Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: UncleBob on May 31, 2010, 11:42:50 PM
Title: Dear [s]Pent[/s]Funhouse...
Post by: UncleBob on May 31, 2010, 11:42:50 PM
So, a co-worker was telling me of a very interesting thing that happened to him the other day.
Customer comes up to him and asks where the shovels are at. In our store, they're located out in our Lawn and Garden patio, under a sheltered area that's kinda cut off by a small wall - a little secluded. So, my co-worker walks the guy out to where the shovels are at.
The guy looks at the shovels, then looks to my co-worker...
"Well, what I really wanted was a hand job."
...
My co-worker, slightly confused and very concerned, look at the customer and, hoping he heard the customer wrong said "I'm sorry, what?"
The customer then made a small digging motion with his fist and said "You know, a little hand-held shovel."
These are the people in your neighborhood....
Title: Re: Dear [s]Pent[/s]Funhouse...
Post by: ThePerm on June 01, 2010, 12:11:55 AM
my friend works at Sams club, and this old lady came up asking where the Vibrators were, we're not sure what she meant, but she was not asking for a sex toy.
Title: Re: Dear [s]Pent[/s]Funhouse...
Post by: Peachylala on June 01, 2010, 01:49:39 PM
my friend works at Sams club, and this old lady came up asking where the Vibrators were, we're not sure what she meant, but she was not asking for a sex toy.
I work at a Canadian Tire, and I got a call from a lady asking if we sold those.
Hilarious times.
Title: Re: Dear [s]Pent[/s]Funhouse...
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on June 01, 2010, 01:52:11 PM
She's wary of American Tires.
Title: Re: Dear [s]Pent[/s]Funhouse...
Post by: ShyGuy on June 01, 2010, 02:15:43 PM
Way back when I worked at Kmart, I had a male customer call up looking for jock straps. He started asking how they would fit on me and what size I was in various states of, well, you know. The conversation ended shortly thereafter.
Title: Re: Dear [s]Pent[/s]Funhouse...
Post by: Shaymin on June 01, 2010, 08:02:05 PM
My current employer is an online pharmacy that also has what they call a "Sexual Well Being" section. When I was handling over-the-counter orders, I got one vibrator question a week.
Now I do pharmacy orders. And that not only means I get your garden variety medications, but ED drugs that you inject INTO the appropriate spot. :Q
Title: Re: Dear [s]Pent[/s]Funhouse...
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 01, 2010, 08:08:19 PM
They have injected ED medicine?
who would opt for that option? diabetic or drug using people? why would you want a needle anywhere near that part of your body unless you use needles all the time so they don't bother you anymore?
Title: Re: Dear [s]Pent[/s]Funhouse...
Post by: ThePerm on June 01, 2010, 08:16:33 PM
so like with ED medicine do you have to conjure the power of Chaturga, Mantorok, Xelatoth, or Ulyoath?
Title: Re: Dear [s]Pent[/s]Funhouse...
Post by: ShyGuy on June 01, 2010, 10:15:20 PM
What are you injecting? Starch? Do you have to suck it out with a needle afterwards?
Title: Re: Dear [s]Pent[/s]Funhouse...
Post by: Shaymin on June 01, 2010, 10:26:32 PM
It's legitimate medication.
The medication in question (not for those with weak stomachs). (http://www.drugs.com/mtm/muse-injectable-and-transurethral.html)
