 10:29:42 PM
He might not be a great writer, but he had like the full top 10 science fiction books at one time, all under different fake names.
Title: Re: So I need your help...
Post by: oohhboy on December 25, 2011, 08:02:56 AM
I rather convince those dumb asses to stay(starve) in their bunkers so we need can remove their brand of idiocy from humanity. It would probaly mean America loses about 30% of it population.