Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: ShyGuy on March 01, 2011, 01:08:18 PM
Title: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: ShyGuy on March 01, 2011, 01:08:18 PM
Or did you kidnap him to seize more power?
Title: Re: UncleBob is your job harder since vudu went missing?
Post by: jrlibrarian on March 01, 2011, 06:19:16 PM
Just in case you didn't realize it, UncleBob was Starro and the Joker at the same time. So vudu has actually been here the entire time, like in Being John Malcovich. :P:
Title: Re: UncleBob is your job harder since vudu went missing?
Post by: ShyGuy on March 01, 2011, 06:35:46 PM
If you only knew. I'm actually not dead and neither is Golden Phoenix. ask your buddy Starro, I mean Bustin98
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: UncleBob on March 01, 2011, 10:54:42 PM
Anyone know vudu's name? He sent me a package once, but I didn't think to save his name/address... I'm a bit concerned. :(
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: ShyGuy on March 01, 2011, 11:01:21 PM
vudu could probably research and discover his name, but oh wait.. :(
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: BeautifulShy on March 01, 2011, 11:08:04 PM
I just remembered I had his Wii number added since he sent me a game for being the MVP in one of the Mafia games. Just sent him a message.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: that Baby guy on March 01, 2011, 11:17:39 PM
He went away for a longer period of time before. I'm sure he'll be back.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: ShyGuy on March 01, 2011, 11:27:08 PM
I don't think he went away just because of the mafia game.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Khushrenada on March 02, 2011, 03:10:40 AM
Somebody look up the past weeks news in Chicago. Maybe we can find a clue.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: ShyGuy on March 02, 2011, 03:27:47 AM
He's 30 years old, lives in Oak Park, Illinois and his initials I believe are J O
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: ShyGuy on March 02, 2011, 03:37:04 AM
His Steam account is online but in Snooze mode.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: nickmitch on March 02, 2011, 04:31:10 AM
It's not creapy at all that you know all this information.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Crimm on March 02, 2011, 12:17:40 PM
Somebody look up the past weeks news in Chicago. Maybe we can find a clue.
I believe the day he disappeared they elected a new Mayor. Obviously the mayor killed him.
I believe the day he disappeared they elected a new Mayor. Obviously the mayor killed him.
edit: what i obviously meant to say, but somehow mangled it up, was: the mayor didn't kill vudu, vudu is the mayor. he now no longer has time to ****-arse around with nwr.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Crimm on March 03, 2011, 12:45:49 AM
Honestly, given how much information you all know about him I'm not convinced one of you DIDN'T kill him.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: ShyGuy on March 03, 2011, 02:10:39 AM
This isn't the first time this forum has accused me of murder...
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Crimm on March 03, 2011, 02:15:33 AM
Hey, right now we're only investigating a disappearance, unless you have something you would like to confess.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: BeautifulShy on March 03, 2011, 05:03:09 AM
I just noticed my title changed again. Have a feeling Crimm changed my title. So Crimm why am I the #2 suspect on the disappearance of vudu?
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: bustin98 on March 03, 2011, 07:31:35 AM
I'm like that guy who hangs out at playgrounds after school, creepy. I'm the dude who goes to high school parties 10th years after graduating. The one who thinks Princess Peach f(v)arts. Creepy.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 03, 2011, 10:05:45 AM
I'm more than a little offended that nobody suspects me in this mysterious disappearance. Is it so hard to believe that I could have drugged vudu, stolen his internal organs, and sold him into sexual slavery in Cambodia? Or, you know, some other way?
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Toruresu on March 03, 2011, 10:16:49 AM
I'm like that guy who hangs out at playgrounds after school, creepy. I'm the dude who goes to high school parties 10th years after graduating. The one who thinks Princess Peach f(v)arts. Creepy.
The title was more a commentary on your vast knowledge of vudu. The Princess Peach stuff is in a totally different [alarming] league.
I'm more than a little offended that nobody suspects me in this mysterious disappearance. Is it so hard to believe that I could have drugged vudu, stolen his internal organs, and sold him into sexual slavery in Cambodia? Or, you know, some other way?
You don't seem to have a Bomber's Notebook worth of vudu facts. Get back to me when you know what he ate for breakfast today... assuming he ate anything...you know... because he might be dead.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: vudu on March 03, 2011, 02:07:42 PM
Guys, guys ... !! I just escaped the dungeon where I was being held. I'm still being pursued, so I'm hiding in an abandoned building and posting this on my phone. I don't know how much longer it will be before he finds me. Please, call the police. Send help. I don't know why he's doing this to me. I never did anything (that) bad to him on these boards. Please, send help before it's too late. adflknf asf djafdsjk;fdf 4325r ad;jsf
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: apdude on March 03, 2011, 03:16:55 PM
If that was really Vudu (which we know it's not since he is dead), why would he need us to call the police if he is posting from his PHONE!!! Everyone just stick to your story and they'll never have anything on us.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 03, 2011, 04:22:00 PM
format nwr: forum /s
Now they won't have any evidence that we even know what they are talking about.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: jrlibrarian on March 03, 2011, 07:17:16 PM
I like how since I never really posted much before the most recent mafia game, no one at all suspects me.. *evil laugh*
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Kytim89 on March 03, 2011, 08:33:13 PM
Vudu was making fun of Rare games the other day and well...
Also, my John Wayne avatar indicates that I am not a bad guy.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Khushrenada on March 04, 2011, 04:13:27 PM
No one ever suspects suspect #3.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: that Baby guy on March 04, 2011, 05:04:38 PM
It's never the person you most suspect, nor the person you least suspect. Phyllis did it.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Crimm on March 04, 2011, 05:16:50 PM
So now that "vudu" posted from his cell phone asking us to CALL the police we can safely assume he's been killed.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: ShyGuy on March 04, 2011, 08:06:31 PM
Prove you're vudu. post a new picture of your dog.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Crimm on March 04, 2011, 09:31:05 PM
Guys, guys ... !! I just escaped the dungeon where I was being held. I'm still being pursued, so I'm hiding in an abandoned building and posting this on my phone. I don't know how much longer it will be before he finds me. Please, call the police. Send help. I don't know why he's doing this to me. I never did anything (that) bad to him on these boards. Please, send help before it's too late. adflknf asf djafdsjk;fdf 4325r ad;jsf
THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE FORUMS! THE CALLER IS IN THE FORUMS!!!!!
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Crimm on March 05, 2011, 02:42:58 PM
In the Peach thread
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Kytim89 on March 07, 2011, 12:38:03 AM
It is time to change my title.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: UncleBob on March 07, 2011, 12:54:43 AM
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Khushrenada on March 07, 2011, 02:12:04 AM
Wait! He's gotten loose again?! I mean, he's indicated he's alright to someone and resurfaced? How should I know if he is actually being held captive somewhere? Rather presumptious of me I must admit. For all know, he just wanted a break from the forums. To think that one of us could possibly have been holding him hostage while recreating a real live version of "Misery" is crazy. That could never happen. No matter how much Vudu may want someone to believe that. If Vudu even says something like that.
But if he is alright, I want to wish him well. Does anybody know where he is at right now? I want to.... send him..... a card. A.... Hallmark card..... for best wishes! Yeah. That's the ticket. Where can I find him to give him this card I have for him? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Kytim89 on March 07, 2011, 02:26:26 AM
I can hear him crawling around inside the walls of this forum.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Stogi on March 07, 2011, 07:49:17 AM
I'm the only person with the time, wherewithal, and proximity to murder Vudu. But why would I? I've tempted him to ban me for ages, but nothing. The guys a chump. And we all know, there's no satisfication in killing a chump.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: ShyGuy on March 07, 2011, 07:25:42 PM
Should we start making lockable threads in an effort to draw out vudu?
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: that Baby guy on March 07, 2011, 07:52:36 PM
UncleBob is better at being a fair moderator, so chances are he'd lock them first. Crimm would put them in the funhouse katamari thread.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: UncleBob on March 07, 2011, 07:58:47 PM
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 07, 2011, 08:03:07 PM
I've got an idea: why don't UncleBob and Crimm agree not to lock anything so we can just go nuts with rule-breaking discussion to bring vudu out of hiding? There's absolutely no downside to that plan.
The only reason our moderators wouldn't agree to this fair and reasonble proposal would be that they don't want vudu to come back and/or are fully or partially responsible for his disappearance, with all the legal implications thereof.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Stogi on March 07, 2011, 08:10:11 PM
^^^ I agree with insanolord so much so that I'm going to put it in motion.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: jrlibrarian on March 07, 2011, 08:40:50 PM
I've got an idea: why don't UncleBob and Crimm agree not to lock anything so we can just go nuts with rule-breaking discussion to bring vudu out of hiding? There's absolutely no downside to that plan.
The only reason our moderators wouldn't agree to this fair and reasonble proposal would be that they don't want vudu to come back and/or are fully or partially responsible for his disappearance, with all the legal implications thereof.
This is such a great idea that it will never be allowed to be set into motion, and you know it.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Kytim89 on March 07, 2011, 10:54:18 PM
Can we get a Law and Order style investigation into Vudu's dissapearance? Law and Order: NWR seems to have a nice ring to it, eh?
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 07, 2011, 11:06:29 PM
No, it should be more like The Wire. We need to tap Vudu's phones and monitor the internet activity on his computer to catch the vast criminal syndicate that's been terrorizing these forums. Also, tap UncleBob's phone number that's in his signature, he seems like he's up to something.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 07, 2011, 11:10:37 PM
I think it should be more like The Sopranos....
Now shut the fock up and help me chop the hands, feet and head off this body so that wees can dispose of it properly.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Kytim89 on March 07, 2011, 11:21:56 PM
I prefer Law and Order.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: ShyGuy on March 07, 2011, 11:46:03 PM
I prefer a Dexter style investigation.
I mean, I hope vudu returns to us safely...
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: broodwars on March 08, 2011, 06:56:13 PM
Bah, you all have it wrong. We just need to find ourselves an Acme Detective Agency, a "Chief", the best production values one can buy with $150 and change, hire on Rockapella, and get our forum users on the case. We could even call it...(wait for it)...
"Where in the World is Moderator Vudu?!"
;)
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: ShyGuy on March 08, 2011, 09:03:49 PM
Who is the longest running non-staff still on the site? ThePerm? Rabicle?
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 08, 2011, 09:25:52 PM
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Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Caliban on March 08, 2011, 09:40:05 PM
I'm older than you BnM. In fact I might just be the oldest by a few days hahahahahahahaha... oh.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Stogi on March 08, 2011, 09:57:08 PM
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: bustin98 on March 08, 2011, 10:08:07 PM
I don't think not logging in since 2008 means he's still on the site...
Caliban registered just a few months before I did. If only I registered when I started lurking...
RABicle, ThePerm, Infernal Monkey (if he's not gone), BlkPaladin (still here?), Ian Sane, Brandogg, Ohhboy were all transfers from the forums before 2003.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 08, 2011, 10:16:48 PM
I've been here since OPN2k.....
I think that means that my 12 year anniversary is coming up soon too :(
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: bustin98 on March 08, 2011, 10:19:46 PM
Under a different name?
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Stogi on March 08, 2011, 10:20:48 PM
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Stratos on March 09, 2011, 05:16:05 AM
I would like to present to the court the evidence that once the last mafia game ceased -the last anyone had seen of Vudu- ShyGuy did change his avatar to a popular and glorified fictional cereal killer. Coincidence? I'll leave that to the 'Honorable' Judge Crimm and the Funhouse Jury to decide.
If I may I would like to begin questioning the suspect, Your 'Honor'.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Shaymin on March 09, 2011, 05:57:55 AM
Clearly, vudu is stuck under a pile of books at his home, subsisting off an increasingly-stale bag of Cheetos (tm) and bouncing a basketball in order to stay sane.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Kytim89 on March 09, 2011, 07:28:19 AM
I swear I keep hearing something moving inside the walls of this forum. It must be Vudu or possibly rats. Either way there is something inside the walls.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 09, 2011, 12:33:07 PM
I would like to present to the court the evidence that once the last mafia game ceased -the last anyone had seen of Vudu- ShyGuy did change his avatar to a popular and glorified fictional cereal killer. Coincidence? I'll leave that to the 'Honorable' Judge Crimm and the Funhouse Jury to decide.
If I may I would like to begin questioning the suspect, Your 'Honor'.
I have the 1st question.... and it's actually directed back at Stratos. Stratos, since you believe Shyguy to be a Cereal Killer, do you suspect that vudu's real name was Toucan Sam or maybe Captain Crunch?
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: ShyGuy on March 09, 2011, 02:05:50 PM
I love cereal. My favorite is Peanut Butter Captain Crunch.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Stratos on March 09, 2011, 08:23:55 PM
I would like to present to the court the evidence that once the last mafia game ceased -the last anyone had seen of Vudu- ShyGuy did change his avatar to a popular and glorified fictional cereal killer. Coincidence? I'll leave that to the 'Honorable' Judge Crimm and the Funhouse Jury to decide.
If I may I would like to begin questioning the suspect, Your 'Honor'.
I have the 1st question.... and it's actually directed back at Stratos. Stratos, since you believe Shyguy to be a Cereal Killer, do you suspect that vudu's real name was Toucan Sam or maybe Captain Crunch?
The way he sucked the life out of threads by locking them he could have very easily been Count Chocula.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: vudu on March 13, 2011, 05:37:42 PM
What's this "we" stuff? I acted alone, remember? (wink-wink)
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: apdude on March 14, 2011, 01:36:52 PM
Looks like you need more milk to drown him in.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Stratos on March 15, 2011, 05:03:52 AM
But I'm out of both Cap'n Crunch AND Cinnamon Toast Crunch. We can't use more milk.
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: ShyGuy on March 23, 2011, 10:11:00 PM
Now let's say theoretically, I kidnapped vudu and held him prisoner. Theoretically, I would have kept him inside the secret trap door in my closet that leads to an underground space I like to call "The Necropolis." If I did it, That is where I would have stashed him.
Now let's say theoretically, I kidnapped vudu and held him prisoner. Theoretically, I would have kept him inside the secret trap door in my closet that leads to an underground space I like to call "The Necropolis." If I did it, That is where I would have stashed him.
I'd like to submit this photo as Exhibit A in a "hypothetical" future case of the disappearance of vudu... for realz this time man, you must believes me!!!
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: Kytim89 on March 23, 2011, 11:01:19 PM
Why i it called "Necropolis"?
Title: Re: The "Where's vudu?" thread...
Post by: apdude on March 23, 2011, 11:15:38 PM
