Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: BranDonk Kong on October 11, 2010, 09:01:52 AM
Title: So, why does Salma Hayek sound Russian?
Post by: BranDonk Kong on October 11, 2010, 09:01:52 AM
She's Mexican. It makes no sense.
Title: Re: So, why does Salma Hayek sound Russian?
Post by: Halbred on October 11, 2010, 02:27:56 PM
She doesn't.
Sigorney Weaver sounded Russian in "Heartbreakers."
Salma Hayek sounds Spanish. And SEXY. She is a goddess.
Title: Re: So, why does Salma Hayek sound Russian?
Post by: BranDonk Kong on October 11, 2010, 03:49:35 PM
Dude, I saw her on a Nickelodeon commercial this morning, she sounded Russian. Just read that her Mom is Spanish and her Dad is Lebanese, but she spent most of her life in Mexico...so it still doesn't make much sense.
Title: Re: So, why does Salma Hayek sound Russian?
Post by: Halbred on October 11, 2010, 03:56:23 PM
I think we can both agree that, regardess of upbringing or blended accent, the woman is basically the holotype* for the female form.
*The specimen to which all others are compared.
Title: Re: So, why does Salma Hayek sound Russian?
Post by: BranDonk Kong on October 11, 2010, 04:36:38 PM
Agreed. And, for the record, I would totally bang her.
Title: Re: So, why does Salma Hayek sound Russian?
Post by: Halbred on October 11, 2010, 04:42:48 PM
This is something I would also do. Multiple times!
Title: Re: So, why does Salma Hayek sound Russian?
Post by: nickmitch on October 11, 2010, 08:25:42 PM
Same here.
Title: Re: So, why does Salma Hayek sound Russian?
Post by: Kytim89 on October 11, 2010, 09:41:09 PM
Here is a speciel video for all the fans of Selma Hayek:
Also, I would not mid getting a peice of that myself. Secondly, I can not help but notice that Halbred seems to have a fascination with this chick(and rightfully so :P: ). He had written about her several times on his blog, When Pigs Fly.
Title: Re: So, why does Salma Hayek sound Russian?
Post by: ThePerm on October 12, 2010, 03:32:51 AM
i am also on the bandwagon, or would it be a gangwagon, or a bangwagon, or bang bus at that point?
Title: Re: So, why does Salma Hayek sound Russian?
Post by: Kytim89 on October 12, 2010, 10:24:02 AM
I refuse to believe that image hasn't been altered.
Title: Re: So, why does Salma Hayek sound Russian?
Post by: Halbred on October 15, 2010, 02:49:51 PM
In fact, it has not. It was taken at an Ugly Betty press conference several years ago (during the...second season?). Several pictures were taken of Salma in that "dress" and they are all consistently bewb-filled. It's a good way to draw attention to your show.
Seriously, look up Salma Hayek and Ugly Betty press conference and then secure your eyeballs.
Title: Re: So, why does Salma Hayek sound Russian?
Post by: BranDonk Kong on October 15, 2010, 02:56:54 PM
In fact, it has not. It was taken at an Ugly Betty press conference several years ago (during the...second season?). Several pictures were taken of Salma in that "dress" and they are all consistently bewb-filled. It's a good way to draw attention to your show.
Seriously, look up Salma Hayek and Ugly Betty press conference and then secure your balls.
Fixed.
Title: Re: So, why does Salma Hayek sound Russian?
Post by: ThePerm on October 18, 2010, 08:25:55 PM
Salma Hayak keeps the milk flowing, that's why they look so gorgeous all the time. A couple of years ago some paparazzi took some pictures of her breast feeding a baby. The baby wasn't hers. It was actually one of her friends. That's a great idea if you want them to swell up without the surgery.
Title: Re: So, why does Salma Hayek sound Russian?
Post by: Kytim89 on October 18, 2010, 08:39:16 PM
Salma Hayak keeps the milk flowing, that's why they look so gorgeous all the time. A couple of years ago some paparazzi took some pictures of her breast feeding a baby. The baby wasn't hers. It was actually one of her friends. That's a great idea if you want them to swell up without the surgery.
I wonder if she is ever going to have that middle aged swinging thing going on eventually.
Title: Re: So, why does Salma Hayek sound Russian?
Post by: ThePerm on October 18, 2010, 08:58:54 PM
as long as they are pushed up nobody will every know
