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Title: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: RABicle on July 12, 2009, 09:52:15 AM
Has anyone else noticed the tits on the ads for EVONY, some game about tits that advertises here jsut keep getting more and more prominent? At first it was all "save the priness" and jsut some pretty CG lady down the corner and now it's like SAVE THE CLEAVAGE! and a little button down the bottom reminding you to click.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Dasmos on July 12, 2009, 10:14:03 AM
time to turn off adblock.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: EasyCure on July 12, 2009, 12:37:31 PM
Has anyone else noticed the tits on the ads for EVONY, some game about tits that advertises here jsut keep getting more and more prominent? At first it was all "save the priness" and jsut some pretty CG lady down the corner and now it's like SAVE THE CLEAVAGE! and a little button down the bottom reminding you to dick her.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: BranDonk Kong on July 13, 2009, 12:19:39 AM
This site has ads? The internet has ads? Adblock Plus is your (best) friend.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Khushrenada on July 13, 2009, 01:02:30 AM
I only see the adds on the main page but interestingly enough, today I did notice when I came to the site. It was unusual since I think all the adds just had a CG picture like RAB mentioned but this one was a real life photo which caused me to pause for a moment. I wasn't sure at first if it was a real person or not but not I'm pretty sure it's a real person with the add touched up a bit to soften it.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Dasmos on July 13, 2009, 01:09:00 AM
looooool (http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/001286.html)
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Khushrenada on July 13, 2009, 01:30:33 AM
Wow. Can't say I recall seeing the last add where it is just the chest shot. It's possible but I can't recall. But that was a great article and I definitely can agree that is how those adds have progressed.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: RABicle on July 13, 2009, 03:06:47 AM
Nah I reckon their CG guys jsut keep getting better. I reckon the most blatent one was the one with the sword pointed directly at her cleavage. Gee I wonder where our eyes are meant to go?

Also why block ads? This is gunna sound crazy but sometimes I even click ads. I might've even clicked on Evony a few times, just not lately.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 13, 2009, 01:10:34 PM
My screen is just like my home, filled with the things I want, and I don't want solicitation at either.

Besides, the ads take up valuable space on my screen, and aren't selling anything I would buy anyway.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Smash_Brother on July 13, 2009, 01:51:48 PM
There's an even worse ad with some woman who looks like she must be pushing 50 and wearing so much makeup she looks plastic.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Stratos on July 13, 2009, 06:19:52 PM
I was actually thinking of making a thread about this very thing because I have noticed the change as well. They must really want people to try the game. I thought it was a browser based clone of Civilization but now you don't even know what the game is. It looks more like those annoying dating site ads than a game ad.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: NWR_pap64 on July 13, 2009, 10:50:43 PM
My favorite EVONY ad so far is the one where the queen is all scared and sad and a sword is pointing down her cleavage. It was hilarious. But yeah, I am glad to know I am NOT the only one who noticed the change in the EVONY ads.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: EasyCure on July 14, 2009, 10:06:34 AM
I think its funny that i used to notice the Evony ads more when the character models used in the promo were more fictional, WoW type characters, now that there's a realistic model there with giant cleavage, i actually DONT notice it.

For one thing, I'm at work so i try to scroll past that because it looks NSFW, secondly i don't even know what the hell the ad is for cuz i never once stoppd to look at it. Only after i read this thread did i realize there's "evony" in tiny script in the corner of the ad. WtfLOL!
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: nickmitch on July 14, 2009, 07:18:06 PM
Apparently, even casual flash gamers love tits.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: EasyCure on July 15, 2009, 09:39:28 AM
who DOESN'T enjoy a nice titty flash?
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: nickmitch on July 15, 2009, 08:11:50 PM
Apparently, no one.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: EasyCure on July 16, 2009, 09:47:51 AM
Apparently, no one.

Wrong!

The correct answer is: The blind
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 16, 2009, 12:36:09 PM
Apparently, no one.

Wrong!

The correct answer is: The blind, the dead & the gay

fixed
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: EasyCure on July 16, 2009, 02:20:34 PM
Apparently, no one.

Wrong!

The correct answer is: The blind, the dead & the gay

fixed

Fixed. Even my brother joys a good titty flash. He'll even run up and jiggle em.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: nickmitch on July 16, 2009, 07:42:36 PM
Apparently, no one.

Wrong!

The correct answer is: The blind, the dead & the gay

fixed

Fixed. Even my brother joys a good titty flash. He'll even run up and jiggle em.

Blind men can jiggle tits.  Ladies, too.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Plugabugz on July 16, 2009, 07:59:13 PM
JANGLES! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnJW-dx56oA)
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: ShyGuy on July 16, 2009, 09:33:09 PM
Save the kingdom, Insanolord
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: EasyCure on July 17, 2009, 08:51:52 AM
Guess its just the dead that don't appreciate it. Unless there's an afterlife where they hace access to titts. If you were a ghost would you possess a titty and i'm probably going way too far with this, i'll stop now
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: bustin98 on July 17, 2009, 11:20:47 AM
Oh, the images of a possessed titty. I'd possess her hand...

Did you ever see that Woody Allen movie 'Everything you ever wanted to know about sex* (but were afraid to ask)'? Awesome movie.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Stogi on July 17, 2009, 03:38:41 PM
AHAHAHAHA He said tatty bo Jangles!

I'm using that term from now on.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Smash_Brother on July 23, 2009, 03:24:16 PM
Good god.

This 80 year old airbrushed civony whore is showing up in just about every single refresh.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Plugabugz on July 23, 2009, 03:46:11 PM
AHAHAHAHA He said tatty bo Jangles!

I'm using that term from now on.

SOMEBODY NOTICED!
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: EasyCure on July 23, 2009, 03:48:48 PM
Good god.

This 80 year old airbrushed civony whore is showing up in just about every single refresh.

I don't think i've NOT seen it since this thread was created. I feel like its one of those things that can't be un-seen.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Smash_Brother on July 23, 2009, 07:55:31 PM
In the time period civony is set in, people didn't live to be as old as this woman.

Also, kings married queens who are YOUNGER than they are for the purpose of bearing children, not ones who are already a quarter-century past menopause.

Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against the elderly. I only disagree with attempting to use them as sex objects.

With the arbitrary picture of breasts, you could imagine they were at least attached to a woman under 70.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Stogi on July 23, 2009, 08:03:26 PM
But how old is old?

I've met a few really attractive 40 something year old women.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Stratos on July 23, 2009, 08:08:40 PM
What do they mean by "Play Unnoticeable Now!" ?

Kind of a strange thing to say.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Smash_Brother on July 23, 2009, 08:19:38 PM
But how old is old?

I've met a few really attractive 40 something year old women.

So have I, and I certainly condone the act of cougar hunting, but this woman looks to be pushing at least 50+ and is painful to look at, partially due to being slathered in makeup and partially because she fails so hard at her "come hither" look.

Seriously, this woman may do what Ty and Vudu combined could not and drive me from these boards. :P
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 23, 2009, 08:48:38 PM
But how old is old?

I've met a few really attractive 40 something year old women.

So have I, and I certainly condone the act of cougar hunting, but this woman looks to be pushing at least 50+ and is painful to look at, partially due to being slathered in makeup and partially because she fails so hard at her "come hither" look.

Seriously, this woman may do what Ty and Vudu combined could not and drive me from these boards. :P

switch to FireFox and install Ad Blocker.

You don't have to block all the ads, but you can select the ones that you do want to block. that will solve all your ad issues.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Khushrenada on July 23, 2009, 09:43:01 PM
Good god.

This 80 year old airbrushed civony whore is showing up in just about every single refresh.

This is what I talked about it in my first post. I wasn't even sure the woman was real at first since it was touched up so much.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: EasyCure on July 24, 2009, 08:55:08 AM
But how old is old?

I've met a few really attractive 40 something year old women.

I certainly condone the act of cougar hunting

I thought cougars do the hunting.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Dasmos on July 24, 2009, 11:27:25 AM
If you guys are talking about the one I think you are, there's no way she's anywhere close to 40. I doubt she would even be over 30.

Air-brushed to hell, but not old.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: EasyCure on July 24, 2009, 11:59:24 AM
This is the first time i've visited (at least) this page and NOT seen that ad.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: vudu on July 24, 2009, 01:47:56 PM
Seriously, this woman may do what Ty and Vudu combined could not and drive me from these boards. :P

Wait, what?  Did you just insult my honor?
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Stogi on July 24, 2009, 01:52:53 PM
In the words of Ari Gold

"A bitch slap for a bitch."
Title: Just when you thought it was dead...
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on July 29, 2009, 06:58:12 PM
(http://i28.tinypic.com/2lv031t.jpg)
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: nickmitch on July 29, 2009, 07:26:42 PM
Did she die like this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9wcZome_vo)?
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Stogi on July 30, 2009, 07:02:36 PM
But how old is old?

I've met a few really attractive 40 something year old women.

So have I, and I certainly condone the act of cougar hunting, but this woman looks to be pushing at least 50+ and is painful to look at, partially due to being slathered in makeup and partially because she fails so hard at her "come hither" look.

Seriously, this woman may do what Ty and Vudu combined could not and drive me from these boards. :P

Now that I'm using Chrome, I finally see the picture your talking about. AND GOOD LORD is that woman ugly. While she isn't 50+, she still is disgusting.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Caliban on July 31, 2009, 05:50:54 AM
Where are you guys seeing these ads? On the main page of the site, or the forums?
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Stogi on July 31, 2009, 06:57:49 AM
forums (although evony seems to follow me throughout the internet)
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Caliban on July 31, 2009, 07:19:08 AM
Really? On the forums? lol I see no ads whatsoever.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Stogi on July 31, 2009, 07:35:42 AM
that's probably cuz you have a competent ad blocker.

is it just a coincidence or is this really the ad showing up on Giant Penguin's birthday?

(http://googleads.g.doubleclick.net/pagead/imgad?id=CJSzy7367qnUHhDYBRhPMghAMuOVGnQ6Gg)
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Caliban on July 31, 2009, 08:43:40 AM
I use Chrome to browse, and it's possible AVG might be ad blocking but I don't think it has that ability.
I use the Core theme for the forum layout.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 03, 2009, 04:12:34 PM
Here is a link to the Evony forums:
http://bbs.evony.com/showthread.php?t=11313

They had a "Be Queen of Evony Contest"

You should check out #22 (http://bbs.evony.com/showpost.php?p=84388&postcount=22) & #78 (http://bbs.evony.com/showpost.php?p=97990&postcount=78)

I ain't into blondes, but i'll give# #22 some Evony to go with her Ibory

& there is a new Evony ad to watch out for... NSFW
http://i29.tinypic.com/6zx9c2.png <=NSFW
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: ThePerm on August 04, 2009, 02:07:26 AM
but are you issuing a notice you these things that have not been notified of yourself in it of things that we possess for reasons unknown?
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Smash_Brother on August 05, 2009, 12:46:14 AM
Failbot fails.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Athena Asamiya on August 05, 2009, 10:14:39 AM
now I'm seeing a banner for "imvu" that shows two pixellated, animated avatar girls making out, with the paraphrase (it's cycled out now and I don't remember exactly) "Live the life you always wanted"

... HOW DID THEY KNOW???
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: EasyCure on August 05, 2009, 10:32:14 AM
now I'm seeing a banner for "imvu" that shows two pixellated, animated avatar girls making out, with the paraphrase (it's cycled out now and I don't remember exactly) "Live the life you always wanted"

... HOW DID THEY KNOW???

Aw, so you wish S_B was a girl? mee tooooo ;)
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on August 05, 2009, 03:00:13 PM
now I'm seeing a banner for "imvu" that shows two pixellated, animated avatar girls making out, with the paraphrase (it's cycled out now and I don't remember exactly) "Live the life you always wanted"

... HOW DID THEY KNOW???

opportunity.... curiosity....

potentially all going to waste.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: Stratos on August 05, 2009, 03:03:41 PM
now I'm seeing a banner for "imvu" that shows two pixellated, animated avatar girls making out, with the paraphrase (it's cycled out now and I don't remember exactly) "Live the life you always wanted"

... HOW DID THEY KNOW???

Aw, so you wish S_B was a girl? mee tooooo ;)

No, she's hopping that GP wins the Love Connection poll.
Title: Re: Has anyone else noticed the tits
Post by: EasyCure on August 07, 2009, 08:16:43 AM
Golden Pole-dancer