Maybe vudu the trickster will destroy this poll too.
Too late; looks like someone beat me to it.
I went with I hate those condiments!, which is totally different than I like mine plain and boring...like my personality....
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Post by: Stratos on May 15, 2010, 12:35:49 PM
There are condiments other than those two so I made that as the 'other category'. :P
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Post by: vudu on May 15, 2010, 12:56:11 PM
Which is why I chose I hate those condiments!. ;) Guacamole 4 life!
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 15, 2010, 01:38:23 PM
Ketchup & no mustard for me.
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Post by: BeautifulShy on May 15, 2010, 02:54:55 PM
I really varies for me. At times I have Ketchup and mustard on my cheeseburger. Other times I put BBQ sauce on it. Other times still I have Ketchup,Mustard, and Relish.Some times I put Miracle Whip on it.
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Post by: NWR_insanolord on May 15, 2010, 07:16:52 PM
Ketchup and mustard (spicy brown stadium mustard if at all possible), and I put it right on my meat.
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Post by: Mop it up on May 15, 2010, 08:45:58 PM
I don't think I have ever before seen anyone spell it as "katchup," that is quite strange.
I don't put ketchup on hamburgers.
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Post by: stevey on May 15, 2010, 08:46:41 PM
I insist that it be spelled Ketchup... and no mustard
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Post by: Shaymin on May 15, 2010, 08:56:01 PM
Who cares? It all ends up in the same place.
You want a real controversy, ask about the order of making a bowl of cereal. Cereal first, then milk, then spoon. Anything else is uncivilized.
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Post by: Mop it up on May 15, 2010, 08:57:27 PM
Wait, are you telling me some people pour the milk before the cereal?
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Post by: ShyGuy on May 15, 2010, 09:11:07 PM
Wait, are you telling me some people pour the milk before the cereal?
I have done this a few times when I wasn't awake fully or it is really late. Otherwise I put in the Cereal,Then milk than the sugar, then any fruit then the spoon.
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Post by: ShyGuy on May 15, 2010, 10:06:27 PM
What if it's Frosted Flakes, do you still add sugar?
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 15, 2010, 10:22:28 PM
I usually start with the bowl, then add the cereal, then the sugar (when necessary; Corn Flakes, Cheerios) then add the milk. That's usually when I sit down, realize I forgot my spoon and have to get back up to get it.
cereal > milk > spoon
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Post by: Toruresu on May 15, 2010, 10:36:55 PM
bowl > spoon > cereal > sugar (if needed) > milk
I never forget the spoon.
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Post by: Caliban on May 15, 2010, 11:04:33 PM
Mustard and relish on ma burga plz.
Bowl + Cereal + Milk + Microwave + Spoon
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Post by: ThePerm on May 15, 2010, 11:28:49 PM
Katchup, Catsup, Ketchup
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Post by: that Baby guy on May 15, 2010, 11:38:03 PM
Could someone edit the thread title and fix the problem with "Ketchup"?
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Post by: ThePerm on May 15, 2010, 11:45:56 PM
the damage has been done, plus its a built in joke into the poll
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Post by: BeautifulShy on May 16, 2010, 12:50:12 AM
Wait, are you telling me some people pour the milk before the cereal?
I have done this a few times when I wasn't awake fully or it is really late. Otherwise I put in the Cereal,Then milk than the sugar, then any fruit then the spoon.
Sometimes I space out in the morning and start to pour orange juice into my cereal.
The 'katchup' typo was actually a similar tired mistake. I don't normally spell it that way but when BnM said something I knew it had to stay for LOL's sake.
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Post by: vudu on May 16, 2010, 11:26:00 AM
Sometimes I space out in the morning and start to pour orange juice into my cereal.
I did this once, it was horrifying. Gave me an aversion to corn flakes for a while.
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What's the point of eating Corn Flakes or Cheerios if you add sugar?
You know how it is, somebody buys some dry unsweetened corn flakes and you have to give them a zing. You can control the sugar level this way too.
I'm eating a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch right now: cereal, milk, then spoon.
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Post by: BeautifulShy on May 16, 2010, 01:13:31 PM
Ok let me put it this way vudu.I don't eat rediculiously sugary cereal with mounds and mounds of sugar.I typically only put one spoonful of sugar on non sugary cereal.
By mounds and mounds I mean like 10 spoonfuls of sugar added.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 16, 2010, 01:34:19 PM
If I eat regualr Corn Flakes or Cheerios I like to put about 2 spoonfuls of sugar on it. It makes the cereal and the milk sweeter. I do not like the taste of plain milk.
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Post by: vudu on May 16, 2010, 01:47:32 PM
Has anyone here ever put 10 spoonfuls of sugar in a bowl of cereal?
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 16, 2010, 02:02:04 PM
You mean has anyone ever added cereal to their bowl of sugar?
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Post by: NWR_insanolord on May 16, 2010, 02:02:20 PM
I've put that much sugar in a cup of coffee, but I don't think I've put that much on cereal.
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Post by: ShyGuy on May 16, 2010, 03:06:10 PM
I prefer putting high fructose corn syrup on my cereal because it forces my pancreas to process harder and faster.
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Post by: nickmitch on May 16, 2010, 03:14:29 PM
There used to be Chex commercials where they would suggest that you would put the milk in first and "let the milk splash right through it." I tried this once.
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Post by: Stratos on May 16, 2010, 05:20:31 PM
There used to be Chex commercials where they would suggest that you would put the milk in first and "let the milk splash right through it." I tried this once.
I was disappointed when the milk did not 'splash right through it'. They all just floated on the surface. :P
I eat corn flakes and cheerios without any sugar added. I never had a lot of sugar cereal when I was young so it's the norm for me. On occasion mo would let us get a box of sugar cereal and for desert after dinner we could choose to have a bowl of it.
I usually eat cereals like Quaker Oatmeal Squares or Honey Bunches of Oats.
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Post by: Mop it up on May 16, 2010, 07:44:59 PM
Even adding a few spoonfuls of sugar won't equal the amount in certain cereals out there, plus cereals like Cheerios have more nutritional value.
My cereal preparation starts with grabbing a bowl and spoon. Next is either pouring in the oatmeal, or breaking up the shredded wheat biscuits. Then, I pour in the boiling water if it's oatmeal, or milk if it shredded wheat. After than, I drizzle on some honey. This part must come last, because if the honey is on the cereal first, the liquid might splash during the pour.
It's very exciting. Too bad it isn't broadcast on the telly, simply describing it doesn't do it justice.
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Post by: Caliban on May 16, 2010, 09:53:14 PM
I do. I don't like to eat my cereal when it's cold.
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on May 16, 2010, 11:00:12 PM
I hate when you get a hamburger at a restaurant and they put the patty on top and the toppings on the bottom. They've called fucking toppings for a reason - thanks for completely destroying the bottom bun, cocksucker!
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Post by: ShyGuy on May 17, 2010, 01:09:37 AM
I noticed at FatBurger they turn the cheese burger upside down the cheese is on the bottom. Interesting solution...
That's where I always put my cheese, between patty and bottom bun.
That way the cheese acts as a barrier to protect the bun from the liquid seeping out of the patty. That's one of the cardinal rules of building structurally sound sandwiches in general.
I prefer mustard on cheeseburgers. I find ketchup redundant with the tomatoes and pickles. Mustard provides a sharp counterpoint instead of blending in, and it makes the cheeseburger into a symphony of flavor, to reference Ratatouille.
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Post by: Mop it up on May 17, 2010, 06:39:45 PM
I've had a hamburger from Fatburger before. It did not look like that picture.
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Post by: ShyGuy on May 17, 2010, 06:48:00 PM
What did it look like?
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Post by: Mop it up on May 17, 2010, 06:51:16 PM
Compared to that? Flatter, less toppings, bigger bun, greasier.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 17, 2010, 06:56:45 PM
^Other acceptable answer would be "An Advertisement".
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on May 17, 2010, 10:20:06 PM
Ever been to Five Guys? People talk about how awesome it is, and they're completely full of ****. It's a $5 Whopper, only greasier. The fries suck too. No matter what you do to it, a well done (you don't get to choose how you want it cooked) hamburger will always suck.
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Post by: ControlerFleX on May 17, 2010, 11:13:51 PM
Took a minute for me to decide but i have soooo many variables to go by,
If I'm at a BBQ and burgers w/out cheese are being served then Catchup on the patty is a must or I just starve...
now if they are melting Cheese on the burgers then I put the Ketchup on top of the cheese and if mustard is available then it goes on the bottom bun....
If I'm at the crib then I'm going to give my self the works but it is still specific where the stuff goes.... If I'm using lettuce then I must have Miracle Whip(mayo is nasty) or its no lettuce and the Whip must be on the top bun, no exceptions. I like to add onions but I need hamburger pickles to fully enjoy either of them, again either both or none, and on that same burger mustard must still be on the bottom. If the burger is bigger than my fist then i must have poppy seed buns.
Some times i feel a little frisky and mix miracle whip with a little Catsup some relish and chopped onions and pretend I'm at Mc Donalds...... What?? this is a serious matter.......
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Post by: ShyGuy on May 18, 2010, 01:40:02 AM
Mmm Mayo, Ketchup and relish sounds like secret sauce...
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Post by: nickmitch on May 18, 2010, 02:26:53 AM
Ever been to Five Guys? People talk about how awesome it is, and they're completely full of ****. It's a $5 Whopper, only greasier. The fries suck too. No matter what you do to it, a well done (you don't get to choose how you want it cooked) hamburger will always suck.
Blaspheme!
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Post by: ControlerFleX on May 18, 2010, 03:50:00 PM
Mmm Mayo, Ketchup and relish sounds like secret sauce...
Mayo, is the work of the devil..... you must use " The tangy Zip! of Miracle Whip!"........allrightsreserved,MiracleWhipisanationaltrademarkofKraftFoodsGlobalInc.
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Post by: ShyGuy on May 18, 2010, 07:22:31 PM
I'm one of the odd breed who likes both Mayo and Miracle Whip.
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Post by: Stogi on May 18, 2010, 07:50:41 PM
I prefer a mixture of mustard and a1 on my burgers.
I also prefer sauteed toppings over fresh ones. Still, tomatoes, pickles, lettuce, red onion and olives make damn good toppings.
Its a must that I have cheese on it as well and I always place the burger on top of it. If I have the option, I'll always pick something like butterkase, feta, or cheddar to give it a sharp tangy taste.
And burgers should always be prepared medium or medium rare.
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Post by: Mop it up on May 18, 2010, 09:12:47 PM
Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip have their places. They are both very different flavours so I'm not sure why someone would choose only one. Personally, I like mayonnaise on warm sandwiches (like hamburgers for instance), and Miracle Whip on cold cut sandwiches (like turkey, ham, etc.). Furthermore, a potato salad made with a half cup each of mayonnaise and Miracle Whip is very tasty.
I've had a hamburger from Five Guys only a couple of times, but I thought it was better than any hamburger that can be gotten from a fast-food joint, even Fatburger.
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Post by: ShyGuy on May 18, 2010, 09:51:32 PM
Five Guys is on my bucket list.
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Post by: vudu on May 19, 2010, 01:17:54 PM
Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip have their places. They are both very different flavours so I'm not sure why someone would choose only one.
I use vegenaise; does that count?
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 19, 2010, 01:56:20 PM
Baconaise FTW!!!
I've never tried it and have no current plans to do so either
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Post by: BranDonk Kong on May 20, 2010, 01:25:59 AM
I'm serious, Five Guys sucks. Ok it doesn't exactly *suck* - but it's just nowhere near as good as the people who worship that place say it is. It's edible, just no reason to go out of your way to get a burger.
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Post by: UncleBob on May 20, 2010, 01:45:45 AM
Mayo goes on the bottom of the top half of the bun. It's thick enough, it doesn't soak into the bun. Lettuce goes next - it'll attach to the mayo. Then, tomato slices on top of the lettuce, so you can put your thumbs on the top of the bun as you flip it over to help hold the lettuce on the bun.
Now, on the bottom bun, you got your patty, cheese, then ketchup - one spiral ring (three loops wide). Four pickles, not overlapping (unless they're big slices) and a small handful of sliced onions.
That's how you make a Whopper.
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Post by: ShyGuy on May 20, 2010, 02:14:39 AM
Did you used to work at Burger King?
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Post by: Stratos on May 20, 2010, 04:58:09 AM
I'm serious, Five Guys sucks. Ok it doesn't exactly *suck* - but it's just nowhere near as good as the people who worship that place say it is. It's edible, just no reason to go out of your way to get a burger.
Sounds like In-N-Out Burger. I've not tried it but the fans are quite rabid about it and go on about it's 'secret menu' but several people I've spoken with have said it's not a big deal.
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Post by: ControlerFleX on May 20, 2010, 07:48:23 AM
Mayo goes on the bottom of the top half of the bun. It's thick enough, it doesn't soak into the bun. Lettuce goes next - it'll attach to the mayo. Then, tomato slices on top of the lettuce, so you can put your thumbs on the top of the bun as you flip it over to help hold the lettuce on the bun.
Now, on the bottom bun, you got your patty, cheese, then ketchup - one spiral ring (three loops wide). Four pickles, not overlapping (unless they're big slices) and a small handful of sliced onions.
That's how you make a Whopper.
Hey!!!
I used to work at Burger King!!! that's exactly RIGHT!! The secret is out!! OPERATION SHUTDOWN!!!
Title: Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
Post by: Mop it up on May 20, 2010, 10:49:18 PM
People have different tastes. You can't believe anyone who says a food is great anymore than you can trust someone who says it is terrible. The only option is to try it yourself and see if you like it.
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Post by: NWR_insanolord on May 20, 2010, 11:01:36 PM
I prefer to come up with my opinions without trying things first; the process is much faster that way.
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Post by: UncleBob on May 20, 2010, 11:03:14 PM
Yup. And everytime I go into a Subway and watch them make my sub, I always want to yell "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG". Seriously, they put the mayo directly onto the meat! What's up with that?!? ;)
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Post by: UltimatePartyBear on May 21, 2010, 01:28:52 PM
Yup. And everytime I go into a Subway and watch them make my sub, I always want to yell "YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG". Seriously, they put the mayo directly onto the meat! What's up with that?!? ;)
Based on my Subway experiences, that means you order your subs with no vegetables.
Title: Re: Katchup: On Bun Or On Patty?
Post by: ShyGuy on May 21, 2010, 01:32:39 PM
Don't get mayo at Subway, get sweet onion sauce or honey mustard.
