Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: BeautifulShy on April 05, 2010, 10:16:26 PM
Title: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: BeautifulShy on April 05, 2010, 10:16:26 PM
Everybody knows that the staff really don't post on the forums other than to post in Talkback and the blog section. There has to be a reason for this sudden spike in Crimm's activity.
I have come with a few ideas why the spike.
Crimm is being paid more per post he makes.
His recent handling of PAX East has gone to his head and thinks he is a celebrity.
He for some reason has less responsibilities as a staff member and wanted to post more.
Post your thoughts and possible reasons for this spike.
Be outlandish as you want;)
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: Crimm on April 05, 2010, 10:19:00 PM
He's an asshole!
Wait, what?
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: EasyCure on April 05, 2010, 10:24:03 PM
I want a video of Crimm straight up kicking people out of moving vehicles.
Shoulda come to PAX East...
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: BeautifulShy on April 05, 2010, 10:45:04 PM
Well post it Crimm.
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: Crimm on April 05, 2010, 10:55:07 PM
The Flip Cam did not survive the incident...that may or may not have occurred.
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: NWR_insanolord on April 05, 2010, 10:55:37 PM
I think he's quit his job on staff because he was hired to do commentary on NHL games based on the bang-up job he did in the videos of me and Lindy's match, and since he's not staff anymore he doesn't get secretly beaten by TYP every time he posts on the forums.
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: that Baby guy on April 05, 2010, 10:59:27 PM
I <3 Crimm
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: Crimm on April 05, 2010, 11:23:22 PM
I think he's quit his job on staff because he was hired to do commentary on NHL games based on the bang-up job he did in the videos of me and Lindy's match, and since he's not staff anymore he doesn't get secretly beaten by TYP every time he posts on the forums.
Or I've taken over as site director...
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: BeautifulShy on April 06, 2010, 12:00:36 AM
I think he's quit his job on staff because he was hired to do commentary on NHL games based on the bang-up job he did in the videos of me and Lindy's match, and since he's not staff anymore he doesn't get secretly beaten by TYP every time he posts on the forums.
Or I've taken over as site director...
Try to make up something believable.
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: Crimm on April 06, 2010, 12:05:44 AM
...they made Jon site director...I'm just sayin'
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: Stratos on April 06, 2010, 05:24:26 AM
I think the answer is obvious. Look at my life for an example: when I have assignments or things I have to do where do I go? Here. Crimm is just procrastinating.
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: vudu on April 06, 2010, 01:46:16 PM
I figured his 360 was busted again and since he doesn't play Wii games he had nothing to do last night.
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: Crimm on April 06, 2010, 03:47:47 PM
Let me respond to some vicious rumors:
1. I have not kicked someone out of a car since I became an adult in the eyes of the law. Any previous incidents are sealed.
2. I used to post here quite a bit, but nobody ever bothered to troll me, even after I became community manager (except Ty, who did so in epic fashion).
3. I play my Wii plenty, but who wants to hear about that kiddy system?
4. I have not played the 360 in three weeks. To my knowledge it still works, unless vudu messed with it.
5. I play the DS a lot, so it's not like I'm Jon "No Nintendo. Please" Lindemann.
6. I'm not technically not engaged in procrastination. The feature scheduled to go out yesterday was pre-empted by Neal's feature. As the Features Editor I could have stolen his thunder, but decided not to. It would have been ready before yesterday, but situations beyond my control prevented it.
7. I wrote a review while I was here last night. I gave it an 8. The review, not the game. It is one of the FOUR reviews I have in various states of ready.
8. I moderated buckethatt yesterday. That counts as work, therefore not procrastination.
9. Everyone in this thread is cruisin for a brusin.
10. Sexually
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: that Baby guy on April 06, 2010, 03:57:03 PM
Wow, Crimm is getting a little serious...
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: vudu on April 06, 2010, 03:58:54 PM
Yo, Crimm! What's up with the round tables? Were they scrapped because they interfered with your playing of RPGs no one else cares about?
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: Crimm on April 06, 2010, 04:04:49 PM
The staff was too boring :/
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: Plugabugz on April 06, 2010, 04:05:56 PM
*panic buttons*
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 06, 2010, 05:19:00 PM
You should roundtable the forum instead. We are the most interesting part of this place afterall.
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: EasyCure on April 06, 2010, 06:40:33 PM
As long as he's not procrasturbating (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=procrasturbation) while in the forum, I'm okay with whatever else he does around this place (or lack thereof).
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: Mop it up on April 06, 2010, 09:47:55 PM
lol features. Is that another way of saying nobody knows what you do here?
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: Stratos on April 06, 2010, 09:51:05 PM
I think Crimm was duped into taking the position without fully knowing what it entailed if I recall correctly.
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: NWR_insanolord on April 06, 2010, 09:53:37 PM
It's April, so that must mean it's almost time for the 2009 Game of the Year Awards.
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: King of Twitch on April 06, 2010, 09:54:53 PM
^LOL.
Forum roundtable on AIM..let's do it
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on April 08, 2010, 12:24:19 AM
It's April, so that must mean it's almost time for the 2009 Game of the Year Awards.
Hey I like that feature. How come there wasn't one?
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: Crimm on April 08, 2010, 11:13:54 AM
I can assure you there will not be a game of the year awards for 2009. That doesn't mean I don't have something else ready.
As for the timing, there was much saber rattling and arm twisting.
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 08, 2010, 11:23:20 AM
Game of the Year(& 1/2) Awards: 2009 - 1st Half 2010 ?
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: Crimm on April 08, 2010, 12:47:37 PM
Do you really think I have the kind of authoritative dominion to get them to agree on 18 months of games? Hell, I can't get them to agree on category names!
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: Stratos on April 08, 2010, 02:38:31 PM
I assumed any GOTY plans were scrapped in favor of the Game of Decade voting/vetting on the 'cast?
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: Halbred on April 08, 2010, 02:46:59 PM
No, it's turned into something else entirely, something I actually prefer to arbitrary awards.
You should all be aware that I roomed with Crimm at E3 last year. The sexual tension in the room was electrifying. We were both mildly disappointed that the room had two beds.
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: vudu on April 08, 2010, 02:49:03 PM
They did attempt to push the beds together, but their combined upper body strength wasn't enough to move the beds because the frames didn't have wheels on them.
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: Halbred on April 08, 2010, 03:00:45 PM
Nobody said we used BOTH beds.
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: King of Twitch on April 08, 2010, 03:33:45 PM
Ya right. With your CF he woulda crushed you
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: Halbred on April 08, 2010, 03:46:15 PM
I have a pretty mild case, honestly. I was a competative swimmer in high school and part of college. So far the disease hasn't really caught up to me yet.
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 08, 2010, 03:47:43 PM
So what you're trying to say is that you were on top? and even if you wanted to be a bottom, your CF wouldn't let let you.
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: Shaymin on April 08, 2010, 10:16:06 PM
I'll be in my bunk.
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: BeautifulShy on April 08, 2010, 10:24:11 PM
Ah this is gotten disgusting funny. Hey i have another idea why Crimm is posting in the funhouse. There is a bet that he has to keep posting in the funhouse or he has to show up at the next big gaming event in a ballerina outfit.If he can make it to the next event with one post in the funhouse each day than he is safe from other bets of this sort in the future.
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: Crimm on April 09, 2010, 08:46:04 AM
Getting Warmer
Title: Re: Why is Crimm posting in the funhouse so much?
Post by: Plugabugz on April 09, 2010, 04:51:13 PM
Ah this is gotten disgusting funny. Hey i have another idea why Crimm is posting in the funhouse. There is a bet that he has to keep posting in the funhouse or he has to show up at the next big gaming event in a ballerina outfit.If he can make it to the next event with one post in the funhouse each day than he is safe from other bets of this sort in the future.
