Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: Kytim89 on December 22, 2010, 08:37:51 PM
Title: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: Kytim89 on December 22, 2010, 08:37:51 PM
Earlier today I was returning home after taking my father to his doctor's appointment. About eight years ago he had a stroke and is paralyzed on his right side. I stopped into a gas station to fuel my Blazer and get my dad a pack of cigarettes. While I was outside pumping my gas, a fool in a car pulled up and wrolled down his window and said to me, "You got something to say, punk?" I just stood there for a moment thinking what was this fool saying this to me because I did nothing to him. I responded that I had never said anything to him and that I did not know what he wanted.
I figured that he was looking for a fight, but it was like twenty-five degrees outside and I can not afford to go to jail or get a police record because of my grants. Normally I would have walked over and punched him in his face, but I am more civilized these days.
Has anyone else been in a situation like this?
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: apdude on December 22, 2010, 11:48:18 PM
This may be a joke thread, but something similar happend to me and some friends at a Taco Bell about 10yrs ago. Some drunk a-holes wanted to start a fight for some reason or another. Before I knew it I got hit in the face, so a fight insued, a few punches later they drove off (did I mention they were drunk) and I had a bloody lip. I'm older and wiser now so I don't go to Taco Bell anymore!
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: ThePerm on December 22, 2010, 11:55:39 PM
what stopped you from going to Taco Bell? The fight or the diarrhea?
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: Kytim89 on December 23, 2010, 12:20:48 AM
This guy just showed up out of no where randomly. If I had never looked to my left then I would have over looked the guy and went on about my business. I was smart to not walk over to his car because he might have had a gun and shot me there in the parking lot. These days you can never be too careful. ;)
I could have talked his ear off about how I want Rare titles on virtual console and he might have decided to get away quickly.
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: ThePerm on December 23, 2010, 12:37:06 AM
"These days you can never be too careful. "
haha, there was never a time where you could be too careful, some straight up g from camelot would sword your ass
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: ShyGuy on December 23, 2010, 12:41:54 AM
Something similar. I was in Louisville this week and I saw some punk get out of his SUV at the gas station. I pulled up to him and asked if he had something to say. He didn't have anything to say.
Too bad, It was prize give away from N64Retro.com. If he had answered correctly he would have won copies of every Rare game ever published.
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: Kytim89 on December 23, 2010, 12:46:36 AM
Something similar. I was in Louisville this week and I saw some punk get out of his SUV at the gas station. I pulled up to him and asked if he had something to say. He didn't have anything to say.
Too bad, It was prize give away from N64Retro.com. If he had answered correctly he would have won copies of every Rare game ever published.
No ****? That is my home town. What part of Louisville were you in, Shy Guy?
Did I forget to mention that guy had a Papa John's sign on his car (pizza delivery guy?) and a sound system that made his windows rattles?
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: ShyGuy on December 23, 2010, 01:19:25 AM
The Papa Johns sign was a disguise.
Protip: Don't let the locals hear you pronounce it "Louey-ville"
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: Kytim89 on December 23, 2010, 01:25:28 AM
Something similar. I was in Louisville this week and I saw some punk get out of his SUV at the gas station. I pulled up to him and asked if he had something to say. He didn't have anything to say.
Too bad, It was prize give away from N64Retro.com. If he had answered correctly he would have won copies of every Rare game ever published.
you're lucky, that guy coulda walked up and punched you in the face.... or he might have had a gun. was he alone?
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: ShyGuy on December 23, 2010, 03:54:23 PM
haha, there was never a time where you could be too careful, some straight up g from camelot would sword your ass
HAHAHAHA!!!!
Thats good stuff right there! Sorry Perm, I am so stealing that! Whit your permission of course.
I havn't had an issue like that since high school. I told the story about chasing the guy down who stole 20 bucks from a friend. But besides that i've been lucky. Though sometimes a feel a spirit of evil coming on and I want someone to do wrong so I have a chance to knock them out. Or get knocked out, which ever comes first.
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: ThePerm on December 23, 2010, 05:04:34 PM
you have ThePerm-ission
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: nickmitch on December 23, 2010, 06:28:28 PM
One time I was in club and a dude spilled his drink on me. I looked at him with my WTF Face, and he just shruged his shoulders. Then, like 4 more guys walked up to him. I assumed this was his posse. He said something, but the music was loud and he was stumbling drunk, so I couldn't understand him. I then walked away.
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: ThePerm on December 23, 2010, 09:10:04 PM
one time I walked into Taco Bell 10 years ago and I punched this guy in the lip for no reason. Well, I was kinda drunk. Then I hopped in the car with my friends and we drove off. It was somewhere in California, the guy was probably like 22 at the time.
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 23, 2010, 11:31:27 PM
Jesus Christ, I throw myself out there (and try to derail this thread), and I get nothing.
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: ThePerm on December 23, 2010, 11:46:12 PM
most people just ignore posts that have the phrase "made him **** me in the ass"
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: ThePerm on December 24, 2010, 12:33:42 AM
I actually had a giant Possum walk across my front lawn last summer. I could actually hear him outside at night climbing the tree outside my bed room window and making all kinds of strange noises.
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 24, 2010, 01:11:25 AM
I actually had a giant Possum walk across my front lawn last summer. I could actually hear him outside at night climbing the tree outside my bed room window and making all kinds of strange noises.
How large was this possum? If he was drunk at Taco Bell, could you take him in a fight?
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: BranDonk Kong on December 24, 2010, 03:57:40 PM
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: bustin98 on December 27, 2010, 01:17:09 PM
What do YOU mean 'what do you mean'??
Let's sing the theme song to the Jeffersons...
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: Stratos on January 09, 2011, 04:51:01 AM
Best new thread of the year.
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: Mop it up on January 09, 2011, 09:29:05 PM
Of all the threads created in 2010, you really think this is the best?
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: ShyGuy on January 09, 2011, 09:45:20 PM
I want more amusing anecdotes from forum member's real life in 2011. Mop it up, you are next.
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: Stratos on January 10, 2011, 04:49:16 AM
I think I figured out Kytim's obsession with Rare games on Nintendo consoles. Kytim is the son of Nintendo and Rareware and he is still upset by their divorce. Like any kid it is understandable that he can't imagine his mother with another man (Microsoft) and dreams of his parents reuniting (via the Virtual Console). Nintendo's inability to keep steady 2nd and 3rd party 'partners' in recent years (Silicone Knights, Factor 5, etc.) means that Kytim has been missing that all-important 'mother figure' in his gaming life.
Maybe things would have been better if Nintendo and Rareware had gone to marriage counseling.
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: bustin98 on January 10, 2011, 03:39:32 PM
And here I thought I was envious of Rare's penis. Turns out it wasn't even a penis. Now I just want a look at Rare's tits.
BTW, Nintendo and Rare have been seen having an affair on the handheld platforms...
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: Crimm on January 10, 2011, 05:07:18 PM
I think I figured out Kytim's obsession with Rare games on Nintendo consoles. Kytim is the son of Nintendo and Rareware and he is still upset by their divorce. Like any kid it is understandable that he can't imagine his mother with another man (Microsoft) and dreams of his parents reuniting (via the Virtual Console). Nintendo's inability to keep steady 2nd and 3rd party 'partners' in recent years (Silicone Knights, Factor 5, etc.) means that Kytim has been missing that all-important 'mother figure' in his gaming life.
Maybe things would have been better if Nintendo and Rareware had gone to marriage counseling.
My drunken step-father has created a lot of hatred and resentment in my mind.
I am thinking about creating a shrine for both Nintendo and Rare that have all their good games of the ninties and early 2000s.
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: Stratos on January 11, 2011, 04:14:05 AM
Please don't post your childhood family album ;)
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: Mop it up on January 14, 2011, 06:24:16 PM
I want more amusing anecdotes from forum member's real life in 2011. Mop it up, you are next.
If I had an amusing life, I'd have anecdotes to share. I don't think you'd find people who point to eBay auctions as the price they want to pay or a cat that piles up candy canes to be amusing anecdotes.
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: ShyGuy on January 14, 2011, 06:26:07 PM
Candy Cane Cat? Tell us more.
Title: Re: KyTim89 Versus a Douchebag in a Car at a Gas Station
Post by: Peachylala on January 18, 2011, 08:40:05 PM
