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Title: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers( Na'vi Vs Predator)
Post by: ThePerm on September 27, 2009, 06:25:46 AM
http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=4366.75
Yeah that thread almost got derailed by Kashogi and myself , but d-average saved it. I was thinking about turning it into a thread itself.

Ok, so if you were to have a tag team partner while entertaining Olivia Munn and Megan Fox
who would it be: Ronald Mcdonald, The Burger King, Mr. Jack in the Box, Grimace, or Hamburgler.

I also want an explanation.


Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: EasyCure on September 27, 2009, 09:05:26 AM
http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=4366.75
Yeah that thread almost got derailed by Kashogi and myself , but d-average saved it. I was thinking about turning it into a thread itself.

Ok, so if you were to have a tag team partner while entertaining Olivia Munn and Megan Fox
who would it be: Ronald Mcdonald, The Burger King, Mr. Jack in the Box, Grimace, or Hamburgler.

I also want an explanation.




The grimace. Why? he's a big retarded purple monster akin to Barney the dinosaur and he'd be too amazed by my funny looking "funtrousers" in the corner to actually help in the banging, leaving ME all the fun 'nuff said.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: UncleBob on September 27, 2009, 09:32:00 AM
I fully expect someone to say "The Burger King.  He'd just stand there and watch, then offer me a sammich when I'm done."

I, on the other hand, require a higher class of woman than some petty shoplifter. :Þ
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: Stogi on September 27, 2009, 04:33:11 PM
The hamburgler.

While I'm "entertaining" our guests, he can rob them bitches blind.

WIN. WIN.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: ThePerm on September 28, 2009, 02:41:28 PM
great answers, just what I had hoped

ok so if you were to bet on a fight between Yogi Bear and Tony the Tiger who would you bet on?
like before, explanations.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: EasyCure on September 28, 2009, 02:44:38 PM
great answers, just what I had hoped

ok so if you were to bet on a fight between Yogi Bear and Tony the Tiger who would you bet on?
like before, explanations.

Tony's a puss. Yogi all the way. He's a sneak, you can expect him to fight dirty and have plenty of tricks up his sleaves (fur?). Just like when he steals your pic-a-nic baske and lands a punch on your face; you'll never see him comin!
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: Stogi on September 28, 2009, 06:40:19 PM
I think Tony's on roids.

So Tony for sure.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: vudu on September 28, 2009, 07:21:27 PM
Hard choice #3:  You're driving down the highway at 80 MPH and you see Ian Sane and The Perm both crossing the street at the same time.  You have a get out of jail free card.  You only have time to run over one of them.  Who do you choose and why?
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: EasyCure on September 28, 2009, 07:33:56 PM
Hard choice #3:  You're driving down the highway at 80 MPH and you see Ian Sane and The Perm both crossing the street at the same time.  You have a get out of jail free card.  You only have time to run over one of them.  Who do you choose and why?

Ian because he never comes to the funhouse and won't ever see whats probably, by far, the worst thing anyones ever said or suggested about him..?
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: ThePerm on September 28, 2009, 08:14:19 PM
I would obviously run over Ian, self preservation of course, and because if I was driving I'd have use Kage Bushin or time travel.

so which of these 3 cartoon cats is the coolest?
Chester Cheetah, Pink Pather, or Cool Cat?

explanations and rankings
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: nickmitch on September 29, 2009, 11:56:21 PM
Pink Panther, Chester Cheetah, Cool Cat

Pink is just sly and walks around to Jazz music, Chester is a stoner and Cool tries too hard.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: ThePerm on September 30, 2009, 06:38:53 PM
thats about how i'd sum it up.

Which cougar would you rather pounce you?
Halle Berry or Salma Hayak?

If you were to be raped by these men who would it be?
David Duchovney, Jack Black, Brad Pitt, Arnold Schwarzenegger, or Sylvester Stallone?



Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on September 30, 2009, 06:52:49 PM
#1 Halle Berry, without hesitation.

#2...... Not that it matters, since the only man to ever rape me is Uncle Sam
but, do we get to return the favor to their current wife/gf?
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: ThePerm on September 30, 2009, 07:06:31 PM
whatever conditions make it favourable for that to happen are the case. We could say there is a rifle squad on all sides creating the condition that you will be shot if you don't comply to their game. Now you could either get shot, but one of these guys is better than getting shot. Keep in mind you're drugged too.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: Stogi on September 30, 2009, 07:47:38 PM
I don't know. I think I"d rather be shot.

As for the cougar question, Salma Hayek. She has a better body and nice long wavy hair. That'll do just fine.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: EasyCure on October 01, 2009, 09:22:00 AM
I don't know. I think I"d rather be shot.

As for the cougar question, Salma Hayek. She has a better body and nice long wavy hair. That'll do just fine.

This^

Don't get me wrong, Halle Barry has a nice body, and a pretty face, but that short 'do of hers kills it. Its rare for me to find a woman with short hair attractive, and especially with Halle's case where she's not as curvy as someone like Selma Hayek.. with bad lighting conditions you'd be afraid you were about to get it on with a 10 year old boy, and who wants that? aside from Khush
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 01, 2009, 01:15:11 PM
I hate short hair on women, but Halle is the only one that can really pull it off.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: EasyCure on October 01, 2009, 01:57:24 PM
Not in my eyes.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: ThePerm on October 01, 2009, 02:45:02 PM
i don't think she currently has short hair
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: EasyCure on October 01, 2009, 03:06:34 PM
i don't think she currently has short hair

pics for the lazy
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 01, 2009, 03:17:34 PM
(http://i25.tinypic.com/vhymv.jpg)(http://i9.tinypic.com/7x19nvn.jpg)(http://i11.tinypic.com/4vh93sy.jpg)(http://i15.tinypic.com/4dpysjm.jpg)(http://i11.tinypic.com/4c1kr2q.jpg)
(http://i41.tinypic.com/2vhswlf.jpg)

and I rest my case.

p.s. her hair is short right now
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: EasyCure on October 01, 2009, 03:23:32 PM
 I dunno... i think my hispanic heritage makes me biased in this situation.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on October 01, 2009, 03:25:15 PM
I don't get this thred
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: vudu on October 01, 2009, 03:27:52 PM
Ok, so if you had to choose between reading one of ThePerm's threads or leaving it as NEW!--thereby tarnishing your otherwise clean topic list--which do you choose?

I also want an explanation.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on October 01, 2009, 03:31:20 PM
I would click "mark all messages as read."

Avoiding a thread discussing Hairy Barry is not a hard choice, on the surface.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: ThePerm on October 01, 2009, 04:51:49 PM
http://www.wwtdd.com/2008/12/halle-berry-makes-movies-way-better/#comments

that was the last time I saw her....but now I see a more recent pic has short hair

most recent I saw Salma Hayek
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6htxMJ4cfQs

but here is a picture to get a better idea

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/5060-sh2-398x600.jpg)
(http://i11.tinypic.com/4c1kr2q.jpg)

see its a tough choice

ultimately I would pick Halle, but I have my reasons

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/natalie_portman-keira_knighley2_0.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/natalie_keira_400.jpg)

ok so now we have two subjects that were raved about by Termni8aniken back in the day, we have a lot of tradition for Padime/Sabe love

Natalie Portman or Kiera Knightly?

so who would you rather?

or a curve ball

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/winonakiera.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/15557__keira_l.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/winona-ryder_keira-knightley.jpg)
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: Stogi on October 01, 2009, 06:26:27 PM
WTF was with that video!

And Natalie Portman. She's even hot with no hair. I'd like to see Kiera do that.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: ThePerm on October 06, 2009, 01:29:45 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/lohan.jpg)

would you?
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: BeautifulShy on October 06, 2009, 01:35:23 AM
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/lohan.jpg)

would you?

Ooo that is a very tough decision Perm I am going to have to say No to all of that crap.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: EasyCure on October 06, 2009, 07:51:10 AM
chill with the foul language there maxi, its not becoming of you.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: Stogi on October 06, 2009, 01:42:16 PM
Wait. So is the question, would you have sex with this chick or smoke crack, use meth, drink alcohol, and burn yourself in a tanning bed?


Tough decision.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: BranDonk Kong on October 06, 2009, 02:28:55 PM
Between Knightly, Portman, and Ryder - Ryder all the way. Keira is the prettiest, but she also has the body of a 12 year old Asian boy. Portman is too annoying, for a variety of reasons. Wynonna Ryder is pretty skinny with big tits, AKA the ideal woman. Also, she used to bang Johnny Depp, so it would be like having sex with him as well. Win-win.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 06, 2009, 03:02:30 PM
Between Knightly, Portman, and Ryder - Ryder all the way. Keira is the prettiest, but she also has the body of a 12 year old Asian boy. Portman is too annoying, for a variety of reasons. Wynonna Ryder is pretty skinny with big tits, AKA the ideal woman. Also, she used to bang Johnny Depp, so it would be like having sex with him as well. Win-win.

(http://i37.tinypic.com/zxv85g.jpg)
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: Stogi on October 06, 2009, 03:26:23 PM
LOL

God that gif is awesome.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: EasyCure on October 06, 2009, 03:48:39 PM
Ryder all the way.

Ryder? **** YEAH WHO CARES IF I BARELY KNOW'ER!

Between Knightly, Portman, and Ryder - Ryder all the way. Keira is the prettiest, but she also has the body of a 12 year old Asian boy. Portman is too annoying, for a variety of reasons. Wynonna Ryder is pretty skinny with big tits, AKA the ideal woman. Also, she used to bang Johnny Depp, so it would be like having sex with him as well. Win-win.

(http://i37.tinypic.com/zxv85g.jpg)

To try and help brandogg save face... Perhaps he means to use that as a pickup line "hey baby, I banged whats her face who slept with Johnny Depp so.. its kinda like doin him too.. I think his scent is still on me.. rest not safe for funhouse.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: Stogi on October 06, 2009, 04:59:34 PM
BnM 2 - Brandogg 0
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: EasyCure on October 06, 2009, 05:06:39 PM
Sorry 'dogg, tried to help!
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: ThePerm on October 06, 2009, 05:34:43 PM
whats funny is thats Lindsay Lohan in the picture. If Rat were in still here heheh. Odd though, I was watching Tv and they had video from the same event and she looked pretty good. She looks like ass in that pic though.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: BranDonk Kong on October 06, 2009, 08:00:24 PM
Oh come on, like you wouldn't bang Johnny Depp.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: ThePerm on October 06, 2009, 08:09:33 PM
thats about how i'd sum it up.

Which cougar would you rather pounce you?
Halle Berry or Salma Hayak?

If you were to be raped by these men who would it be?
David Duchovney, Jack Black, Brad Pitt, Arnold Schwarzenegger, or Sylvester Stallone?


crap I forgot to put Johnny Depp on the list :P

Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: Stogi on October 06, 2009, 08:10:16 PM
I'd still rather be shot.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 06, 2009, 08:16:03 PM
I'd still rather be shot in the starring role of a KY's Stogi Production.

hmmm..... interesting.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: Stogi on October 06, 2009, 08:23:36 PM
It's called KY'S as in K-wise productions.

I'm not helping am I?
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: EasyCure on October 06, 2009, 10:23:47 PM
whats funny is thats Lindsay Lohan in the picture. If Rat were in still here heheh. Odd though, I was watching Tv and they had video from the same event and she looked pretty good. She looks like ass in that pic though.

nooo... thats not lohan... i thought that was the women that beat up the shamwow guy... no...

I'd still rather be shot.

Money shot?
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: Stogi on October 07, 2009, 12:25:09 AM
Tequila shot.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: EasyCure on October 07, 2009, 08:07:32 AM
Tequila shot.

How many of those will it take before you take on the starring role?
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: Stogi on October 07, 2009, 08:58:38 AM
however many it takes to convince your girlfriend that "it's a wise move and could open up alot of openings..."
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: EasyCure on October 07, 2009, 10:49:03 AM
She doesn't listen to drunks like you :P
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: Stogi on October 07, 2009, 01:51:10 PM
Who says I'm taking the shots? :)
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: EasyCure on October 07, 2009, 02:15:57 PM
Who says I'm taking the shots? :)

Me, when i asked you how many shots you'd need to do whatever gay thing BnM was insinuating.

;)
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: Stogi on October 07, 2009, 02:28:08 PM
Well, let me ask you the same question.

We all know your HOT TOPIC job was a front.

EDIT: :) ;) :P
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: EasyCure on October 07, 2009, 03:29:01 PM
a front to meet the type of slutty chicks that go batshit crazy for those "slutty cop" outfits come halloween time? yes, yes it was :)
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on October 07, 2009, 04:28:17 PM
flaccid choices in funhausers faces
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: Stogi on October 07, 2009, 04:41:27 PM
a front to meet the type of slutty chicks that go batshit crazy for those "slutty cop" outfits come halloween time? yes, yes it was :)

but at the time, didn't you have a girlfriend that you are still faithful to?

;)
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: EasyCure on October 07, 2009, 09:47:04 PM
a front to meet the type of slutty chicks that go batshit crazy for those "slutty cop" outfits come halloween time? yes, yes it was :)


but at the time, didn't you have a girlfriend that you are still faithful to?

;)

Nope! I got one along the way and regretted it later!!

Note: not my current gf
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 07, 2009, 10:02:32 PM
a front to meet the type of slutty chicks that go batshit crazy for those "slutty cop" outfits come halloween time? yes, yes it was :)


but at the time, didn't you have a girlfriend that you are still faithful to?

;)

Nope! I got one along the way and regretted it later!!

Note: not my current gf


yeah right!! I'm telling!!

::blows whistle::
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: EasyCure on October 08, 2009, 08:24:01 AM
a front to meet the type of slutty chicks that go batshit crazy for those "slutty cop" outfits come halloween time? yes, yes it was :)


but at the time, didn't you have a girlfriend that you are still faithful to?

;)

Nope! I got one along the way and regretted it later!!

Note: not my current gf


yeah right!! I'm telling!!

::blows whistle::

I'm spreading rumours that Whistle is your bulldog
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 08, 2009, 10:58:01 AM
I don't have a bull dog, but I have a pittbull named chunks
and I've never blown chunks before. (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=14789.msg344616#msg344616)
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: ThePerm on October 08, 2009, 05:43:31 PM
i used to have a pug, i miss Gir :(

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/l_79c4c2fd17f7b4b75a11fe491999ae35.jpg)
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: EasyCure on October 08, 2009, 06:59:38 PM
i used to have a pug, i miss Gir :(

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r259/theultimateperm/l_79c4c2fd17f7b4b75a11fe491999ae35.jpg)

shoulda taken that thing outta her mouth before she choked on it and died.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: ThePerm on October 08, 2009, 08:54:41 PM
Gir is still alive, he was my brothers dog, but they gave him away because of various reasons. I wish she had given him to me had i known. :(
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: Shorty McNostril on October 13, 2009, 02:08:47 AM
He looks like a pretty big boy for a pug.  I want to get one someday.  I'll call him Norman.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: ThePerm on October 14, 2009, 04:15:35 AM
if you were given the choice to bang Lady Gaga or Ru Paul who would you choose?
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: EasyCure on October 14, 2009, 09:08:48 AM
*pukes*

(no seriously, i mean like Team America puking)
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on October 14, 2009, 04:49:21 PM
Here I got some good questions.

If you have to have sex with a Fox, would it be a;
Siberian, Megan, Jaime, Vivica?

If you had to make love to a Jessica, which one would it be;
Rabbit, Simpson, Biel or Alba?

If you had to suck all the juice from a Berry, which one would you suck;
Boysen, Straw, Halley or Chuck
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: ThePerm on October 14, 2009, 07:36:49 PM
Megan, Alba, Straw (strawberries sound just so good right now)
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: Shorty McNostril on October 15, 2009, 02:23:57 AM
Megan, Biel, Straw.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers
Post by: ThePerm on March 31, 2010, 10:09:13 PM
I would obviously run over Ian, self preservation of course, and because if I was driving I'd have use Kage Bushin or time travel.

so which of these 3 cartoon cats is the coolest?
Chester Cheetah, Pink Pather, or Cool Cat?

explanations and rankings

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8OzHHVryOg

this does it for me
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers( Na'vi Vs Predator)
Post by: ThePerm on April 06, 2010, 10:40:12 PM
Oooh i came up with a good one. Apparently James Cameron is partially responsible for the design of Predator according to Stan Winston.

Anyways Who would win in a fight

Na'vi or Predator

and

Na'vi or Xenomorph?
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers( Na'vi Vs Predator)
Post by: EasyCure on April 06, 2010, 10:49:39 PM
Predator could demolish their homeworld without breaking a sweat; I don't care how many hammerheaded rhinos you throw at 'em.
Title: Re: Hard Choices faced by Funhausers( Na'vi Vs Predator)
Post by: TheBlackCat on April 07, 2010, 12:54:49 AM
Bows and arrows vs. plasma casters and wrist-mounted nukes?  I assume that's a rhetorical question?  The predator has the navi totally outclassed in terms of strength, speed, endurance, durability, training, stealth, firepower, and senses.  The only thing they are remotely similar on height and climbing ability.  I doubt a navi even caries enough weapons to kill a predator, their arrows are lethal to humans but would probably be an annoyance at best against a predator since the predator is likely too fast for the navi to get a clean hit.  And that is assuming we are only dealing with one predator with standard-issue fear.  If you let the predator have some of the more powerful gear you see in the comics or some of the big guns you see in the AvP movies then it would be even less of a contest.  The weapons-matching rules the predators use is not really an issue, the predator in the first movie had no problem using his shoulder cannon against a bow and I imagine the dart gun and net gun would be treated similarly.  Their spears, axes, nagitanas, swords, and other bladed weapons would all be fair game.  And even if by some miracle the navi won, he or she wouldn't have enough experience with technology to realize what the wrist nuke is until it's too late.

As for navi vs. aliens, that depends on how many there are.  One-on-one, if the navi new the alien was there and got really lucky it might have a chance if there wasn't any deep water and it was daytime (if there was deep water and/or it was night then the navi wouldn't stand a chance).  If it didn't know the alien was there, the navi would be dead before it even knew there was a fight.  But multiple navi against the same number aliens would be a rout, the aliens would attack randomly from all directions, throwing the navi into confusion and picking them off.  Even if a navi managed to kill an alien chances are its blood would take out one or more of the other navi, and aliens take even more damage to kill than a predator.  This is assuming we are dealing with aliens from human hosts, if the hosts were navi then that tips the odds even more in the aliens' favor.