Community Forums => General-3 => Topic started by: Stogi on December 16, 2011, 04:13:41 PM
Title: NiggaFlix™
Post by: Stogi on December 16, 2011, 04:13:41 PM
Do you feel awkward when singing your favorite rap songs when the word "Nigga" is used? Do you check first to see if any black people are around you? Do you wish that you can say phrases like "My Nigga!" or "Nigga please!"?
Well now you can! It doesn't matter if you're not blessed with the gift of being black, because now there's NiggaFlix™.
NiggaFlix™is a subscription based service that allows you to rent the word "Nigga" or any other variation*.
You can use the word as often as you like.
It only costs $10/month.
Best of all, if any black folk give you trouble, you can personally call me, Stogi, and have me explain the situation resulting in you not getting your ass kicked!
So order now and stop saying "N-word" or going silent during your favorite songs.
Join today!
*-er ending not included. If you use it, you're a dick and you're subscription is cancelled.
Title: Re: NiggaFlix™
Post by: Caliban on December 16, 2011, 05:08:27 PM
You know that down the line someone's bound to either want some of that cash that you're ringing, or they're just going to come out with a cheap knock-off of NiggaFlix™.
Title: Re: NiggaFlix™
Post by: Stogi on December 16, 2011, 06:02:57 PM
hahaha probably if I were to make it a real thing. I kinda want to just to see what happens. I'd probably be the most hated/loved man for a month as people either laugh or frown at me, especially if I make a hilarious infomercial where I sell plastic cards for buyer's wallets that say "Nigga-Approved" or something. Hell, I already have a few friends for the testimonials.
I'd probably be asked to come on the Colbert Report.
Title: Re: NiggaFlix™
Post by: Caliban on December 16, 2011, 06:12:45 PM
YouTube it. It's bound to get millions of views... maybe.
Title: Re: NiggaFlix™
Post by: nickmitch on December 16, 2011, 07:06:33 PM
You know, I bet the NAACP could use some extra funds. Too bad they buried that word.
Title: Re: NiggaFlix™
Post by: TJ Spyke on December 16, 2011, 07:14:44 PM
I don't sing along to songs.
The funny thing is that my girlfriend is black and she has asked me to say the word several times because she thinks it's funny when I say it (that is the only time I ever do).
Title: Re: NiggaFlix™
Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 16, 2011, 08:26:30 PM
Fucking racist.
Title: Re: NiggaFlix™
Post by: Morari on December 16, 2011, 10:10:20 PM
http://youtu.be/GKlDBi0cyIA
Title: Re: NiggaFlix™
Post by: bustin98 on December 16, 2011, 11:11:30 PM
The funny thing is that my girlfriend is black and she has asked me to say the word several times because she thinks it's funny when I say it (that is the only time I ever do).
Say it during sex.
I was typing out an example and I got offended.
Title: Re: NiggaFlix™
Post by: UncleBob on December 17, 2011, 07:28:23 AM
I wasn't going to say anything until someone else did.
