In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbour to get his wife pregnant,
Soupolos piad Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnant Traute.
I can’t be stuffed writing the rest, but you really should read it all.
LMFAO read the article (http://www.just-whatever.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/sex-sells.jpg)
Title: Re: April Fools....or April Fool?
Post by: vudu on March 31, 2009, 05:24:48 PM
Soupolos should check with his other neighbors, the nuclear power plant (that's obviously causing all the men in the neighborhood to go sterile).
Title: Re: April Fools....or April Fool?
Post by: KnowsNothing on March 31, 2009, 05:31:17 PM
How awesome would it be if the neighbor's kids were actually Soupolos'.
Title: Re: April Fools....or April Fool?
Post by: EasyCure on March 31, 2009, 07:17:23 PM
How awesome would it be if the neighbor's kids were actually Soupolos'.
i smell a soap!
Title: Re: April Fools....or April Fool?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 31, 2009, 09:17:43 PM
Acer Releasing 1080p Wii-like gaming PC - $299 (http://www.blogcdn.com/www.engadget.com/media/2009/03/2009-03-31hornet-1.jpg)
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Well, well, what's this? We just received a ton of information on that hot little Acer Hornet nettop we'd heard about a while back, and if this pile of documentation is as real as it looks, this thing could be the holy grail of cheap HTPCs -- not only does it support 1080p video playback over HDMI, the "Media Center" version will indeed come with a Wii-like remote that can be used for gaming as well as media control. Specs look more than decent for the targeted $149-$299 price range: the low end model pairs what sounds like an Atom N230 with 1GB of RAM and an 80GB drive preloaded with Vista Home Basic, while higher end models get 2GB of RAM, a 160GB drive, and a "Boxshell" quickboot OS in addition to Vista Home Premium. All this plus super-quiet sub-26dB operation and a slick diamond-shaped chassis designed to hang off the back of your flatscreen? We're potentially in love -- when you gonna make our dreams come true, Acer? Full spec chart after the break.
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FFVII coming to Playstation Network in May 2009
http://zconnect.org.uk/?action=news&article=266
I've decided to make this into an April Fools (lame) joke collection thread
Title: Re: April Fools....or April Fool?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 31, 2009, 11:23:57 PM
Just wanted to add the funniest April Fools prarnk I can think of
Title: Re: April Fools....or April Fool?
Post by: IceCold on April 01, 2009, 02:52:01 AM
Simpsons still has some great episodes now and then. Eternal Moonshine of the Simpson Mind is incredible, and it was out only last year.
Title: Re: April Fools....or April Fool?
Post by: EasyCure on April 01, 2009, 10:41:39 AM
Instead of starting another thread, i'm gonna try to hijack this one and say we all share April Fools pranks and stories, as well as just posting to any good ones you might of found on the interwebs.
Here's one of my favorites, that comes off as mean spirited if you weren't really there for it.
I was working a retail job a few years back and two of my managers were homosexual. I was working the mid-shift that day, Archie (one of the managers) was working the early shift, and as usual we were talking trash about Andy (the store manager, the 'big' boss) because he didn't know how to do anything right. I decided we should prank him, and together we came up with a good idea. I was going to "come out of the closet" to Andy when he came in, just to mess with him.
A few hours later he comes in, and the store still wasn't busy (this is why we talk trash about him, he puts 3 managers on the schedule and theres no one in the store. nonsense) so i was in the back pretending to sulk a little. Andy notices i'm not acting myself and asks Archie if somethings wrong, and he just tells him i've been acting funny all day. Andy comes over and asks if theres anything i wanna talk about, and i say "yeah actually but.. can we talk in the back, in private?"
So into the stockroom we go and i come up with this whole lil speech about how him being the way he is and how open he is with his sexuality gave me the courage to come out and how he was the first person i wanted to tell. His eyes welled up and he gave me the biggest hug. We walk back out to the sales floor and Andy, in his usual 'diva' attitude comes up to Archie who has been playing dumb this whole time and shouts "Archie, get ready honey cuz Mike has something feice he wants to tell you!"
Thats when i turn from facing Archie to Andy and shout (in unison with Archie) APRIL FOOLS! Andy got pretty red in the face but he laughed it off.. eventually lol
Title: Re: April Fools....or April Fool?
Post by: Dasmos on April 01, 2009, 10:56:18 AM
One April Fool's I took a **** on the Staff room floor at my high school. I got like $100 from friends for doing it and the teachers never found out it was me. Man, I was a fucking retarded kid.
Today I just ate a friends entire lunch from her bag. The joke was on me though, it sucked.
Title: Re: April Fools....or April Fool?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 01, 2009, 12:01:53 PM
Instead of starting another thread, i'm gonna try to hijack this one and say we all share April Fools pranks and stories, as well as just posting to any good ones you might of found on the interwebs.
Instead of starting another thread, i'm gonna try to hijack this one and say we all share April Fools pranks and stories, as well as just posting to any good ones you might of found on the interwebs.
Diablo III - Archivist (http://www.blizzard.com/diablo3/characters/archivist.xml)
World of Warcraft - Pimp my Mount (https://www.wow-europe.com/en/info/underdev/mount-p1mpage.html)
that one truly was "(lame)"
Title: Re: April Fools....or April Fool?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 01, 2009, 01:35:41 PM
I have stories of my own, not recent, but I think I shared them in some past April fools thread or maybe that old Work Related thread I had. I'm not gonna re-type them. but Maybe Vudu* can find them if he gets bored enough
*King of NWR Google search
Title: Re: April Fools....or April Fool?
Post by: vudu on April 01, 2009, 02:17:09 PM
I have stories of my own, not recent, but I think I shared them in some past April fools thread or maybe that old Work Related thread I had. I'm not gonna re-type them. but Maybe Vudu* can find them if he gets bored enough
This one? (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=14706.0) ;D
As always, Google has a pretty good one. Introducing CADIE (http://www.google.com/intl/en/landing/cadie/index.html) & Gmail Autopilot by CADIE (http://mail.google.com/mail/help/autopilot/index.html)
I actually fell for this one when it first popped up in my RSS Feed, but caught on pretty quick once I visited the page. New Nine Inch Nails Album: Strobe Light (http://www.nin.com/pub/strobelight/)
Title: Re: April Fools....or April Fool?
Post by: Stogi on April 01, 2009, 02:38:51 PM
Man there are some hilarious pics in that thread!
Title: Re: April Fools....or April Fool?
Post by: D_Average on April 01, 2009, 02:57:28 PM
I'm sure ya'll have seen Brawl Hardcore (http://wii.ign.com/articles/968/968477p1.html) by now. Its not going to fool anyone, but I give them credit for trying.
Title: Re: April Fools....or April Fool?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 01, 2009, 03:25:22 PM
That thread brought back some memories.
Wish I could think up some more shipping labels for them. Those were the days, mindless job where we kept ourselves entertained for most of the day. I know they miss me sooo much.
I'm gonna e-mail them some pics from that thread just to remind them how much they miss me.
Title: Re: April Fools....or April Fool?
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on April 01, 2009, 04:37:49 PM
I'm sure ya'll have seen Brawl Hardcore (http://wii.ign.com/articles/968/968477p1.html) by now. Its not going to fool anyone, but I give them credit for trying.
I don't know about that. A readership as large as IGN's always contains specimens who make deep sea sponges look like chess Grand Masters.
Title: Re: April Fools....or April Fool?
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on April 01, 2009, 04:44:04 PM
It's already 2009 and PS3 is winning the Console War as predicted by industry analysts.
Title: Re: April Fools....or April Fool?
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on April 01, 2009, 05:03:42 PM
Umbrella Corporation requests Government bailout (http://www.gamespot.com/news/6207121.html?tag=latestheadlines;title;1)
Title: Re: April Fools....or April Fool?
Post by: D_Average on April 01, 2009, 09:51:57 PM
