Title: Re: NEXT NINTENDO SYSTEM REVEALED!!! WOOO!
Post by: Arbok on April 17, 2011, 02:19:00 PM
I think there is a problem with my account, because this topic is showing as being posted in "2011" rather than the correct 2005...
On point, I did like the music used in this ever since I first heard.
Title: Re: NEXT NINTENDO SYSTEM REVEALED!!! WOOO!
Post by: UncleBob on April 17, 2011, 02:55:20 PM
I thought about going back and looking for a post from back then that linked to this video, but I didn't want to be accused of bumping old posts. :D
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Post by: nickmitch on April 17, 2011, 07:15:07 PM
UncleBob bumping a thread? Never.
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Post by: Dasmos on April 17, 2011, 07:44:21 PM
haha I remember this. it's so ridiculous.
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Post by: Ceric on April 17, 2011, 07:50:31 PM
Didn't Nintendo contact him with a job after this?
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Post by: Chozo Ghost on April 17, 2011, 08:45:43 PM
Mario looks weird at the end of that video.
Title: Re: NEXT NINTENDO SYSTEM REVEALED!!! WOOO!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 17, 2011, 10:12:38 PM
that's what happens when you try to get to realistic...
just wait till next next gen (http://i.imgur.com/VK1S2.jpg) No Mario!! Don't eat that Mushroom!!! (http://i.imgur.com/x0ec1.jpg)
OMG *shudders*
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Post by: Ceric on April 17, 2011, 10:17:02 PM
I never see Mario himself getting really but his cloth would.
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Post by: Chozo Ghost on April 17, 2011, 10:19:02 PM
I want those characters in an M rated GTA type version of the Mario universe where you can splatter opponents into blood and gore using your boots or giant hammers or tortoise shells, or watch them scream in agony as they incinerate into ashes by the fireballs you throw at them. That would be messed up. It would appeal to the hardcore crowd though....
Title: Re: NEXT NINTENDO SYSTEM REVEALED!!! WOOO!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 17, 2011, 11:20:50 PM
I want those characters in an M rated GTA type version of the Mario universe where you can splatter opponents into blood and gore using your boots or giant hammers or tortoise shells, or watch them scream in agony as they incinerate into ashes by the fireballs you throw at them. That would be messed up. It would appeal to the hardcore crowd though....
(http://i.imgur.com/NnKbc.jpg)
Title: Re: NEXT NINTENDO SYSTEM REVEALED!!! WOOO!
Post by: Stogi on April 18, 2011, 01:39:48 AM
I want those characters in an M rated GTA type version of the Mario universe where you can splatter opponents into blood and gore using your boots or giant hammers or tortoise shells, or watch them scream in agony as they incinerate into ashes by the fireballs you throw at them. That would be messed up. It would appeal to the hardcore crowd though....
What about 'Hot Coffee'? Would Daisy be the whore?
Title: Re: NEXT NINTENDO SYSTEM REVEALED!!! WOOO!
Post by: Ceric on April 18, 2011, 10:12:26 AM
I want those characters in an M rated GTA type version of the Mario universe where you can splatter opponents into blood and gore using your boots or giant hammers or tortoise shells, or watch them scream in agony as they incinerate into ashes by the fireballs you throw at them. That would be messed up. It would appeal to the hardcore crowd though....
What about 'Hot Coffee'? Would Daisy be the whore?
Welp I know one forum that would be getting the game.
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Post by: johnn on April 20, 2011, 07:10:51 PM
SIIIXTY FOOOOUUUUUURRRR!
Title: Re: NEXT NINTENDO SYSTEM REVEALED!!! WOOO!
Post by: Retro Deckades on April 20, 2011, 07:28:20 PM
I want those characters in an M rated GTA type version of the Mario universe where you can splatter opponents into blood and gore using your boots or giant hammers or tortoise shells, or watch them scream in agony as they incinerate into ashes by the fireballs you throw at them. That would be messed up. It would appeal to the hardcore crowd though....
I always thought it would be fun to use Wario for this. Even if they don't quite go as far as you're suggesting, violence wise, I wouldn't mind seeing an open-world Wario game where you run around, body-slamming the crap out of its residents, shaking them down for money. Maybe robbing some Mushroom Kingdom banks, making a quick getaway on your motorcycle/in your muscle car. Geeze, this game practically makes itself. Grand Theft Wario.
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Post by: Chozo Ghost on April 20, 2011, 07:45:38 PM
Wario used to be like that back in the day. I fondly remember his first game which was on the spinach GB. You went around beating the crap out of enemies and stealing their loot, and then at the end of the game there was like some treasure room with everything you stole. Since then his image has been toned down a lot with the WarioWare games and all that. He isn't as bad ass as he used to be.
BTW, maybe that's something Retro should do. Wouldn't they be able to take the stagnant Wario franchise and revitalize it into something awesome again? Its a shame there's only one Retro, because there are so many old franchises which could really use their touch.
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Post by: Mop it up on April 21, 2011, 06:37:03 PM
I fondly remember his first game which was on the spinach GB. You went around beating the crap out of enemies and stealing their loot, and then at the end of the game there was like some treasure room with everything you stole. Since then his image has been toned down a lot with the WarioWare games and all that. He isn't as bad ass as he used to be.
WarioWare is his greedy company to make lots of cash! In any case, all Wario Land games are like what you described so who cares if he behaves a bit differently in a spin-off series (though I don't see it, in fact I find Wario's gotten more crude over time).
Title: Re: NEXT NINTENDO SYSTEM REVEALED!!! WOOO!
Post by: Chozo Ghost on April 21, 2011, 07:39:57 PM
I wouldn't mind a Wario GTA type game where you were free to beat up people and steal from them. Of course, it couldn't have graphic violence or swearing or anything because Nintendo won't do that. But let's say it had a T rating or a rating just under T but still a bit more than E.
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Post by: King of Twitch on April 21, 2011, 08:51:09 PM
Aw heck ya.
Title: Re: NEXT NINTENDO SYSTEM REVEALED!!! WOOO!
Post by: ThePerm on April 21, 2011, 09:53:40 PM
I've been playing Minecraft and parts of it remind me of Animal Crossing. I just want the two to have sex and make an even better game.
Title: Re: NEXT NINTENDO SYSTEM REVEALED!!! WOOO!
Post by: Ceric on April 22, 2011, 09:24:02 AM
