Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: UncleBob on May 22, 2009, 08:25:23 PM
Title: Don't Ask UncleBob
Post by: UncleBob on May 22, 2009, 08:25:23 PM
I don't give a damn about your problems. Get off my lawn.
Title: Re: Don't Ask UncleBob
Post by: ThePerm on May 22, 2009, 09:15:07 PM
im not asking you how many gameboys you have, but you could just state how many you do just for kicks.
Title: Re: Don't Ask UncleBob
Post by: UncleBob on May 22, 2009, 09:25:24 PM
You know, back in my day, the number of Game Boys a man had was his business and his alone. We didn't go around asking people how many Game Boy they had, how much money they make or asking ladies how old they are or how much they weigh. You whippersnappers.
Title: Re: Don't Ask UncleBob
Post by: ThePerm on May 22, 2009, 09:45:58 PM
nobody asked you!
Title: Re: Don't Ask UncleBob
Post by: Mop it up on May 22, 2009, 10:14:41 PM
Can I call you on the phone instead?
Title: Re: Don't Ask UncleBob
Post by: UncleBob on May 22, 2009, 10:25:01 PM
Always talking on the phone! Back in my day, we didn't even have phones. We used carrier pigeons. Do you know what it's like to have to wrasle a love letter from your cousin away from one of those things? Not to mention cleaning up all the waste they made.
When your phone starts leaving feces behind, you can call me on it.
Title: Re: Don't Ask UncleBob
Post by: Mop it up on May 22, 2009, 10:29:02 PM
It's a rotary phone, isn't that old-school enough? What if I got one of those even older two-piece phones?
Title: Re: Don't Ask UncleBob
Post by: ShyGuy on May 22, 2009, 10:39:16 PM
Take the phone call Unclebob, I have $50 riding on whether Mop_It_Up is a man or a woman.
Title: Re: Don't Ask UncleBob
Post by: UncleBob on May 22, 2009, 10:41:56 PM
Do you know what it's like to have to wrasle a love letter from your cousin away from one of those things? Not to mention cleaning up all the waste they made.
Yes.
Title: Re: Don't Ask UncleBob
Post by: bustin98 on May 23, 2009, 01:30:20 AM
When is speak like a pirate day? Are we going to do a round robin this year?
Title: Re: Don't Ask UncleBob
Post by: ShyGuy on May 23, 2009, 04:07:00 AM
Pirate day is in September.
Title: Re: Don't Ask UncleBob
Post by: ThePerm on May 23, 2009, 03:50:05 PM
whats under that mask shyguy?
Title: Re: Don't Ask UncleBob
Post by: ShyGuy on May 23, 2009, 04:06:02 PM
Your mom's lipstick.
Title: Re: Don't Ask UncleBob
Post by: bustin98 on May 23, 2009, 04:19:17 PM
And your dad's beard burn.
Title: Re: Don't Ask UncleBob
Post by: Stogi on May 23, 2009, 06:30:18 PM
