Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: zachs1997 on September 29, 2011, 02:36:59 AM
Title: I have a girlfriend now
Post by: zachs1997 on September 29, 2011, 02:36:59 AM
What now?
Title: Re: I have a girlfriend now
Post by: bustin98 on September 29, 2011, 02:40:00 AM
Roll her in flour. Duh
Title: Re: I have a girlfriend now
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 29, 2011, 03:23:27 AM
1. Set up a real life meeting so you 2 can see each other in person. Never know who you are connecting with on those online "dating" sites.
or
2. Visit the real doll accessory shop so you can accessorize your recent purchase with the latest and greatest in add-ons and other customizations.
or
3. Pay the girl and book another appointment for the same time next week.
or
4. FHUTA. yes. seriously. fhuta.
Title: Re: I have a girlfriend now
Post by: Plugabugz on September 29, 2011, 03:25:43 AM
BNM, have you done all 4? At once, preferably.
Title: Re: I have a girlfriend now
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 29, 2011, 04:20:06 AM
Never done #1 (never needed to; this includes sites like myspace) No need for #2 (never even seen a real one) Refuse to do #3 (saving it for the bucket list) done #4 (but not to my satisfaction)
Title: Re: I have a girlfriend now
Post by: Plugabugz on September 29, 2011, 05:12:40 AM
FAILS!
Title: Re: I have a girlfriend now
Post by: Crimm on September 29, 2011, 08:13:25 AM
I fear where this thread is going.
Title: Re: I have a girlfriend now
Post by: Ceric on September 29, 2011, 09:26:40 AM
BJs before Sex or it will never happen.
Congrats and all that.
Title: Re: I have a girlfriend now
Post by: zachs1997 on September 29, 2011, 10:11:31 AM
Lol.
Title: Re: I have a girlfriend now
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 29, 2011, 12:18:33 PM
That's not true... But road head before sex, or that will probably never happen. But I don't think you old enough to drive.... so scratch that.
Make her buy you stuff, something expensive, otherwise you'll find yourself always being expected to pay. And always flirt with her friends.... casually of course. You need to keep them interested in you to keep your stock price high.
edit: and don't forget to join the Football team.
Title: Re: I have a girlfriend now
Post by: nickmitch on October 01, 2011, 01:45:54 AM
As long as you can create the illusion that you can get another girl, she'll always think she has a catch. BnM is right about her friends. Impress them, so they will tell her how awesome you are.
Title: Re: I have a girlfriend now
Post by: RABicle on October 02, 2011, 11:21:11 AM
