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Title: the perils of the hawtness thread
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 13, 2011, 09:38:16 PM
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Masturbation May Increase Risk of Prostate Cancer
http://www.livescience.com/7658-masturbation-increase-risk-prostate-cancer.html (http://www.livescience.com/7658-masturbation-increase-risk-prostate-cancer.html)
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A new study finds men who are sexually active in their 20s and 30s are more likely to develop prostate cancerespecially if they masturbate frequently.

Some of you are already more dead than others, but since it's likely we are all already dead anyways. Live it up fellas.

Here (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=35273.0) is a good place to start
because there is only one way out now... (http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/unusual-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/)


Title: Re: Bad News Guys: We're All Already Dead
Post by: bustin98 on September 13, 2011, 10:06:06 PM
God damn it... is it like smoking where if you stop your chances decrease?
Title: Re: Bad News Guys: We're All Already Dead
Post by: Shaymin on September 13, 2011, 10:06:26 PM
Well, I had a good run.
Title: Re: Bad News Guys: We're All Already Dead
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on September 13, 2011, 10:09:00 PM
Livescience.com sounds like a bunch of nobodies to me, let's see what BBC says:

Masturbation 'cuts cancer risk'
Researchers were assessing prostate cancer risk
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm
Title: Re: Bad News Guys: We're All Already Dead
Post by: bustin98 on September 13, 2011, 10:12:49 PM
Damned if you do, damned if you don't. Might as well go all the way.

Circle jerk anyone? Never been in one, don't plan on it either
Title: Re: Bad News Guys: We're All Already Dead
Post by: BranDonk Kong on September 13, 2011, 11:49:38 PM
What a joke, I just finished masturbating for the 42nd time in a row just now and there's absoklelt notign wrogn iwith meadnokmp'mfaslknvas,d,dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd