As there will be no other Bruce Lee or Jim Henson, there will be only one David Carradine. I honor you and will miss you.
Title: Re: RIP David Carradine
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 04, 2009, 11:05:49 PM
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Thai police told the BBC the 72-year-old was found by a hotel maid sitting in a wardrobe with a rope around his neck and genitals.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/5444839/David-Carradine-found-dead-in-wardrobe-of-Bangkok-hotel.html There is no honor in that. Hope it wasn't self inflicted accidental masturbatory asphixiation.
Title: Re: RIP David Carradine
Post by: BranDonk Kong on June 04, 2009, 11:22:41 PM
R.I.P. = Rope Isn't for Penis. Silly man.
Title: Re: RIP David Carradine
Post by: EasyCure on June 05, 2009, 11:43:30 AM
Great now i feel bad for laughing at that you bastard!
Title: Re: RIP David Carradine
Post by: Caliban on June 05, 2009, 01:30:01 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! What the hell of a way to die, terrible.
Title: Re: RIP David Carradine
Post by: ThePerm on June 05, 2009, 03:40:40 PM
im one of those in the camp it was an accident, and he was trying to get off, i hope he didn't go all depresso. I can't see him killing himself. The former is a pretty rockstar way to go out at 72. Or heck with the rope tied around his penis in bangcock it could be some crazy bangcock mob ****.
"After the discovery of the body, Police Lt. Gen. Worapong Chewprecha told the media that Carradine’s body was found with a rope “tied around his penis and another rope around his neck.” Chewprecha further added “The two ropes were tied together, it is unclear whether he committed suicide or not or he died of suffocation or heart failure due to an orgasm.”
i found this on a comment thread
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A taut rope around the neck, drawn down behind the back, and lashed tightly around the scrotum will force the victim to thrash carefully and sensuously to death by asphyxiation. The agony of self castration prevents the individual from stopping his own slow strangulation. He cannot have done this by himself, his hands would have had to have been tied before he was trussed up. It is a way that the executing gangster (or prostitute) can grin and shrug and say: "his own balls killed him". Unlike Tal Shaiya, this is not considered a merciful method of execution on Vulcan. It is a death-joke of extreme humiliation and agony.
Mob Humor: Now all the Bangkok pimps will yell at their charges: "The American didn't want you! You are no good! Work harder! More men! More money!".
Being tied like this by the neck and ankles (hands tied behind) is fairly horrifying as well, far worse than being water-boarded, imho, but I guess not as painful as the version Dave got. That's called "The Rocking Horse" because of the swaying movements the dying victim makes on his belly. The scrotum version has its own name, but I don't know what it is. Something poetic and humiliating, no doubt. "
the first time I got laid we were watching Death Race 2000
Title: Re: RIP David Carradine
Post by: DAaaMan64 on June 05, 2009, 04:39:13 PM
Wait so someone else set him up? wahhh?
Title: Re: RIP David Carradine
Post by: S-U-P-E-R on June 05, 2009, 08:12:24 PM
i should hope to die in such a hilarious way. RIP you crazy bastard
