Post by: TheNimbleFingersofJustice on April 20, 2003, 07:24:58 PM
The gamecube is really cool, but it doesn't have any games that would make it worth buying (to me--no need for indignant responses)
So I think I'll get a broken one (or just a case for one) and hollow it out mostly, then change it into a candy dish with a spring-loaded top:
"Hey, guys, check out my new gamecube! I know yours has that l33t mod installation and you have the Wind Waker for it, but MINE has something even better--" (here, I press the eject button, and the lid pops up to reveal a huge bowl of M&Ms(tm))
h0 h0 h0
So if you or a friend has a broken GC, you oughtta bust out with some sellage
Post by: Epitaph on April 20, 2003, 07:28:53 PM
Post by: Gharakh on April 20, 2003, 08:02:59 PM
i didnt know that fanboys like you still posted crap like this. maybe you should actually try the games before you start ripping on them. or are you just sour because of the lack of good xbox games? oops sorry. didnt mean to mention that.
anyways this is gonna get locked so it doesnt even matter. good luck with the candy bowl
Post by: TheNimbleFingersofJustice on April 20, 2003, 08:15:25 PM
Why are you guys getting mad?
What is there to get mad about?
I haven't even finished Zelda 64 yet, so what business do I have buying a gamecube and the Wind Waker?
That you could get angry just because someone here doesn't want to buy a gamecube yet is simultaneously ridiculous and pathetic
Anyway, my offer stands
Added on: (I didn't edit the stuff above here - just didn't want to double-post)
"i didnt know that fanboys like you still posted crap like this. maybe you should actually try the games before you start ripping on them. or are you just sour because of the lack of good xbox games? oops sorry. didnt mean to mention that."
You seem to have missed an apostrophe or two and some capitalization, there. Also, your logic is flawed
Here's what I've reconstructed of it:
- Someone doesn't want to buy a gamecube at the moment
Therefore, this person:
- Is a "fanboy" (which I take to be some sort of blind fanatic)
- Is posting "crap"
- Hasn't played Gamecube (I have played every popular game out for the GC, on my friend's cube)
- Will become as offended by your X-Box slander as you were by the imagined Gamecube slander
Well, I'm sorry you're offended, kid.
I'll get a Gamecube once I'm tired of the games I'm playing now (SoF2, War3 Frozen Throne beta, and Dance Dance Revolution: Konamix), which will probably coincide nicely with when the Gamecube is out of style and cheaper.
I'll probably get an X-Box too, once Microsoft pulls out of the gaming industry and X-Boxes sell for practically nothing
Post by: Zelda on April 20, 2003, 08:23:42 PM
you're a moron. and then by saying not to flame you you become even dumber. Because you deserve to be flamed, idiot.
Post by: TheNimbleFingersofJustice on April 20, 2003, 08:29:08 PM
How so?
Perhaps you can quantify this statement, son
Post by: Scyth3r on April 20, 2003, 08:39:22 PM
Post by: Zelda on April 20, 2003, 09:00:17 PM
Post by: Strell on April 20, 2003, 09:35:19 PM
Every few days, you'd have some sort of internal conflict, and the Xbox would refuse to release the candy. Also, knowing Microsoft, you could only use one kind of candy, like....peanut gumdrop sugerdumps. Basically whatever costs a lot, but comes in a nice shiny wrapper and is devoid of any kind of worth or value.
You'd have to re-configure the opening mechanism every three days, and there would be an annoying little pop-up that would announce that you simply MUST upgrade. And, if you don't upgrade within two days, Microsoft would shut it down wirelessly and simultaneously send cops after you for copyright infringement.
You'd have to get new drivers for every new candy you wish to put in. Plus, you'd have to spend thirty bucks on a remote control to activate the Xbox's candy-containing function goodness.
Geez. You'd have a better time keeping your candy in something less obtrusive, like a pit bull. Or a bull. Whichever is lying around.
Post by: TheNimbleFingersofJustice on April 20, 2003, 09:40:48 PM
All right, I see that the half-witted 14 year olds are actually minority on this forum
I dunno if I should be eating the kind of amounts of candy you could stuff into a big, ugly, hulking X-Box anyway
Post by: Mario on April 20, 2003, 11:48:21 PM
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but it doesn't have any games that would make it worth buying
WTF!!?!?! It doesnt have ANY games that you like?
100 Marios
1080: Avalanche
Animal Crossing
Animal Crossing 2
Beach Spikers
Bomberman Generations
Camelot RPG
Cubivore
Dead Phoenix
Donkey Kong Racing
Doshin the Giant
Duke Nuken Forever
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem
F-Zero GC
Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles
Giftpia
Gold Star Mountain
Ikaruga
Killer 7
Kirby Tilt 'n' Tumble 2
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time / Master Quest
The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
Luigi's Mansion
Lost Kingdoms
Lost Kingdoms 2
Mario 128
Mario Golf
Mario Kart
Mario Party 4
Mario Tennis
Metroid Prime
Namco RPG
NBA Courtside 2002
Nintendo Puzzle Collection
Phantasy Star Online Episode I & II
Pichu Bros: Party Panic
Pikmin
Pikmin 2
Pokemon
Product Number 3 (P.N.03)
Resident Evil
Resident Evil 2
Resident Evil 3
Resident Evil: Code Veronica
Resident Evil Zero
Resident Evil 4
Ridge Racer
Roll-o-Rama
Skies of Arcadia Legends
Sonic Adventure
Sonic Adventure 2 Battle
Sonic Mega Collection
Soul Calibur 2
Starfox Adventures
Starfox Armada
Star Wars Rogue Leader
Super Mario Sunshine
Super Monkey Ball
Super Monkey Ball 2
18-Wheeler American Pro Trucker
2002 FIFA World Cup
4x4 Evo 2
Acceleration
Aggressive Inline
All-Star Baseball 2002
All-Star Baseball 2003
All-Star Baseball 2004
Aquaman
Army Men: Air Combat 'The Elite Missions'
Army Men: Sarge's War
ATV Quad Power Racing 2
Backyard Football
Baldur's Gate: Dark Alliance
Barbarian
Batman Vengeance
Batman: Dark Tomorrow
Battlebots
Big Air Freestlye
Black & Bruised
Black & White: Next Generation
Blood Omen 2
BloodRayne
Bloody Roar: Primal Fury
BMX XXX
Burnout
Burnout 2
Capcom vs SNK 2: EO
Captain Tsubasa: Golden Generation Challenge
Car Combat (Thunder Rally)
Casper: Spirit Dimensions
Cel Damage
Chariots: The First Olympics
Choro Q!
Club Football
Colin McRae Rally 3
Conflict: Desert Storm
Crank the Weasel
Crash Bandicoot: The Wrath of Cortex
Crazy Taxi
Crushed Baseball 2004
Cubix: Robots for Everyone
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Darkened Skye
Dave Mirra Freestlye BMX 2
Dead to Rights
Def Jam Vendetta
Defender
Derby Owners Club
Die Hard: Vendetta
Dinotopia
Disney Sports Basketball
Disney Sports Football
Disney Sports Skateboarding
Disney Sports Soccer
Disney's Magical Mirror Starring Mickey Mouse
Disney's PK
Dokapon DX
Donald Duck: Goin Quackers
Dragon's Lair 3D
Driven
Driver 3
Drome Racers
Duke Nukem Forever
Dungeons and Dragons Heroes
E.T The Extra Terrestrial
Egg Mania: Eggstreme Madness
Enclave
Enter the Matrix
ESPN International Winter Sports 2002
ESPN MLS Extra Time 2002
Evolution Skateboarding
Extreme Downhill racing
F1 2002
Fifa 2002
Fifa 2003
Fireblade
Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse
Freaky Flyers
Freekstyle
Frogger Beyond
Futurama
Galleon: Islands of Mystery
Gauntlet: Dark Legacy
Generation of Chaos Exceed
Gladiator: The Crimson Reign
Gladius
Godzilla: Destroy All Monsters Melee
Gothic
Gravity Games Bike: Street. Vert. Dirt.
Grooverider
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
Haven: Call of the King
High Heat Baseball 2004
Hikaru no Go
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin
Home Run King
Hot Wheels: Velocity X
Hunter: The Reckoning
Hyper Sports Winter 2002
Ikaruga
Iron Man
James Bond 007: Agent Under Fire
James Bond 007: NightFire
Jane's Attack Squadron
Jeremy McGrath Supercross World
Jikkyo Powerful Pro Baseball 9
Jikkyo World Soccer 2002
Kao the Kangaroo 2
Kelly Slater's Pro Surfer
Kinnikkuman: Second Generation
Knight Rider
Knockout Kings 2003
Largo Winch: Empire Under Threat
Legends of Wrestling
Legends of Wrestling II
Little League Baseball 2002
LMA Manager
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
Luftwaffe 2003
Lupin the 3rd
Mace Griffin: Bounty Hunter
Madden NFL 2002
Madden NFL 2003
Mafia
Mage
Mary-Kate & Ashley Tropical Trouble
Mary-Kate and Ashley Sweet 16
Mat Hoffman's Pro BMX 2
Medal of Honor: Frontline
Men In Black II: Alien Escape
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Minority Report: Everybody Runs
MLB SlugFest 20-03
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Monsters, Inc.
Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance
Mr. Driller Drill Land
MX Superfly
Mystic Heroes
Namco Museum
NASCAR Thunder 2003
NASCAR: Dirt to Daytona
NBA 2K2
NBA 2K3
NBA Ballers
NBA Live 2003
NBA Street
NBA Street 2
NCAA College Basketball 2K3
NCAA College Football 2K3
NCAA Football 2003
Need For Speed: Hot Pursuit 2
NFL 2K3
NFL Blitz 20-02
NFL Blitz 20-03
NFL QB Club 2002
NHL 2003
NHL 2K3
NHL Hitz 20-02
NHL Hitz 20-03
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One Piece
Outlaw Golf
Pac-Man Fever
Pac-Man World 2
Paris Dakar Rally 2
Picassio
Pool Edge
Pro Rally 2002
Project BG&E
Pterosaur
Rainbow Six 3: Raven Shield
Rally Championship
Rally Fusion: Race of Champions
RAVE Groove Adventure: Fighting Live
Raven Blade
Rayman 3 Hoodlum Havoc
Rayman Arena
Rebirth
Red Faction II
RedCard 20-03
Reign of Fire
Risk
Robotech: Battlecry
Rocket Power: Beach Bandits
Rockman (Mega Man) EXE Transmission
Rocky
Rolling
RTX Red Rock
Rugrats Royal Ransom
Saffire
Scooby-Doo! Night of 100 Frights
Sega Soccer Slam
Shade
Shaun Murray's Pro Wakeboarder
Shoot to Kill
Shox Racing
Shrek Extra Large
Smashing Drive
Smuggler's Run: Warzones
Soul Calibur 2
Space Raiders
Spider-Man: The Movie
Spirits and Spells
Splinter Cell
SpongeBob SquarePants: Revenge of the Flying Dutchman
SpyHunter
Spyro: Enter the Dragonfly
SSX Tricky
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Star Wars Bounty Hunter
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Super Bubble Pop
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Tak and The Power of JuJu (Working Title)
Tankers: Smoking Barrels
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Taz: Wanted
Tennis Masters Series 2003
Tetris Worlds
The Baseball 2003: Battle Ballpark Sengen Perfect Play Pro Yakkyu
The Fantastic Four
The Hobbit
The Hulk
The Scorpion King: Rise of the Akkadian
The Settlers V (Tentative Name)
The Simpsons Road Rage
The Sum of All Fears
Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2003
TimeSplitters 2
Title Defense
Toge Battle
Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 4
Top Angler II
Top Gun: Combat Zones
Toxic Grind
TransWorld Surf
True Crime: Streets of L.A
Turok: Evolution
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Ty the Tasmanian Tiger
UFC: Throwdown
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Vexx
Virtua Striker 2002
Whirl Tour
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Worms 3
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Wreckless: The Yakuza Missions
WTA Tour Tennis
WWE Crush Hour
WWE WrestleMania X8
X-Men: Next Dimension
X-Men: Wolverine's Revenge
XG3 Extreme G Racing
XIII
Zapper
Zero Fighter: War Report
Zoids Versus
Dude seriously, WTF is wrong with you.
Post by: Arbok on April 20, 2003, 11:56:15 PM
Couldn't you have linked to it or something?
Post by: Infernal Monkey on April 21, 2003, 12:01:18 AM
And what's this about a candy holder? Pffft, c'mon, a hollow GameCube would make a PERFECT potty for baby. Hell, buy a bunch of broken GC's, gut them and sell them to insane parents as the ultimate potty.
You could even have a TV ad for it, it can showcase the sleek, sexy design on it, followed by a baby with a frustrated look, and then a guy with a thick Japanese accent could scream "GAMEACUBE MODIFICATION! UUUUULLLLTIMATE POTTEEEYYYYY!!"
Best. Invention. Ever.
Post by: PIAC on April 21, 2003, 12:26:26 AM
Post by: Hemmorrhoid on April 21, 2003, 02:26:58 AM
THose are actually really useful because you send them in and Nintendo is gonna fix it for a fixed price (or give you a new one) which is like 80bucks, which is much cheaper than a new cube.
Post by: joshnickerson on April 21, 2003, 04:00:23 AM
Hey, we're always saying that the PS2 would be better served as a cupholder, so why can't we pick on our own system a bit?
Still, I don't think you'll be able to get one for only ten bucks when they could just send it off and get it fixed for less than the price of a new cube.
Post by: Infernal Monkey on April 21, 2003, 04:29:38 AM
Nah... You can turn a NES into a full blown PC these days.
Now THAT'S good. If I had a spare wad of cash and another NES unit, I'd give it a shot. But with all these shiny new PS2 and GameCube games being released, spare cash is unheard of.
Post by: RickPowers on April 21, 2003, 05:15:53 AM
That said, please quit feeding the trolls, kids. If you thing someone is breaking the rules, TELL US. Don't jump on the flame bait, because it makes you look as foolish as the original poster. As a result, some of you (like ZELDA) are now recieving your LAST warning.
