Gaming Forums => General Gaming => Topic started by: Halbred on March 22, 2010, 07:00:01 PM
Title: Tecmo Heard My Plea
Post by: Halbred on March 22, 2010, 07:00:01 PM
"Since I don't have an Xbox 360, I cannot furiously masterbate to the sexy DoAX girls."
Tecmo, hearing the pitiful cry from its niche masterbatory fanbase, it releasing Dead or Alive: Paradise at the end of this month for the PSP. It will include a feature not seen in DoAX or DoAX2: the ability to take photographs of the girls.
The ESRB has called the game "creepy" and "perverted."
I call it heaven.
Title: Re: Tecmo Heard My Plea
Post by: ShyGuy on March 22, 2010, 07:14:11 PM
Obligatory "She Kicks High" link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jfzh2s3jlE
DOA stands for Degenerate or Adolescent
Title: Re: Tecmo Heard My Plea
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 22, 2010, 07:20:47 PM
And since it's on the PSP it's portable, so now you can take it with you wherever you go.
Title: Re: Tecmo Heard My Plea
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 22, 2010, 08:36:24 PM
And since it's on the PSP it's portable, so now you can take it with you wherever you go.
Like the bathroom or behind that bush in the park?
Or the Bus, or School, or Church...
Title: Re: Tecmo Heard My Plea
Post by: Halbred on March 29, 2010, 08:52:58 PM
Wow. The game just got friggin' streamrolled by IGN. Maybe I'll wait until the price really, really drops. In the meantime, maybe I'll save up for a 360 and buy a copy of the full version of this game: DoAX2.
