apparently she bit his tongue and wouldnt let go. So, he had to beat her off. I think he came out worse then she did. I wonder if he used a shamwow to clean himself up.
Title: Re: Slap Chop
Post by: nickmitch on March 28, 2009, 06:43:28 PM
Let's see Billie Mays do that!
Title: Re: Slap Chop
Post by: BranDonk Kong on March 30, 2009, 01:08:20 PM
Hey Perm, I think we (including myself) never noticed the 2 different hair lengths of the hooker in those pictures - they're old mug shots. Here are some pictures of her after the beating. (http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/2009/03/the-shamwow-guy-beat-up-a-hooker/)
Title: Re: Slap Chop
Post by: vudu on March 30, 2009, 01:32:25 PM
This is NWR, not TMZ.
Title: Re: Slap Chop
Post by: ThePerm on March 30, 2009, 02:09:10 PM
hmm her eyes don't look like a natural beating, looks like fake eye makeup, the insides of her eyes are all red though
Title: Re: Slap Chop
Post by: Stogi on March 30, 2009, 04:10:36 PM
and you would know, right perm?
Perm confirmed as NWR's stalker/serial killer.
Title: Re: Slap Chop
Post by: ThePerm on March 30, 2009, 04:20:48 PM
i've had my ass beat a few times
theres a different picture on tmz http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/03/0330_sham_wow_mugshot3.jpg
and she sort of looks like Miyamoto http://www.igniq.com/images/shigeru_miyamoto_060605.jpg
Title: Re: Slap Chop
Post by: Stogi on March 30, 2009, 07:06:32 PM
HOLY **** YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT!
Title: Re: Slap Chop
Post by: ThePerm on March 30, 2009, 11:13:36 PM
see i don't post my picture all the time, there has to be a reason. Actually that's Zombie makeup. That's how i know her beating looks fake-ish.
Title: Re: Slap Chop
Post by: BranDonk Kong on March 30, 2009, 11:17:24 PM
Just remember, never kiss a hooker.
Title: Re: Slap Chop
Post by: ThePerm on March 31, 2009, 12:26:35 AM
yeah, why was he kissing the hooker anyways? You don't kiss hookers! Everyone knows that...except Vince Schlomi i guess. Its funny the shamwow guy gets brought up, and then i'm like beats the **** out of willie mays. Then afterwords he beats the **** out of someone.
Title: Re: Slap Chop
Post by: Stogi on March 31, 2009, 12:25:39 PM
Dude I wasn't talking about your make up. I was talking about you comparing MIYAMOTO TO A BEAT UP HOOKER!!!!
That's real fucked up and if you weren't such a friend to the forums I would have recommended the ban HAMMER!
Title: Re: Slap Chop
Post by: ThePerm on March 31, 2009, 07:06:48 PM
didn't Miyamoto live in New York for a while? About 20 something years ago?
Title: Re: Slap Chop
Post by: ThePerm on April 11, 2009, 08:39:48 PM
his accent is completely different in the slap chop and the ShamWow....it almost sounds like he's been dubbed in the slap chop, other than his pace being really weird.
Title: Re: Slap Chop
Post by: D_Average on April 13, 2009, 12:53:10 PM
For some reason, a church thought it would be a great idea to borrow the message (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dpqi56EWnQ8&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Funreasonablefaith.com%2F&feature=player_embedded).
Title: Re: Slap Chop
Post by: ThePerm on April 13, 2009, 06:41:35 PM
lol
Title: Re: Slap Chop
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on May 07, 2009, 06:01:52 PM
I wasn't sure what thread to put this in cause I had a few choices... and it would fit more than one perfectly :D
