Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: King of Twitch on May 31, 2011, 03:37:06 AM
Title: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
Post by: King of Twitch on May 31, 2011, 03:37:06 AM
By the time Skyward Sword comes out, it'll be 5. You knew this day was coming. I knew this day was coming. What is your problem? Oh, you didn't want to get off the couch and practice for the time when Ganon escapes and wreaks havoc on the world? He always does, but you didn't care about saving the world I guess. Just wanted to sit and press buttons like an automaton. Let me just say you're lucky that a taxidermist didn't accidentally show up in your living room and stuff you and send you to a museum called Weak Gamers That Hate Fun.
Title: Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
Post by: Dasmos on May 31, 2011, 03:47:47 AM
I completely agree, that's why I have been preparing my wrists and forearms, since I was 15, for such an occasion. My handshake is like getting your hand caught in a vice-clamp.
My body is ready.
Title: Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
Post by: ShyGuy on May 31, 2011, 03:53:23 AM
Hey I'm pro waggle. Sword fighting in Twilight Princess Wii was glorious.
Shame on all those gamers too old to change.
Title: Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
Post by: Crimm on May 31, 2011, 11:56:16 AM
I completely agree, that's why I have been preparing my wrists and forearms, since I was 15, for such an occasion. My handshake is like getting your hand caught in a vice-clamp.
My body is ready.
WIN
Title: Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
Post by: NWR_insanolord on June 01, 2011, 08:00:55 PM
I disagree. You called too much attention to it, while the subtlety Dasmos used really enhanced it.
Dasmos: A- UncleBob: C+
Title: Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
Post by: UncleBob on June 01, 2011, 08:13:36 PM
I didn't call too much attention to anything. It's big enough, it calls attention to itself. In fact, it's big enough, it has its own area code for making phone calls.
Title: Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
Post by: NWR_insanolord on June 01, 2011, 08:39:48 PM
I think I speak for all of us when I say I find that very offensive.
Title: Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
Post by: UncleBob on June 01, 2011, 08:43:37 PM
Your mom didn't find it offensive.
Your dad did at first, but he learned to like it.
Title: Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
Post by: NWR_insanolord on June 01, 2011, 08:50:13 PM
Well I never!
Title: Re: You worthless slags have had 4.5 years to wrist up.
Post by: UncleBob on June 01, 2011, 09:16:13 PM
