I just used a blue dry-erase marker and a yellow highlighter to make a green mark on my hand to protect myself from pinches.
If people pull that crap they should get to punch you instead.
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: ThePerm on March 17, 2011, 02:05:35 PM
im wearing shamrock boxers and yoshi pants.
If i go out today, im not going to wear green though. Why? Maybe I want to get pinched.
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: TJ Spyke on March 17, 2011, 02:08:26 PM
The only green clothing I own is a 1UP (as in the Mushroom, not the website) hat I just bought. I don't plan to go out though, so I probably won't be wearing it.
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 17, 2011, 02:28:40 PM
I'm wearing my green Notre Dame shirt. I would have worn my Sounders shirt if they hadn't lost on Tuesday.
I was upset earlier that I didn't have any Jameson around for the holiday, but then I learned St. Patrick was originally from Scotland and went to Ireland later on, so it's acceptable to drink scotch, something I have several different varieties of.
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: ThePerm on March 17, 2011, 02:30:11 PM
My mom ordered some stuff from Thinkgeek, and I should have been like get me a Paddy's Pub shirt!
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: BranDonk Kong on March 17, 2011, 02:45:42 PM
My penis is green, but I leave it hanging out of my pants, so it's not hidden.
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 17, 2011, 03:04:14 PM
Unless you are The Hulk or Green Goblin, I would go and get that checked out. They may have to amputate
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: ShyGuy on March 17, 2011, 03:54:06 PM
I don't even want to ever take a sip of beer. Even when I'm of age.
I thought that when I was your age. Now I've become a connoisseur of the stuff.
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Oblivion on March 17, 2011, 11:09:30 PM
I honestly hate it when people say that. I'd wish that at least one person would believe me when I say that kind of stuff.
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 17, 2011, 11:11:51 PM
(http://i56.tinypic.com/2n209y0.jpg)
Say what you will now, but the temptations of peer pressure, parties, girls and mindless fun may get to you sooner or later.
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Oblivion on March 17, 2011, 11:22:44 PM
I don't go to parties, I'm dating a non-drinker, and I've been asked at least 100 imes to do drugs, smoke, drink, what have you and I haven't succumbed yet. Unlike many other who say the samething I do, I donot plan on drinking. Believe me when I say that. You may have doubts, but respect my position on it and don't dismiss it by saying I'll cave sooner or later. If you feel that way, then keep it in your head. Commend me for at least thinking this way instead of instantly going for it when I turn 12 or something.
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 17, 2011, 11:42:27 PM
YOU ARE IN MY FUNHOUSE SON!
:passes everyone a drink except Oblivion: ::everyone taps their drinks together and says "CHEERS!" except for Oblivion::
~several hours, many drinks and a whole lot of EXPLETIVES later~
:::Nobody remembers much from last night other than it was the BEST NITE EVER!!!.... except for Oblivion who had to drive everyone home because he was the only one sober:::
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: ShyGuy on March 17, 2011, 11:43:13 PM
I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs either.
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 17, 2011, 11:45:50 PM
shhhh neither do I but that's not the point.
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: King of Twitch on March 17, 2011, 11:48:21 PM
Do you think leprechauns see people when they take hallucinogens?
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 17, 2011, 11:50:33 PM
Also, taking the Funhouse seriously should be a moddable offense. Maybe it's not the greatest idea to pluck these greenhorns out of the talkback sections and throw them into the deep end right away.
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Oblivion on March 18, 2011, 12:03:03 AM
Sorry... I sounded like an ass, didn't I?
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: BeautifulShy on March 18, 2011, 12:06:32 AM
I know this is all silly nonsense but I'd just like to say that I don't smoke or do drugs. I like drink 2 times a year so I don't really consider two times a year that much.
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: apdude on March 18, 2011, 12:14:05 AM
Yes. You need to grow some thicker skin. If you want to call us idiots for having a drink then you've got to be able to take a little when we dish it back at you.
BTW I think Murphy's is better than Guinness
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: ShyGuy on March 18, 2011, 12:15:03 AM
I kidnap forum moderators as my bad habit. Sometimes things get out of hand.
Yes. You need to grow some thicker skin. If you want to call us idiots for having a drink then you've got to be able to take a little when we dish it back at you.
BTW I think Murphy's is better than Guinness
Excuse me? I didn't call you idiots. I was mearly stating my personal view on that topic. If you felt like I was being an ass with my comments, I apologize. And in any case, I can take whatever **** you deal out. Don't assume I can't. I was trying to be civil but I don't have to.
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 18, 2011, 12:52:36 AM
All of tonites drinks have been sponsored by:
Soylent Green Beer We're always on the Grind to keep your drinking experience smooth
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: TJ Spyke on March 18, 2011, 02:12:30 PM
Beer tastes like piss to me, I hate the stuff. I do drink though, just not beer.
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 18, 2011, 02:44:52 PM
I prefer beer, but when I'm drinking something else, it's generally Scotch. I'm not as much of a snob when it comes to that, but I seem to be headed in that direction.
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: MegaByte on March 18, 2011, 02:46:26 PM
Best thing to come out of holidays like this now is more Angry Birds levels.
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 18, 2011, 02:55:05 PM
And because I've obviously been watching too much Mad Men:
Soylent Green Beer Because The Best Head Is The One You Get To Pour Yourself
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Stogi on March 18, 2011, 05:45:34 PM
Ugh...
I had a hell of St. Paddy's day last night....
I'm pretty sure one of my friends went home with a tranny...
He refused to heed my warning....
I'm going to call him...
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Kytim89 on March 18, 2011, 05:51:11 PM
BnM, did you get my message?
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 18, 2011, 06:25:22 PM
I'm pretty sure one of my friends went home with a tranny...
He refused to heed my warning....
I'm going to call him...
If he doesn't answer, try the county jail.
It's possible a beat down might have taken place if got more than he expected out "her".
I just hope it wasn't this obvious (http://i.imgur.com/x9Bu8.jpg)
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: Stogi on March 18, 2011, 06:46:23 PM
lol he didn't pick up.
And no, "it" wasn't that obvious. But its voice was deep (deeper than mine), its tits were fake, and it had no ass. I couldn't see an adam's apple so maybe I was just being a prick and dissed some chick.
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: TJ Spyke on March 18, 2011, 07:13:33 PM
Possibly, I have seen some real women that look or sound like men (and women do have adam's apples too, they are just smaller than in men).
Title: Re: St Patrick's Day!
Post by: ThePerm on March 18, 2011, 09:03:50 PM
