Can you tell me what the story was from the first one?
It was too original to spoil...
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on April 05, 2010, 10:14:16 PM
Those aren't aliens.
They're U.S. citizens.
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: King of Twitch on April 05, 2010, 10:15:08 PM
How about this: there's an elite society of people that sit around at their agency, not doing anything productive at their computers AT ALL, while the secret, proactive society that's connected to it actually posts most of the
wait that's NWR
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: Crimm on April 05, 2010, 10:18:09 PM
You left out an important detail of NWR: the people who sit around are the editors.
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: ThePerm on April 06, 2010, 03:11:04 AM
id drop the whole alien mess
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: Khushrenada on April 06, 2010, 03:38:49 AM
What if the aliens kidnap the princess of the United States and you had to find various upgrades to your armor to make yourself powerful enough to gain access to their Earth base but when you get there, you find it is already unlocked and everyone is dead because the aliens couldn't handle our bacteria and so there is no final boss and it is a twist ending but then you see Tom Cruise walking the street with Dakota Fanning so you just figure, hey, I've got all these upgrades, misght as well use them for something and you torch them and the Pre-crime unit arrives and thanks you for helping stop the man who was going to murder Hitler in a premeditated murder and you're all like, I don't even care, and then you get call that there is suddenly a new alien threat and you're all like, bring on the sequel.
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: ThePerm on April 06, 2010, 03:41:49 AM
oh how about the aliens posses people in spain, farmer types, and the president's daughter gets kidnapped, and its your mission to get the president's daughter back?
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: Mop it up on April 06, 2010, 09:43:00 PM
Aliens come to Earth and clone the president?
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: EasyCure on April 06, 2010, 10:50:55 PM
Too Perfect Darky;
How about... Mr. Ford goes thru a Conduit and ends up in an alternate ninja/cowboy universe that has nothing to do with the first game?
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: Plugabugz on April 07, 2010, 08:30:09 AM
Trying to get through customs after having taken any international flight into the US. Having to deal with the alien security staff and the terrorist alert of SOMEONE LOST THEIR PASSPORT AND IT THREATENS TO EXPOSE THEIR TRUE IDENTITY TO THE WHOLE INTERWEBS.
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: Peachylala on April 07, 2010, 09:45:57 AM
Everything was made up by nanomachines.
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: nickmitch on April 07, 2010, 09:42:39 PM
Aliens take over the internet, forcing everyone to masturbate to tentacle rape porn. One man has had enough. . .
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: EasyCure on April 07, 2010, 09:57:26 PM
Aliens take over the internet, forcing everyone to masturbate to tentacle rape porn. One man has had enough. . .
Armed with only his powerful dominant arm, he sets out on an adventure like no other. 20 unique levels, and tons of zany powerups such as:
-Lube! Boosts your speed to help give the enemies the slip! -Nuclear Slap Chop! See how much they love your nuts, once they're roasted!
and MORE innuendo!
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: Peachylala on April 08, 2010, 01:59:52 PM
Jiggle physics may or may not be included.
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: ShyGuy on April 12, 2010, 03:19:37 AM
In the long lost kingdom of Terradondor, a young boy awakens for amnesia. He sets out to find the mystical orb of power to rescue the Kingdom from evil Prince Malaki. Along his journey, he is Joined by a gruff dwarf with a heart of gold, a majestic Dark Wood Elf of Blood, a wacky young girl who is good with a wrench, and mysterious princess who has been struck mute.
YOU'RE WELCOME HIGH VOLTAGE
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on April 12, 2010, 03:31:31 AM
There is a distant war being fought in another galaxy where big scary aliens are fighting the humans, we'll call these aliens the Flood and the Covenant . You put on a "OMGZ COOL" space suit that recharges to fight these aliens. I know, the creativity here is brilliant.
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: NWR_insanolord on April 12, 2010, 03:20:57 PM
Mr. Ford discovers the true meaning of Christmas.
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: EasyCure on April 12, 2010, 04:07:17 PM
Mr. Ford's best childhood friend becomes addicted to drugs in the next, very special, Conduit.
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: nickmitch on April 12, 2010, 07:52:09 PM
Mr. Ford tries to explain his place in the universe to his friend Arthur just as the world is about to end. The two then take off on an epic adventure. Hijinks ensue.
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: Crimm on April 12, 2010, 11:35:28 PM
Mr. Ford, it's time for you to buy drapes for our new apartment.
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: EasyCure on April 13, 2010, 09:28:47 PM
Mr. Ford is intelligent, witty and a bit of a neat freak..
Mr. Clinton is a wild party animal with the mouth of a sailor..
When these two have to share an apartment on the Upper Eastside, personalities are going to clash and hilarity will ensue! The Conduit 2! This fall on WiiBS. Very Funny
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: Peachylala on April 14, 2010, 12:07:07 AM
WiiBS is on digital HD cable, right?
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: ShyGuy on April 14, 2010, 01:24:02 AM
I just download WiiBS shows off of bit torrent.
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: Crimm on April 14, 2010, 10:19:11 AM
I'd send these suggestions to High Voltage (because I don't care) but Jon would probably fire me.
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: EasyCure on April 14, 2010, 06:48:05 PM
Crimm; my new apathetic idol
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: King of Twitch on April 14, 2010, 08:04:27 PM
Any last minute ideas?
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: EasyCure on April 14, 2010, 08:11:35 PM
During a horrible wii fit accident, Mr. Ford becomes a sex crazed maniac and must screw everything in his site.. WITH GUNS!
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: King of Twitch on April 14, 2010, 08:14:23 PM
I meant appropriate ideas
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: EasyCure on April 14, 2010, 08:15:47 PM
appropriawhat?
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: King of Twitch on April 14, 2010, 08:20:21 PM
Ok then... *send*
Title: Re: The Conduit 2 Story Ideas
Post by: Peachylala on April 15, 2010, 11:30:54 AM
After the cliff-hanger ending to the Condiut, Mr. Ford wanted to eat cake. He later found out the cake was a giant lie made by the alien controlled government. And there was aliens with wacky alien guns, and wacky alien plot devices… and other **** that needs to pad a game for five hours.
Coming never to the Nintendo Wii. Pre-order now so Sega thinks it's not a mis-match for the Wii audience.
