No. Nothing applies since you've already seen her naked.
not all true. you have to make sure you use protection more than ever!
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Post by: Maverick on January 26, 2009, 01:37:49 PM
Double wrap?
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Post by: EasyCure on January 26, 2009, 02:21:52 PM
No, that leads to more breaks.
Title: Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 26, 2009, 02:36:31 PM
triple wrap?
....no, condom w/ a ball protector & lube. don't forget the lube. & don't forget to video tape, but make sure you leave your wallet in the car, DO.NOT.BRING.CASH.
fake edit: Oh & bring a collapse-able brass pole. You gonna want a private performance right...?
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Post by: Maverick on January 26, 2009, 02:41:34 PM
Taking notes...
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Post by: Stogi on January 26, 2009, 03:01:17 PM
NEVER take her to your place.
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Post by: GoldenPhoenix on January 26, 2009, 03:03:00 PM
Abstinence
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Post by: vudu on January 26, 2009, 03:23:02 PM
Thank you. I think I'm following Black N' Mild's advice on this one, as he seems to have actually had some experience here. My plan of action is to keep casual contact. I will wait it out for a few days at least so as not to make her think I'm a desperate psycho stalker. I also plan to infiltrate her group of stripper friends as today I found out that one of my co-workers used to be a local strip club waitress, and knows many of the girls. I have also begun hitting on this co-worker.
Title: Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
Post by: ShyGuy on January 27, 2009, 11:33:51 AM
What does that phrase mean? Is it pimpin' pimpin' as in adjective noun? or verb noun? or is it just two words together for emphasis, like Pizza Pizza?
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Post by: Stogi on January 27, 2009, 12:16:02 PM
It's Pimpin, Pimpin. Noun noun.
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Post by: ShyGuy on January 27, 2009, 12:57:16 PM
That's just bad grammar.
Title: Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 27, 2009, 01:23:42 PM
More like verb, noun.
Find out when her nite off is & goto her house, not yours.
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Post by: Stogi on January 27, 2009, 01:39:01 PM
No no no. It's noun noun.
It's football, coach. See. That's the same sentence structure.
Title: Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on January 27, 2009, 02:11:44 PM
I could see it either way
It's cookin', Chef.
My example doesn't sound as good as yours, but you get my point.
Title: Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
Post by: ShyGuy on January 27, 2009, 02:27:08 PM
It (pronoun subject) is (linking verb) [contraction] pimpin' (gerund) COMMA pimpin' (noun of address) [proper noun?] PERIOD
I think that is right.
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Post by: GoldenPhoenix on January 27, 2009, 02:43:02 PM
How do you make sure she doesn't have VD? What a puzzling comment. Your not trying to make her your girlfriend?
You don't make strippers your girlfriend. Why? Because BIFFs can go over to their place of business and request a freebie. Would you want your girlfriend to give a creep like me a freebie? They don't call me Mr. Wiggles for nothing! ;)
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Post by: Maverick on January 29, 2009, 04:06:49 PM
BIFFs can go over to their place of business and request a freebie.
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Post by: nickmitch on January 29, 2009, 04:41:08 PM
Be careful, you can catch herpes even when she's between outbreaks. I heard that from a doctor. . .a doctor on T.V.
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Post by: Stogi on January 29, 2009, 05:06:44 PM
Dude, all I'm saying is, she probably has some sort of VD. You should just assume she does and move past it. The only time it's acceptable to **** a girl with out a condom is when she is your girlfriend and your force feeding her pills. Any other time, you shouldn't ever mess around with a girl unless you have multiple condoms.
Now if your worried about STD's and forplay, that's fine. Don't eat her out and your good.
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Post by: vudu on January 29, 2009, 05:38:33 PM
What's the status Maverick? Can you share any non-incriminating pics of this woman?
Talked to her again today on the phone for a little while on her way to work. Said she'd call me when she got off, so we'll see if that happens. Where do strippers like to hang out when they're not selling their bodies?
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Post by: EasyCure on January 30, 2009, 08:57:02 AM
What's the status Maverick? Can you share any non-incriminating pics of this woman?
Talked to her again today on the phone for a little while on her way to work. Said she'd call me when she got off, so we'll see if that happens. Where do strippers like to hang out when they're not selling their bodies?
Their dads house, trying to win his love.
Title: Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
Post by: Stogi on January 30, 2009, 09:31:57 AM
You should go to her place. She how she's living.
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Post by: EasyCure on January 30, 2009, 10:59:55 AM
Title: Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
Post by: Maverick on January 30, 2009, 03:35:25 PM
Girl's gotta make a living.
Title: Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
Post by: EasyCure on January 30, 2009, 03:40:16 PM
"she works haaaaaaaaard for the money.."
Title: Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
Post by: Stogi on January 30, 2009, 03:52:55 PM
What did you say to her? Your not going to the gym with her are you?
Title: Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
Post by: Maverick on January 30, 2009, 03:56:39 PM
You really don't want me to see this chick, do you Stogi?
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Post by: Stogi on January 30, 2009, 04:02:55 PM
What?! Where in the hell did you get that idea?
I don't want you to become that girls bitch, that's all.
Seriously, my brother....and this isn't bullshit, has fucked SEVERAL strippers. In fact, he's had strippers PAY him. No bullshit. It's hilarious. He actually made money the last time he went to a strip club.
I'm just trying to help you get through your first one by telling you how he acted and responded to those girls.
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Post by: GoldenPhoenix on January 30, 2009, 04:06:09 PM
Yeah it is better to dominate her with your maleness. ::rolls eyes::
Going someplace she wants to go is SOOOO bad.
Honestly, I'm surprised you even try anymore. ;)
Giving up is for stoopid peoples. :P
Besides I think a Gym is fine to do a first "date" maybe it isn't the most romantic but it is a public place with various things to do and get to know each other. And just think, maybe next time she can go where Maverick wants to go! What a concept.
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Post by: Maverick on January 30, 2009, 04:12:59 PM
Oh, okay. I just got the wrong vibe from your responses initially. Thanks for lookin' out. It's not like she asked me to pay for her way in to the gym or anything, though. If that happens I'll turn right around.
Thanks for the support GP.
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Post by: Stogi on January 30, 2009, 04:17:56 PM
Yeah it is better to dominate her with your maleness. ::rolls eyes::
Going someplace she wants to go is SOOOO bad.
Honestly, I'm surprised you even try anymore. ;)
Giving up is for stoopid peoples. :P
Besides I think a Gym is fine to do a first "date" maybe it isn't the most romantic but it is a public place with various things to do and get to know each other. And just think, maybe next time she can go where Maverick wants to go! What a concept.
WTF have I been saying this entire thread. YOU DON"T DATE STRIPPERS. You are not and will never be her boyfriend.
Oh, okay. I just got the wrong vibe from your responses initially. Thanks for lookin' out. It's not like she asked me to pay for her way in to the gym or anything, though. If that happens I'll turn right around.
Thanks for the support GP.
No problem, I just hope you have a certain mentality about you. No matter how good she looks, you can't keep her around. You can't talk to her everyday. And you most certainly can't let her trust you.
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Post by: GoldenPhoenix on January 30, 2009, 04:22:33 PM
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But seriously, GP, I don't know how you operate but in the real world women like men, not insecure little boys.
I think someone needs a time machine to go back to 1950. Talk about a subjective, and frankly offensive label. Not only that but I find your nasty attitude regarding strippers to be even more offensive. Yeah I don't agree with it but they are people too, and like anyone they have different personalities, dreams, and more. Some even hate doing it but do it to make ends meet, so please stop with the insults and pseudo-machoism.
Title: Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
Post by: Stogi on January 30, 2009, 04:26:34 PM
I just tell it like it is.
Title: Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
Post by: nickmitch on January 30, 2009, 06:01:13 PM
This thread is getting good.
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Post by: EasyCure on January 31, 2009, 12:04:38 AM
but is it instantrimshot.com (http://instantrimshot.com) good?
Title: Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
Post by: Maverick on January 31, 2009, 02:33:05 AM
No but it's Instant Crickets (http://www.instantcrickets.com) good.
Title: Re: It's Pimpin' Pimpin'
Post by: nickmitch on January 31, 2009, 07:59:44 PM
I have to find some kind of way to work that in to social interactions.
