Community Forums => General-3 => Topic started by: EasyCure on May 23, 2009, 07:18:53 AM
Title: Whyyyyy
Post by: EasyCure on May 23, 2009, 07:18:53 AM
Why am I up at 6:30am after waking up at around 5am yesterday, working a 12hr shift and drinking till 3am today, leaving the bar and getting home at 4 and falling asleep then?
Also, why does my gf have to look an awful lot like a cute coworker that came out to the bar that night (it was a bunch of us, blow off some steam typa ****) and make me paranoid that i'd sneak up behind them and grab the wrong ones ass? It wasn't enough that they have the same body type and hair color but they even wore the damn near same outfit!
And dammit we drank so much we missed T4 last night, now I gotta try to get my $ back from the theatre.
Why can't I go back to sleeeeeep! Ugh
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: BeautifulShy on May 23, 2009, 07:41:16 AM
You are up this early to check your PMs.
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: EasyCure on May 23, 2009, 12:01:36 PM
NEVER!
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 23, 2009, 12:34:37 PM
During late nite drunk sex, did at any point you think to yourself, this could be my cute co-worker? Similar body, same hair, I could've brought home the wrong girl... Oh, well, I'll just blame it on the alcohol.
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: nickmitch on May 23, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
You missed T4? Lame.
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: BranDonk Kong on May 23, 2009, 03:54:10 PM
Solution to future dilemmas - 3 ways.
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: ThePerm on May 23, 2009, 04:05:10 PM
i actually usually wake up early after a night of drinking, i usually have some solid sleep after a night of partying, not something I get 90% of the time. One time my roommates girlfriend was walking around the apartment naked looking for something to eat, i was sleeping on the couch and didn't notice a thing. She told me like a week later.
I was like damnit I missed it. Time is fleeting though. She used to be hot... now she's fat, had a kid, and has herpes. We know this because she called up my other roommate(not her boyfriend) and asked if he had given to her her herpes.(lol)
When they broke up I almost asked her out myself, but i decided not to because its just against man law to date ex-gfs of buddies(i know i broke the sister man-law, but sometimes you got to break some laws to have fun). I asked first though and he said it was ok, but i waited(cus i decided against it anyhow), and then she started dating this pizza face dude, shortly after we found out she got herpes(and the jury is still out whether the original bf roommate friend of mine has herpes, cus he messed around with her again knowing she had herpes or maybe gave it to her in the first place). The pizza face dude is likely the guy who gave her herpes, and he's also the guy who got her pregnant, and left her.
Now imagine, had i dated her she might not be in this predicament, but then again i might have herpes. GOOD DECISION MADE!
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: Stogi on May 23, 2009, 06:28:29 PM
Why am I up at 6:30am after waking up at around 5am yesterday, working a 12hr shift and drinking till 3am today, leaving the bar and getting home at 4 and falling asleep then?
Also, why does my gf have to look an awful lot like a cute coworker that came out to the bar that night (it was a bunch of us, blow off some steam typa ****) and make me paranoid that i'd sneak up behind them and grab the wrong ones ass? It wasn't enough that they have the same body type and hair color but they even wore the damn near same outfit!
And dammit we drank so much we missed T4 last night, now I gotta try to get my $ back from the theatre.
Why can't I go back to sleeeeeep! Ugh
That's fucked up. Sounds like stress is getting the better of you.
Why don't you go for a walk? Clear your head.
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: EasyCure on May 24, 2009, 11:24:47 PM
During late nite drunk sex, did at any point you think to yourself, this could be my cute co-worker? Similar body, same hair, I could've brought home the wrong girl... Oh, well, I'll just blame it on the alcohol.
I know! Lol i didn't think hitting up a bar with coworkers was going to be fun but once i got that liqour in me, it was hard NOT to have fun. I never went back to the theatre to try and get my money back either.. Dammit!
I've thought about it and came to realize, they're too similar (okay the coworker has bigger cans) looking for it to be a worthwhile story. Sure it'd be awesomely hot but why order two scoops of vanilla when you can mix and match flavors, ya know?
During late nite drunk sex, did at any point you think to yourself, this could be my cute co-worker? Similar body, same hair, I could've brought home the wrong girl... Oh, well, I'll just blame it on the alcohol.
I've thought about it and came to realize, they're too similar (okay the coworker has bigger cans) looking for it to be a worthwhile story. Sure it'd be awesomely hot but why order two scoops of vanilla when you can mix and match flavors, ya know?
I'm guessing you've never had two scoops of anything, and especially not mixed with your vanilla scoop.
That's fucked up. Sounds like stress is getting the better of you.
Why don't you go for a walk? Clear your head.
I tried yesterday, didn't help much. I don't think the stress I'm going thru can just be walked off, but i won't bore you with my drama.
2 scoops of vanilla might have cleared all that up.... or 1 scoop vanilla and 1 scoop of rainbow sherbert or whatever other flavor you need to make a delicious mix of two scoops on one cone.
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: EasyCure on May 25, 2009, 12:26:39 PM
LOL i dodged the question because there was no drunken sex last night. If there was i probably would of slept reeeal well.
as for your second comment, sadly no I've always been a one scoop kinda guy. Though i think if enough alcohol was involved i'm sure i could get that second scoop on my cone. If not with the similar looking coworker, maybe with another one. Her and my gf were getting pretty chummy... blonde and brunette in the same night wouldn't of been bad at all.
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 25, 2009, 01:00:24 PM
I could tell you've never had two scoops by the comment you made. because its not about the flavor the scoops, just the fact that you had a double or triple scoop.
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: EasyCure on May 26, 2009, 10:31:17 AM
I could tell you've never had two scoops by the comment you made. because its not about the flavor the scoops, just the fact that you had a double or triple scoop.
Oh no, you're right and i didn't mean to deny it because that was a dead give away. I was just stating my opinion on it in the context of that particular night. If it happened i wouldn't of said no because they look alike, thats just dumb, i was just stating what i thought would be the more preferable scenario. Only a fool would be that picky to turn down a second scoop of anything!
well unless that second scoop had sprinkles on it and in the context of this discussion, sprinkles means herpes or any other std
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: ThePerm on May 27, 2009, 01:29:18 AM
i think we figured that out....
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: EasyCure on May 27, 2009, 09:09:33 AM
you shuddup you pre-preppin bastard!
nah i'm just messin with ya, you're alright!
/Flexo
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: NWR_insanolord on May 27, 2009, 12:15:12 PM
I understood it immediately because of my hatred for sprinkles.
What's the metaphor equivalent for fresh fruit inside the ice cream scoop?
You'll find out when you get that call from Hawaii ;)
I once had three scoops of ice cream, but there was also a second cone to help hold them. the best part was the third scoop had a cherry on top. While my focus was on getting through the 1st scoop to get to the cherry(I heard about the knot tying of the stem), the other cone was more interested in getting dipped in chocolate sauce. I already had a chocolate cone so no need for chocolate sauce over here. Long story short.... you ever put whip cream on your ice cream?... well anyway back to making the story short, there was icecream everywhere. what a sticky mess. Wish someone had thought to get napkins.
edit: Oh yeah, forgot the reason I was telling this story. I ran into the 3rd scoop a few years later, which is now a few years ago, and now she has sprinkles... :( too bad and so sad, because I could have that ice cream again.
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: EasyCure on May 27, 2009, 07:50:33 PM
i think the chocolate metaphore can go in a completely disturbing direction..
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 27, 2009, 07:57:09 PM
i think the chocolate metaphore can go in a completely disturbing direction..
I'm not sure what you took from it, but I'm also not sure how to desfribe what I was going for in a icecream metaphor that would be relatable to icecream and still mean what I want it to mean.
Just know that there was icecream everywhere.
Which reminds me of a hilariously disgusting story that happened the next day when when had a party at the other cones house. it involes the lonely fourth scoop(friend of the 2nd scoop) and the sweet smell of chocolate. hahahaha OMG Im not sure you would want to hear it or find it as funny as I did.
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: Stogi on May 27, 2009, 10:15:39 PM
This ice cream metaphor needs to melt.
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: EasyCure on May 28, 2009, 11:50:26 AM
i think the chocolate metaphore can go in a completely disturbing direction..
I'm not sure what you took from it, but I'm also not sure how to desfribe what I was going for in a icecream metaphor that would be relatable to icecream and still mean what I want it to mean.
Just know that there was icecream everywhere.
Which reminds me of a hilariously disgusting story that happened the next day when when had a party at the other cones house. it involes the lonely fourth scoop(friend of the 2nd scoop) and the sweet smell of chocolate. hahahaha OMG Im not sure you would want to hear it or find it as funny as I did.
PM it?
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: bustin98 on May 28, 2009, 01:53:32 PM
i think the chocolate metaphore can go in a completely disturbing direction..
Its Chocolate Ice Cream, not Chocolate fudge ;)
True true.. guess i skimmed thru that post so i didn't realize the difference in wording. Good call!
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 28, 2009, 03:08:13 PM
We didn't have no chocolate ice cream... 2 scoops vanilla and the 3rd scoop was a yellow butterscotch.
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: bustin98 on May 28, 2009, 03:13:16 PM
Oh, chocolate cone then.
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 28, 2009, 03:17:32 PM
I had the chocolate cone, the other cone was caramel and was looking for was looking for fudge from the 2nd vanilla scoop.
Ok. I'm starting to agree with KYS, these ice cream metaphors, while funny, are getting out of control. lol ahhh what am i saying... carry on.
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: bustin98 on May 28, 2009, 03:33:03 PM
I think I need to reread the menu.
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 28, 2009, 03:42:47 PM
It can get confusing with 31 different flavors, toppings and things you can mix in (chocolate chips, fresh fruit). take your time, someone will be with you when you are ready to order.
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: ThePerm on May 28, 2009, 04:02:47 PM
eww fudge,
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on May 28, 2009, 04:04:16 PM
mocha softserve asscream
Title: Re: Whyyyyy
Post by: EasyCure on May 29, 2009, 09:12:46 AM
