Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: Crimm on July 19, 2010, 03:57:08 PM
Title: Why is no one scared of my powers?
Post by: Crimm on July 19, 2010, 03:57:08 PM
Seriously, I'm easily the most active staff writer (lol) in the forums. I've proven my willingness to abuse my moderator powers. I have a reputation for irrational outbursts.
You all should be cowering in fear! I am like Zeus without his bolt. Sure, I can still take a woman and then hide her in the form of a sheep, but no traveler fears offering me offense.
Title: Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 19, 2010, 04:03:27 PM
I've never seen you abuse your powers or have an irrational outburst.
And pretending that that sheep was a woman does not justify what you were doing with it. It's still illegal in 43 states.
Title: Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
Post by: vudu on July 19, 2010, 04:04:43 PM
Just go Gibson on the next podcast, that will do it
Unless Crimm is going through an obviously-doing-it-for-media-attention-because-of-divorce then yes he should.
Title: Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
Post by: Crimm on July 19, 2010, 06:46:49 PM
I WAIST UR TIEM
Title: Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
Post by: Halbred on July 19, 2010, 07:04:51 PM
I'm unaffected by Crimm's supernatural forces. I have seen him in his true form, spoken his true name, and thus his abilities are null against my corporeal vistage.
Hey, you know what would be fun? A forum-based D&D campaign. It would be like Mafia games, but better, because there'd be monsters and cleavage-spilling sorceresses.
Title: Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
Post by: vudu on July 19, 2010, 07:35:19 PM
Clean is better than dirrty.
Title: Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
Post by: Mop it up on July 19, 2010, 07:52:24 PM
I'm scared.
Then again, I fear everyone.
Title: Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 19, 2010, 10:19:06 PM
I have terrible powers. I am a force of digital nature.
Wait, Fred? I can't see, stupid mobile page...
Let me get this straight--I change your avatar and you retaliate by changing mine? How ... unoriginal. This is why no one is scared of you. You need to think outside the box.
Title: Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
Post by: Crimm on July 20, 2010, 10:16:24 AM
I would ban you but it wouldn't do anything. Maybe I did!
Title: Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
Post by: vudu on July 20, 2010, 11:30:02 AM
I have terrible powers. I am a force of digital nature.
Wait, Fred? I can't see, stupid mobile page...
Let me get this straight--I change your avatar and you retaliate by changing mine? How ... unoriginal. This is why no one is scared of you. You need to think outside the box.
Checkmate, Vudu.
Title: Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
Post by: Khushrenada on July 23, 2010, 12:04:58 PM
So, you don't have the power to automatically take Vudu down to -50? You only have the power to appeal to ther forum-goers to help? I'm sure everyone will just bring you down to -50 and leave Vudu alone since there is nothing you seem to be able to do about it. Very sad. This is why no fears you.
On the plus side, I don't think anyone knew you could change the funhouse name. That gets some respect. Sadly, you again show an inability to use such power for greatness.
Title: Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
Post by: Dasmos on July 23, 2010, 12:14:19 PM
I'm gonna [applaud] Khush back to 0. Who's with me?
Title: Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
Post by: Crimm on July 23, 2010, 12:25:40 PM
To be clear, I can set it manually. This is more fun.
Title: Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
Post by: Khushrenada on July 23, 2010, 12:27:55 PM
To be clear, I can set it manually. This is more fun.
This reminds me of the Simpsons episode where the teenage kid heckles Bart about making his own casino and inviting his friends over. Bart does just that and in the immortal words of the kid:
"Well, he certainly showed me."
Congrats Crimm. You win. Today, we play it your way. I'll join the Vudu smite machine.
Title: Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
Post by: UncleBob on July 23, 2010, 03:01:26 PM
Wait - can vudu not instantly change his score to whatever he wants? Or is that just something I can do...
Title: Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
Post by: Crimm on July 23, 2010, 03:05:37 PM
For those of you who haven't caught on, I'm admin now.
Title: Re: Why is no one scared of my powers?
Post by: vudu on July 23, 2010, 04:13:30 PM
