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Title: IGNorant Guessing is always good fun!
Post by: Peachylala on April 04, 2010, 11:57:04 PM
Any game on the Wii that is good automatically get a -0.5 deduction. Non-HD is also an automatic -0.5 deduction.

Anything else can go to -0.1 to -1.5. These elements can be various.

Revised guess for Super Mario Galaxy 2: 7.6

DEDUCTIONS:
- Same game 0.2
- No online play 0.5
- No voice acting 0.5

EDIT: Thread title changed.
Title: Re: IGNorant Guessing
Post by: ThePerm on April 05, 2010, 12:13:52 AM
damn IGN, i know. Games are supposed to be compared to other games on a system not to games on other systems.
Title: Re: IGNorant Guessing
Post by: Stogi on April 05, 2010, 12:16:18 AM
We get it. You guys don't like IGN (especially you Peachy). Just avoid it and you'll be ok.
Title: Re: IGNorant Guessing
Post by: Mop it up on April 05, 2010, 01:11:21 AM
IGN gave New Super Mario Brothers Wii an 8.9 (which is a respectable score IMO), so I expect a similar score for Super Mario Galaxy 2. In fact, I would not be at all surprised if they gave it an 8.9 as well.
Title: Re: IGNorant Guessing
Post by: Peachylala on April 05, 2010, 12:18:14 PM
We get it. You guys don't like IGN (especially you Peachy). Just avoid it and you'll be ok.
You don't understand, this is just something fun. IGN has made itself a meme of sorts with horrible game reviews.

But... maybe I'm being too mean to just IGN. Others deserve the love.
Title: Re: IGNorant Guessing is always good fun!
Post by: Crimm on April 05, 2010, 09:30:04 PM
Well, I'm scheduled to do our review of SMG2.  I'll let you in on a little secret, I have a very solid standard of reviews...Not looking like a good score for this one...
Title: Re: IGNorant Guessing is always good fun!
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on April 05, 2010, 09:32:21 PM
Your review standard is a joke.  True journalistic integrity is communicated via Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Title: Re: IGNorant Guessing is always good fun!
Post by: Crimm on April 05, 2010, 09:45:13 PM
I used that for Miami Nights.

Hungry Hungry Herpes.


...I'm so fired.
Title: Re: IGNorant Guessing is always good fun!
Post by: ShyGuy on April 05, 2010, 09:47:01 PM
You got Trouble with the popomatic bubble!

Plus, You got herpes.
Title: Re: IGNorant Guessing is always good fun!
Post by: Crimm on April 05, 2010, 09:51:23 PM
Plus, You got herpes.

Being this popular has its risks.
Title: Re: IGNorant Guessing is always good fun!
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on April 05, 2010, 09:54:06 PM
Apologize to the other players.  Tiger did.
Title: Re: IGNorant Guessing is always good fun!
Post by: Crimm on April 05, 2010, 09:54:38 PM
Apologize to the other players.  Tiger did.

I HAVE NOTHING TO APOLOGIZE FOR!
Title: Re: IGNorant Guessing is always good fun!
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on April 05, 2010, 09:57:38 PM
But,

you spread "the herps"
Title: Re: IGNorant Guessing is always good fun!
Post by: Crimm on April 05, 2010, 09:58:24 PM
I admit to nothing.
Title: Re: IGNorant Guessing is always good fun!
Post by: EasyCure on April 05, 2010, 09:59:45 PM
your stiff* upper lip is a pretty good tell..

*crusty
Title: Re: IGNorant Guessing is always good fun!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 05, 2010, 10:05:10 PM
But she* said you told her they were love bumps.....
and every time they itched it was only because you were thinking about her.


*Some mods mom
Title: Re: IGNorant Guessing is always good fun!
Post by: Crimm on April 05, 2010, 10:06:15 PM
But she* said you told her they were love bumps.....
and every time they itched it was only because you were thinking about her.


*Some mods mom

What's this thread about again?
Title: Re: IGNorant Guessing is always good fun!
Post by: EasyCure on April 05, 2010, 10:09:44 PM
Not naming which Mod's mom: 1.5pt deduction
Title: Re: IGNorant Guessing is always good fun!
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 05, 2010, 10:13:23 PM
Not naming which Mod's mom: 1.5pt deduction

I couldn't remember his name :(

and I think it was more than one
Title: Re: IGNorant Guessing is always good fun!
Post by: Peachylala on April 06, 2010, 01:12:42 PM
Your review standard is a joke.  True journalistic integrity is communicated via Hungry Hungry Hippos.
It's more Snakes and Ladders, with a mix of Candy Land.
Title: Re: IGNorant Guessing is always good fun!
Post by: Halbred on April 06, 2010, 05:29:29 PM
Panchinko, really. There are a bunch of numbered slots, labeled 1-10 on the bottom. At the top go several balls, color-coded by category!
 
You could also do it like a D&D character sheet: Roll 2D6 for Graphics, 3D4 for Sound, and 1D12 for Gameplay. During your opponent's next turn, if your opponent successfully rolls for initiative, the Overall score cannot be higher than a 7.
 
I'm set to review Metroid: Other M. The game will get +1 Overall for each scene with Zero Suit Samus.
Title: Re: IGNorant Guessing is always good fun!
Post by: ThePerm on April 08, 2010, 03:04:57 AM
at least their no game informer who review games like ed several months before they have been released
Title: Re: IGNorant Guessing is always good fun!
Post by: TheBlackCat on April 08, 2010, 09:12:44 AM
You should do the review the same way this guy did:
http://animalreviews.zelica.net/reviews/ocelot.htm