Community Forums => General-3 => Topic started by: Dasmos on March 09, 2009, 08:20:03 AM
Title: I'm going into business!
Post by: Dasmos on March 09, 2009, 08:20:03 AM
I just got a life-changing personal message.
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From Helena adams.i need your help Abidjan, Ivory Coast West Africa. Address 16Rue Ave 12 traichvill Abidjan Ivory Coast Keep It Confidencial for My Life To Save EMAIL me direct to my private email (helena_adams4@yahoo.co.jp ) for Confindencial reason. please it is urgent
APPEAL FOR URGENT BUSINESS ASSISTANCE.
Dear , Good Day And Remain Blessed
Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you. I got your name and contact on this site after my fasting and prayed over it i selected your name among other names due to its esteeming nature and the recommendations given to me as a reputable and trust worthy person that I can do business with and by the recommendation , I must not hesitate to confide in you for this simple and sincere business .
I am Helena Adams the only daugther of Late Mr.and Mrs.Joseph adams. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan , the economic capital of Ivory coast, my father was poisoned to dearth by his business associates on one of their outings on a business trip .
My mother died when I was a baby and since then my father took me so special. Before the death of my father on sept 2008 in a private hospital here in Abidjan he secretly called me on his bed side and told me that he has the sum of TEN million,five hundred thousand United State Dollars. USD($10.500,000) left in fixed / suspense account in one of the prime bank here in Abidjan ,that he used my name as his only daugther for the next of Kin in depositing of the fund. He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his business associates. That I should seek for a foreign partner in a country of my choice where i will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose such as real estate management or hotel management .
dear, I am honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways. (1) To provide a bank account into which this money would be transferred to. (2) To serve as a guardian of this fund since I am 22 years.
(3) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country to further my education and to secure a resident permit in your country.
Moreover, dear i am willing to offer you 15% of the total sum as compensation for your effort/ input after the successful transfer of this fund into your nominated account overseas.
Furthermore, you indicate your options towards assisting me as I believe that this transaction would be concluded within (4) days you signify interest to assist me. Anticipating to hear from you soon. EMAIL me direct to my private email(helena_adams4@yahoo.co.jp ) for confindencial reason Thanks and God bless.
Best regards,
Helena Adams
Title: Re: I'm going into business!
Post by: BeautifulShy on March 09, 2009, 08:25:09 AM
Make sure to post the email that follows.
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Post by: Dasmos on March 09, 2009, 09:11:00 AM
Actually I am giving this second thoughts. She said her father was poisoned by a business associate, what if I was to meet the same fate?
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Post by: BeautifulShy on March 09, 2009, 09:17:05 AM
Yeah thats a good point. Maybe you can hook up someone you don't like with this person.
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Post by: Stogi on March 09, 2009, 12:41:14 PM
Actually I am giving this second thoughts. She said her father was poisoned by a business associate, what if I was to meet the same fate?
Just hire a personal food and drink taster and you should be fine.
Waste of money. Just eat stuff that come in sealed bags like twinkies for the rest of your life! Oh and obviously eat them the second you open em, dno't leave em outta your site!
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Post by: UltimatePartyBear on March 09, 2009, 03:43:13 PM
Actually I am giving this second thoughts. She said her father was poisoned by a business associate, what if I was to meet the same fate?
Just hire a personal food and drink taster and you should be fine.
Waste of money. Just eat stuff that come in sealed bags like twinkies for the rest of your life! Oh and obviously eat them the second you open em, dno't leave em outta your site!
Now I want a twinkie. I haven't had one in years. I hear they even switched back to banana cream filling since I last had one.
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Post by: EasyCure on March 09, 2009, 04:02:10 PM
I went thru the twinkie crave once a few years ago, not having had one since i was 10 or younger, and mad did it taste horrible..
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Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on March 09, 2009, 04:57:51 PM
That cuz you didn't fry it.
I haven't had fried twinkies myself, yet.
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Post by: UltimatePartyBear on March 09, 2009, 05:08:48 PM
Me neither, but I had fried pickles for the first time yesterday.
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Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on March 09, 2009, 05:14:19 PM
lols, pickle tempura
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Post by: ThePerm on March 09, 2009, 06:51:46 PM
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Post by: Dasmos on March 09, 2009, 07:28:00 PM
A reply (ALSO PIKCHURS)! I enquired about the deal, but also expressed my worries about poisoning. Thankfully those baseless worries have been put to rest.
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Dear Dasmos,
Thanks for your prompt responds and my heartily greetings to you this day, I am glad for your interest in helping me with the funds transfer and investments in your country, please promise me that you will not betray me when my inheritance funds is transferred into your account.also what happen to my father will never happen to you this is a promise.only be honest and sincare with me.
DEAR DAN,I wish to inform you that I am a first year medical student of Cocody University of Abidjan Cote d棚voire before my father died which made it impossible for me to continue my educational carrier here. I lost my mother when I was very young, I didn't even know her. My father didn't remarry again because he loved my mother so much, so I became his only child and he took me so special and did everything for my sake and also deposited the fund in the bank for my sake and for my future,
I would also want to meet with the bank here to request for the transfer to your account as soon as possible. I want you to know that I want to leave here within the shortest possible time because I've been humiliated, harassed, and frustrated by my immediate uncles in their efforts to take over all my late father's wealth, according to African tradition, whereby if a man dies without a son, all his properties will be shared among his brothers that is (my uncles) This is why my father deposited the funds in a fixed/suspense account for further transfer to overseas bank account.
DEAR DAS, my continuous stay here is not in my best interest as my life is not guaranteed here due to the injustice, current political crisis and killing of innocent people in this country. The fund in question is in my name but a mandate was placed on the account by the depositor which is my father. He mandated the bank to transfer the funds to his foreign business partner's account which shall be provided by me, being the next of kin to the deposited funds, This is why I require a good overseas bank account where the funds will be transferred to enable me leave here as soon as possible.
DEAR DAS, since my father died, I have been on the run to avoid being kill by the people that killed my father as my late father seriously warned me that I should avoid his business friends and his brothers on the event of his death because they are the people behind his untimely death. Right now as I am writing to you I am in a local Guest house here for a hide out and nobody knows about it except as I am telling you now and I want you to keep it confidential for my security reasons, I must be very careful and precaution should be my watchdog.
Base on the genuineness of this transaction I must not hesitate to provide you with my PICTURES for your perusal and confirmation please kindly find below my address, and other information痴 for your references. I am sending you these details in trust and confidence and would want you to keep them absolutely confidential for security reasons please:
My name and address: Miss Helena Adams 16 Rue Ave 12 Treichville-Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire, West Africa . Profession: student
My father: Mr.Joseph Adams (blessed memory) 16 Rue Ave 12 Treichville-Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire, West Africa . Profession: Businessman (Cocoa exporter) Acc/Nー : 505/1700502250
Official address: Joseph & Lambert ETS. Export & Import Compagni 4eme 騁age, Immeuble la Roi face de la garde de bassam Cocody-Abidjan, Cote d'Ivoire West Africa
The contact of the bank are as follows: contact them immediatley and inform me after your contact with them to know your out comes from the bank and when our money will be transfered.
BANQUE INTERNATIONALE POUR LA COMMERCE ET DE L'INDUSTRIE DA LA COTE D'IVOIRE.SA au capital de 16 888 670 000 frarcs Siege Social Av.Franchetd'Espdrey 01 BP 1298 Abidjan 01. Telex:23651-23463-23970-SWIFT:BICICI/ABA- LBCIA 00006 B-CC N繝サ0100545 R. Telefax:00225 07 19 68 38 Telephone:00225 09 05 03 11 nasribongosi@gmail.com Web site:www.bicici.org
DEAR DAS, my late father was a known cocoa merchant in this West Africa sub-region. He was one of the big exporters of cocoa produce in this country. I will appreciate your investment advices as soon as my inheritance funds gets into your account, because I am ignorant of business and investment world, so I will rely mostly on your advice in the investment aspect of this transaction. God bless you.
Please we have to proceed immediately so, send me a scanned copy of your photograph and identity or international passport document to enable me open discussions with the bank in regards to the transfer. I want you to understand the need for urgency in this matter; I also want you to provide me with the following information:
1. Your Full Name: 2. Your Address: 3. Your Age: 4. Your occupation 5. Your phone & fax No: 7 Your I D card Or Driving Licence 8 Your Picture 9 your account informations
This is for easy communication between us and to enable me fax to you all the necessary documents covering the money in the bank because seeing is believing, Above all, I want you to give me your kind assistance in every aspect to get this fund transfer to your position within few days so that I will come and stay with you for the continuation of my educational carrier while you will invest the money till such a time that I will be matured enough to face the business that you are going to negotiate for me. Please get back to me as soon as possible. Best wishes with Love,Yours sincerely,
Helena
Oh right, the pictures! (Unfortunately this was the size they came in!)
Title: Re: I'm going into business!
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on March 09, 2009, 07:37:50 PM
LOL. I didn't know those people would actually reply back to you. You should tell her you are actually gay and her pictures repulse you.
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Post by: ThePerm on March 09, 2009, 08:18:36 PM
lol, i rememberi almost got lured in, but i felt something wasn't right. After the second e-mail i didn't communicate back. At the tiem i didn't have a bank account to begin with.
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Post by: Plugabugz on March 09, 2009, 08:33:23 PM
One of the executive producers of stargate atlantis replies to these emails under the name of Aloysius P Hazzencockle. Incredibly funny stuff.
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Post by: nickmitch on March 09, 2009, 08:49:35 PM
You should ask for topless pics, you know to prove trustworthiness. Also, PM them to me to make sure they're authentic.
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Post by: ThePerm on March 09, 2009, 09:01:32 PM
lol
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Post by: bustin98 on March 09, 2009, 09:40:21 PM
Nickmitch will test their 'spankability'. If he hear's Tarzan yell he knows they are from Africa.
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Post by: RABicle on March 09, 2009, 10:59:41 PM
Explain to her that because of Drunk Driving problems in Australia you're issued with either a Driving or a Drinking licence and that you're a designated drinker. (We'll forge something)
Maybe also mention that in Australia all you need for a bank deposit is teh Account, BSB and Name. Or hey, setup a new, empty bank account.
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Post by: Dasmos on March 09, 2009, 11:23:21 PM
lol Drinking Licence. I was thinking of sending a sexy nekkid picture back as well or maybe a fat guy or something.
Also I added one of the photos twice! This will not do, here is the last photo: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/jackaman/MYPICTURE3.jpg)
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Post by: GoldenPhoenix on March 10, 2009, 12:00:04 AM
damn i don't remember that lol post! someone hijack my ****?
drunk posting.
Title: Re: I'm going into business!
Post by: Dasmos on March 12, 2009, 10:13:09 AM
Uh oh! I need to reply, with both my heart and mind.
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Dearest
i sent you a mail regarding my proposal but you have refuse to reply back why. please i need your help right away. i want you to assite me with all your heart and mind. i also send you my pictures to enable you belive me.
i wait for your reply.
Helena
Title: Re: I'm going into business!
Post by: vudu on March 12, 2009, 01:31:25 PM
Uh oh! I need to reply, with both my heart and mind.
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Dearest
i sent you a mail regarding my proposal but you have refuse to reply back why. please i need your help right away. i want you to assite me with all your heart and mind. i also send you my pictures to enable you belive me.
