Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: kraken613 on August 01, 2009, 11:05:52 PM
Title: Neal Ronaghan: STALKER! (or a conspiracy?)
Post by: kraken613 on August 01, 2009, 11:05:52 PM
So we all know Neal Ronaghan (nron10), a apparently friendly and cool member of the NWR staff. OR SO WE THOUGHT! So I thought it was a little continent when said staff member went on vacation to Lake Lure a mere 35 minute drive from my location. A few days before he left on his trip on AIM he said quote "I am going to steal your stuff" (Or something similar) after I said it was interesting he was going to be so close to me.
One day I was talking to said staff member and he said he was coming to my town! I really started to wonder, and thought it was quite odd some person I have met on the internet was coming to my town. What are the odds this is a coincidence? I then thought, "Hey he doesn't know where I live so he can't find me". So I calmed down and stopped worrying.
So last night I went to a play at the local Flat Rock Playhouse it was Seven Brides for Seven Brothers. Just minutes ago I asked this staff member "go to my town?" He said he did and told me some things. But then he said he went to a play at Flat Rock Playhouse. I asked what play. He said "seven brides for seven brothers". I then asked what day he then said "yesterday". I asked "where did you sit?". His response"left side, halfway back". I sat on the left side and halfway back also. Said staff member was probably within feet of me and sat within seats or rows of me. This is proof enough that Neal Ronaghan is a STALKER!
But then it got interesting. I told our fearless PS3 trolling leader Jonathan Lindemann about one of his staff members stalking me. He asked "who". I said "Neal and asked him what he was going to do about it". He then made this statement at 10:46PM EST. "nothing, neal is my trained assassin". Is this a conspiracy at the highest level of NWR and who is the next victim?
Title: Re: Neal Ronaghan: STALKER! (or a conspiracy?)
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 01, 2009, 11:18:05 PM
It's now official. Neal is a Paleur as he has Pale'd his mission. This is a Pailure of the highest magnitude and climbs all the way to the top, stinking up the shoes of the man himself.
Everyone. Welcome To The Failhouse.
Fission Mailed
Title: Re: Neal Ronaghan: STALKER! (or a conspiracy?)
Post by: BranDonk Kong on August 01, 2009, 11:28:53 PM
Here's my advice: go back in time to yesterday, then **** your pants.
Title: Re: Neal Ronaghan: STALKER! (or a conspiracy?)
Post by: ShyGuy on August 02, 2009, 01:40:01 AM
This all makes sense now. Foreign agent code name: Yoshidious is going to "eliminate Plugabugz with extreme prejudice" for starting a smear campaign against Pale. Zap was protected under the code by invoking the "Sign of the Rowsdower."
SUPER will be pulled back in to active duty because nobody truly retires from the NWR aka the PGC aka the KGB.
SLEEPER AGENT BILLY F'N BERGHAMMER WILL DESTROY G4 FROM THE INSIDE IN REVENGE OF DOWNSIZING THE BLOODWORTH SEVERAL YEARS AGO
Title: Re: Neal Ronaghan: STALKER! (or a conspiracy?)
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 02, 2009, 01:45:59 AM
OPN2k is now operational?
Now I gotta find my old handbook...
Title: Re: Neal Ronaghan: STALKER! (or a conspiracy?)
Post by: ShyGuy on August 02, 2009, 01:51:56 AM
Title: Re: Neal Ronaghan: STALKER! (or a conspiracy?)
Post by: King of Twitch on August 02, 2009, 02:03:27 AM
that's a funny story and the rest of the posts so far are lol
Title: Re: Neal Ronaghan: STALKER! (or a conspiracy?)
Post by: that Baby guy on August 02, 2009, 02:42:19 AM
That's why I never appear active on these forums for more than two days at a time.
Title: Re: Neal Ronaghan: STALKER! (or a conspiracy?)
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on August 02, 2009, 05:13:16 AM
Get out of here S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Title: Re: Neal Ronaghan: STALKER! (or a conspiracy?)
Post by: nickmitch on August 02, 2009, 01:30:55 PM
This conspiracy goes back. . .way back. Back to the rise of the Newsbots. Did you really think it was Karl who killed Louie all those years ago?? Think again.
These may be chaotic times, but one day, the King shall return and restore order to the site.
Title: Re: Neal Ronaghan: STALKER! (or a conspiracy?)
Post by: EasyCure on August 03, 2009, 11:39:51 AM
