Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: BranDonk Kong on August 09, 2009, 09:23:31 PM
Title: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
Post by: BranDonk Kong on August 09, 2009, 09:23:31 PM
...I tried that, but it still feels like me. So then I tried the stranger (sit on your hand til it goes numb, then use it), and that didn't work either - it still feels like my penis. I think maybe I need to sit on my penis until it goes numb, then it'll feel like someone else.
Title: Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
Post by: vudu on August 09, 2009, 09:46:25 PM
If you break a few of your lower ribs you can suck your own penis. Go ahead--give it a shot.
Title: Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
Post by: Stogi on August 09, 2009, 10:16:03 PM
...I tried that, but it still feels like me. So then I tried the stranger (sit on your hand til it goes numb, then use it), and that didn't work either - it still feels like my penis. I think maybe I need to sit on my penis until it goes numb, then it'll feel like someone else.
LOL....so random.
Title: Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
Post by: vudu on August 09, 2009, 10:18:52 PM
...I tried that, but it still feels like me. So then I tried the stranger (sit on your hand til it goes numb, then use it), and that didn't work either - it still feels like my penis. I think maybe I need to sit on my penis until it goes numb, then it'll feel like someone else.
sounds like a private message gone public
Title: Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on August 10, 2009, 12:22:18 AM
This thread is disgusting.
Title: Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
Post by: that Baby guy on August 10, 2009, 02:13:01 AM
No more disgusting than Pap was back in the honeymoon thread where Athena won Maxi.
Title: Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
Post by: NWR_pap64 on August 10, 2009, 03:10:50 AM
It's a joke people. It works much better spoken than typed.
I'm pretty sure most of us got that from the start. But you would be surprised at the type of things people might admit when they think everyone is being serious. But you must let the thread take it's course.
Title: Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
Post by: EasyCure on August 10, 2009, 03:13:57 PM
It's a joke people. It works much better spoken than typed.
I'm pretty sure most of us got that from the start. But you would be surprised at the type of things people might admit when they think everyone is being serious. But you must let the thread take it's course.
Because it turns into an even grander joke for all to enjoy. Don't mess with the nature of the forums dammit!
Title: Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone els
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 10, 2009, 10:04:34 PM
I'm pretty sure this might help even if it doesn't solve your problem *NSFW* http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=185_1249767801 *NSFW*
*NSFW not because of nudity, language or violence, but because of sexually suggestive material
Title: Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
Post by: Caliban on August 10, 2009, 10:30:00 PM
^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! What else can they come up with.
Title: Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on August 11, 2009, 12:30:33 AM
The subsequent Egg & Sausage Breakfast Burrito.
Title: Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
Post by: Athena Asamiya on August 11, 2009, 12:44:17 AM
Oh my god... That's really weird but really cool :-[
Title: Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone els
Post by: Stogi on August 11, 2009, 12:49:05 AM
The sad face makes your sentence make no sense. Unless....
Title: Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
Post by: Athena Asamiya on August 11, 2009, 12:50:25 AM
Unless what?
I picked that face cause it's called "embarrassment"
Title: Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
Post by: Smash_Brother on August 11, 2009, 12:55:15 AM
That's pretty boring when you consider the Japanese are hard at work on the world's first sexbot.
Title: Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
Post by: NWR_pap64 on August 11, 2009, 01:10:50 AM
So wait...its a condom?
Title: Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
Post by: Smash_Brother on August 11, 2009, 01:18:54 AM
Title: Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on August 11, 2009, 01:20:42 AM
So it's an entertainment product.
Title: Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone els
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 11, 2009, 01:21:22 AM
Even though stereotypes would lead you to believe that Asian men could use the extra girth <click (http://www.instantrimshot.com)> no. this is not a condom. Maybe it would help if you thought of it as an eggbeater <click again (http://instantrimshot.com)>.
Title: Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
Post by: Smash_Brother on August 11, 2009, 01:22:07 AM
I found the edible version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sEI1AUFJKw
Title: Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone els
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 11, 2009, 01:31:18 AM
But why would you need a completely different product when this is already like a build your own cadbury egg. You even get to add your own creme filling. (http://instantrimshot.com)
Title: Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone else...
Post by: Smash_Brother on August 11, 2009, 01:36:33 AM
But why would you need a completely different product when this is already like a build your own cadbury egg. You even get to add your own filling. (http://instantrimshot.com)
Because the product I posted clearly denotes a group activity.
Title: Re: So you know how they say if you use your left hand it feels like someone els
Post by: Stogi on August 11, 2009, 04:02:12 AM
