Community Forums => General Chat => Topic started by: EasyCure on December 01, 2008, 10:39:12 AM
Title: My Story Time Thread
Post by: EasyCure on December 01, 2008, 10:39:12 AM
You all suck when I'm drunk.
ok not really, i heart you all
EDIT:
changed the title thread once again. I don't want this thread going to waste so I'll post here all my ridiculous stories, all 100% true.
Oh, and i wasn't drunk earlier.
Title: Re: EDIT: Nevermind thread
Post by: NWR_pap64 on December 01, 2008, 03:38:38 PM
Um, what?
Title: Re: EDIT: Nevermind thread
Post by: Khushrenada on December 01, 2008, 03:39:41 PM
Nevermind threads are the best threads. Especially when I know what the thread was before it was a Nevermind Thread.
So, since this thread is lacking a purpose due to neglect by its parent I will become the foster parent of this thread. This thread is about bashing Easycure because he clearly doesn't know how to use the internet and because for all his talk about sex he actually doesn't have a clue about it.
Title: Re: EDIT: Nevermind thread
Post by: NWR_pap64 on December 01, 2008, 03:47:02 PM
Actually, I knew what the thread was about. I was just wondering why it was changed.
Title: Re: EDIT: Nevermind thread
Post by: EasyCure on December 01, 2008, 04:13:48 PM
Nevermind threads are the best threads. Especially when I know what the thread was before it was a Nevermind Thread.
So, since this thread is lacking a purpose due to neglect by its parent I will become the foster parent of this thread. This thread is about bashing Easycure because he clearly doesn't know how to use the internet and because for all his talk about sex he actually doesn't have a clue about it.
Thats right folks, its that time again. You might remember last years secret santa gift exchange, well its back now and I want input from anyone interested in joining in.
Last years went off almost without a hitch, I believe some region issues came up and maybe a couple of gifts were recieved late, but nothing discouraging enough to keep us from doing this again. Now, obviously this is the sign-up thread so all those interested in participating please do so, but before you do please be sure to read the rules! Also, I will gladly take any and all feedback into consideration. If you participated last year, tell me what worked and what didn't so that this year can go even smoother. I'm all ears!
Now for the rules!
1. Please only post in this thread if you're signing up, or at the very least include some form of saying you're in or out in bold to make participants easy to track.
2. If you sign-up to give a gift, you MUST GIVE A GIFT. My biggest fear last year was a lot of outsiders joining the forums to sign up for this thread just to recieve gifts, but never gift others. Please don't do this to your fellow forum goers.
3. In your sign-up post, please include the following:
- Your Wii Friend Code - Your Wii's Region (ie US/Canada/Euro/Aus) - A small wish list of games you'd like, from any system
We'll keep it in this simple format, borrowed from last year. Speaking of last year, you can use the link supplied above to find your friend code if you're too lazy to turn on your wii, or you can check out The Real Friend Code List although there are of course some new members not included on that list.
I think thats all for this post, all the main rules are there so start signing up. I'll announce a cut off date for sign-ups in another post (its still early, the month just started!) so you have plenty of time to spread the word among the forums; i know not every one might come across this thread (like Iansane). Remember, if you got suggestions, i wanna hear 'em!
As mentioned last year: This is not to be derailed into a religious discussion. This is a gift exchange only so if you feel like giving a gift, please do so. There is no barrier of faith or personal beliefs being imposed here so there is no need to discuss it. Such topics are against forum rules any how so ha!
Edit: Almost forgot to mention, unlike last year I will personally be hosting this event since I have easier access to the forums now with my nifty new phone. Feel free to PM me about anything if you wish not to discuss it in the thread.
I would actually like to to another Secret Santa this year. The one last year was loads of fun. ;)
My personal preference would be to increase the suggested gift amount to $15 (+/- ~$1). That would allow a lot of combination possibilities. However, it might be too rich for some of the younger/poorer forum goers.
Title: Re: EDIT: Nevermind thread
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on December 01, 2008, 04:32:09 PM
Everyone just gift each other Urban Champion in one big VC circle-jerk.
Title: Re: EDIT: Nevermind thread
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 01, 2008, 04:36:01 PM
You can't pretend this didn't happen that easily! ;D Although, I must know, why were you drunk at 11:40 AM?
I would actually like to to another Secret Santa this year. The one last year was loads of fun. ;)
My personal preference would be to increase the suggested gift amount to $15 (+/- ~$1). That would allow a lot of combination possibilities. However, it might be too rich for some of the younger/poorer forum goers.
The Economy man, think about the economy!!!
Title: Re: EDIT: Nevermind thread
Post by: vudu on December 01, 2008, 04:41:10 PM
Obama man, think about Obama!!!
Title: Re: EDIT: Nevermind thread
Post by: Khushrenada on December 01, 2008, 04:44:08 PM
I don't have a sister. I have a brother. You want him to vouche for you becuase I doubt he would. Just shows that you're still clueless. You don't know a man from a woman.
Title: Re: EDIT: Nevermind thread
Post by: EasyCure on December 01, 2008, 06:22:34 PM
a rearend's a rearend when you're as messed up as me..
Title: Re: EDIT: Nevermind thread
Post by: Stogi on December 01, 2008, 07:10:07 PM
Gross.
I second the Secret Santa.
Title: Re: EDIT: Nevermind thread
Post by: EasyCure on December 01, 2008, 08:01:34 PM
This one time i was waiting for the bus to work on a hot summer day. The nearest bus stop was near some sort of rehab center, and i didn't know it was one till later which made me realize why i have so many stories from just standing in front of it... anyway, this one is one of my favorites. So yeah, i'm just sitting there waiting for the bus drinking a nice cold bottle of water. I notice from the corner of my eye that this old woman was staring at me the whole time while she smoked.. From the corner of my eye i saw her mouth moving, clearly she was talking to me. God knows how long she was trying to talk to me, since i was listening to music.. i actually thought about ignoring her because i always get stuck talking to weirdos around there but i felt bad cuz she was soooo oolllddd!.
I pull down one of my headphones and listen to what she has to say. All she wanted was some water. I apologize to her, because i didnt have another bottle to give her but she said she had her own bottle and asked so kindly to just pour some into her bottle. Since that was the case, i went ahead with her request and poured some in. I actually gave her a good half of my water, and she chugs it down in like one gulp! She lets out a sigh of relief and quenched thirst, wipes her mouth and thanks me. I say she's welcome and go back to listening to my music. Before i get the earphone back in though, she leans over and whispers something that sounded so creepy at first...
"hey, i know how to thank you.."
Disgusted, i slowly turned to her to deny whatever the hell she was gonna offer me. Turns out she wasnt offering me THAT, she was actually offering me some of her weed. I still turned it down though, since i dont smoke. Luckily the bus came at just that moment so it made it less awkward. I never saw that old lady at the bus stop again... it was as if she was some sort of weed angel.
Title: Re: My Story Time Thread
Post by: Stogi on December 01, 2008, 08:12:20 PM
LOL
She must of had some pretty bad cotton mouth.
Title: Re: My Story Time Thread
Post by: EasyCure on December 01, 2008, 08:24:20 PM
i knew you'd like that story.
Title: Re: My Story Time Thread
Post by: Stogi on December 01, 2008, 09:00:59 PM
What? Just because weed was involved? Am I really that two dimensional of a character?
Title: Re: My Story Time Thread
Post by: EasyCure on December 01, 2008, 09:23:38 PM
On here, kinda. In person you might be a great guy but i cant tell ;)
At that same bus stop i once sat next to a homeless man. I didnt know he was homeless cuz... well i'm just so used to older, smelly people hanging out around that place. Similar situation too, i was waiting for the bus listening to music. I noticed he was talking and wasnt sure if he was talking to me, so i lowered the volume so that if in case he wasnt talking to me i didnt accidentaly engage him in conversation. I heard something like "you're a good kid" so i thought "****, he is talking to me... here we go" and lowered my headphones.
He wasnt really talking to me, he was ramblin because he's an old homeless man. He kept going on and on saying "you know you're a good kid. I'm not afraid of you. Some of these kids.. they're bad kids! All i wanna do is go to sleep but i'm afraid!! These kids and they come and they kick me and i'm just trying to fucking sleep! I aint do nothign to them! but you're a good kid, i'm not afraid of you"
super awkward. I excused myself and went to check the bus schedule to see why the **** my bus wasnt there yet. He stopped talking.. for a bit, but started up again rambling on more and more. I tried to stay there and ignore it but it was too hot, so i went back to where i was sitting in the shade. He rambled on and on about the same thing. At one point a police car pulled up to a red light across the street and he starts shouting at it "what?! i aint doing nothing, i'm not bothering nobody! I'm just trying to talk to the kid! i aint do ****!" and he said this all while hiding some bottle i didnt even notice he had.
I was getting afraid but luckily.. the bus came. Man i'm glad i dont take the bus anymore.
Title: Re: My Story Time Thread
Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on December 01, 2008, 09:45:50 PM
Those are the exact reasons that I don't take public transportation any more.
well...maybe not those exact reasons, but I think you get my drift.
Title: Re: My Story Time Thread
Post by: Stogi on December 01, 2008, 09:50:12 PM
On here, kinda. In person you might be a great guy but i cant tell ;)
Sorry buddy. I guess that's your loss.
Title: Re: My Story Time Thread
Post by: EasyCure on December 01, 2008, 09:55:45 PM
That doesn't mean i don't have stories from things I've seen from the car, or things I've seen in other cars for that matter...
Here's a quicky. A friend was driving a couple of us down to the city to hit up some club. We were packed into his SUV (there was a lot of us) and luckily i had the window seat. We were all being silly and stupid on the car to gear up for the good time we were gonna have, and at one point i noticed a cab next to us with a couple in the back.
The women had her arms wrapped around the guy she was with in the back seat. I jokingly yelled out 'OOH THEY'RE GONNA DO IT!" to see how many of the guys would break they're necks to look. All of them did, then turned around disappointed. A second later i see this same women straddle the guy in the back of the cab while we're still moving and yell out again. This time everyone jumps to the window and one friend even tried to take a picture but the cab was moving faster than us, so all we got was a blurry shot of this hot chick on top of some lucky dude. Oh well.
I heard something like "you're a good kid" so i thought "****, he is talking to me... here we go" and lowered my headphones.
He wasnt really talking to me, he was ramblin because he's an old homeless man. He kept going on and on saying "you know you're a good kid. I'm not afraid of you. Some of these kids.. they're bad kids! All i wanna do is go to sleep but i'm afraid!! These kids and they come and they kick me and i'm just trying to fucking sleep! I aint do nothign to them! but you're a good kid, i'm not afraid of you"
You should have kicked him. That would have gotten him to shut up.
Title: Re: My Story Time Thread
Post by: EasyCure on December 01, 2008, 11:16:53 PM
I dont know how you roll in IL but in NY you just dont kick people, not unless they touch you.
Title: Re: My Story Time Thread
Post by: Spak-Spang on December 02, 2008, 02:09:08 PM
Ok, the Secret Santa is a go. I say we create a new thread that people can ACTUALLY know what is going on and see what happens.
Title: Re: My Story Time Thread
Post by: vudu on December 02, 2008, 02:12:41 PM
The bad kids in NY kick people. I heard it from a homeless man. ;)
Title: Re: My Story Time Thread
Post by: EasyCure on December 02, 2008, 03:29:57 PM
Ok, the Secret Santa is a go. I say we create a new thread that people can ACTUALLY know what is going on and see what happens.
I did. (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=26798.0) i think the recession is scaring people away from signing up.
I'm going to continue this thread with my stories. Heres a quicky that just happened today:
I was cleaning out my inbox at work and had a couple of invoices to throw out. I'm too lazy to walk out of my little office space to the shredder (i think i was just BSing on here lol) so i'm just ripping **** up by hands, its not big deal just private customer information ;)
My garbage pale was further then it normally is so i had to bend back in my chair a lil to toss my shredded papers in, and as i'm doing this some old guy comes in.. He walks past my counter to the one right next to mine and as i'm slightly bent over he makes a farting noise with his mouth..
I'll be honest and say i didnt see him mouth the noise, but he was the only person who could of done it. He was pretty old too, and some of these people are all shakey and sometimes let out their own gases so maybe it wasnt a noise from his mouth and maybe he let one out, but i just think its funnier that this old guy tried to play me by making that noise as i'm bent over. Classic.
Title: Re: My Story Time Thread
Post by: Stogi on December 02, 2008, 03:41:11 PM
Can you stop saying quicky. It's making me uncomfortable.
Title: Re: My Story Time Thread
Post by: EasyCure on December 02, 2008, 09:00:27 PM
Can you stop saying quicky. It's making me uncomfortable.
No. Its ironic cuz being a natural story teller, none of my short stories are ever really quikys
Title: Re: My Story Time Thread
Post by: Stogi on December 03, 2008, 05:22:37 PM
Here's a quicky:
I was visiting my uncle in florida (west palm beach) and we went to a thrift shop to get some snacks, sodas, and what not. As we approach the register, this crazy Tyrone Biggums looking motherfucker stumbles in the front door with a pistol in tow and starts robbing the joint. My uncle, who doesn't put up with ****, yells at the crackhead for disrespecting him in front of his nephew (me) then continued to slap him repeatedly in the face. The crackhead, confused, began tripping over his shoelaces screamiing "This niggas crazy! He's crazy! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" My uncle then literally slaps him so hard that he flopped on the floor.
We all laughed while he ran out the store and the dude behind the counter hooked it up by not charging us a dime.
Title: Re: My Story Time Thread
Post by: EasyCure on December 04, 2008, 11:19:23 AM
LOL thats awesome, your stories almost always seem to involve either sex or violence!
PS. Nice avatar, i miss the Boondocks reppin' in your avatar.
I have so many stories, but i can't think of many at the moment... When I decided to change this thread from random nothingness, I had hoped to write a story at least once a day but that already hasn't worked. I think I'll make up for it one with one of my favorite stories, and its a long one too so here it is:
After high school a friend of my brothers got me a job at a Hot Topic in my local mall. I took it cuz it was my first job, I didn't have to dress up or dye my hair back to normal (at the time I had some red dye in there) and on top of it all, mall-ass. Most of the people I ended up working with were pretty cool, lotsa cute girls too. The hottest one by far was Denise, she was stunning... but I'm not gonna go off on a tangent here. The reason I brought her up specificaly is because as hot and cool as she was, I'll never forgive her for the hell she put me thru on my first holiday there, and even if you never had to work a crappy retail job I'm sure you know holiday time sucks in those places.
Like I said, its around xmas time and of course the malls are packed, moreso than usual. I still felt like the new guy there cuz it was my first job, so I always tried to bust my ass helping people because I wanted to impress the bosses and not get let go after the season was over. So one day Denise and I are 'zoned' in the back of the store and every now and again one of us would get stuck on fitting room duty; Basically we just had to make sure it was 1 person at a time in there, no more than X amount of items, etc. Everyone in the store hated it because the fitting room was this tiny room that trapped any foul smells given off by our dirty ass customers and its doesn't have a door, just a mesely curtain that sometimes lets you see a lil more than you want to (and if you're lucky alot more than you should be allowed ;)). My story falls more in line with the former situation though :(
This one customer comes in, she's this older woman (i'd say late 30s) and she has a shaved head and this giant wart or mole dead center between her eyebrows (it looked like a horn!) and at first she was just wandering around not bothering anyone. Then she walks into my section in the back of the store... *sigh* She wants me to take down some dresses that are high up on the wall, but of course she had to be difficult. "No, the other dress, behind that one!" My arms are getting tired from holding a ton of dressed up by this tiny lightweight pole before she decides she doesn't like the way it looks and wants me to grab another item, also high up and also behind another item.
Her breathe smelled like milk gone bad, and I had to endure it because she latched on to me for helping her. Eventually she finds some ridiculous outfit* and wants to try it all on. Enter Denise who is covering the fitting room. Denise lets her in and has to hold on to the excess appearel while I go in the back and take a breather because this lady was just SO stressful. Denise comes in and complains about how bad she smells and we just laugh about it and go back out. Now this women pops her bald head out of the fitting room and asks us if she could get some help zipping up the back of a dress. Obviously this is Denise' territory so I go back to my work.
"MA'M YOU HAVE TO PUT THE DRESS ON BEFORE I CAN ZIP IT UP!" Thats what I heard Denise scream as she runs out of the fitting room and runs in to the back room. I go after her and she tells me how this women was just standing there in her granny panties (and bra obviously) and how there were odd stains on her underwear, and certain body hair was ot of control... you can only imagine how traumatic this was for her. I lead the way back out when that crazy women pops her head out and says "uhm..boy..uhm... can you have girl come back her to help me??" Denise now doesn't wanna come out. I tell the women someone will be right with her, and i try to pull Denise out with no luck, she was all slippery (not sure why..), and the bitch literally gets on her knees and crawls passed me hiding behind the store fixtures to run to the front and ditch me.
Now Im stuck... The crazy women, who by the way had this really drawn out way of speaking and sounded kinda mentally retarded, now wants me to zip up her dress since no one else can. Her back was just..disgusting, tons of acne (bacne if you will) and just.. it was just disgusting, i'll leave it at that. I ended up helping this women for about an hour while she looked for more weird outfits and make small talk with me. At one point she mentions the reason she wants to pick out a nice outfit is that she's gonna surprise someone, a date perhaps, at a bar later. She also mentions how she's a stripper... It's hard to believe because she was disgusting, but it was also physicaly hard to believe because it made you ill picturing her (poor Denise got an eyeful).
At one point i escape to the front of the store where Denise migrated, her and our manager were just laughing at me for being stuck with her. I beg her to go back and help but she in turn begs the boss to go on break. She has her way and leaves, bitch... (still love her though, and that ass..).
For the next half hour i continue to help this woman out, when Denise comes back and says "hey theres a group of retards on like a feild trip or something, maybe she escaped from the group?" I know it sounds mean but you had to get a look at this women... she would of easily blended in that group. Cutting to the end now, this women ends up spending about $400 so on a few outfits and accessories, but she wasn't done tormenting me yet. She wanted to walk out in one of her outfits so i had to help her in the fitting room again. Luckily it wasn't so bad this time, i didnt have to zip any dresses up.. but I did have to help her get these boots on and jesus christ did her feet stiiiink. My god.
After she finally walked out i breathed a sigh of relief, Denise gave me a hug for putting up with her and my boss mentioned that when she came to the register to pay, she had a huge roll of bills" and it made me think maybe there was some truth to the stripper thing.. which disturbed me beyond belief.
Before I end this post, I just want you to picture what this women looked like because you really need to get the image in your head to appreciate how bizarre this incident was. I want you to picture this guy (http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a22/spikes_dark_goddess_drusilla/Saw%201%20and%202/zephindle.jpg) with no hair, a giant wart in between his eyebrows wearing a baby blue sweater, a black and (dark) purple lace mini-skirt, ankle-length goth boots with straps and steel rings, pink and white striped socks with li'l designs like hearts or something (that went up higher on her legs than the boots..) and an assortment of other accesories like fishnet gloves and odd necklaces and chokers.
wtf?
Title: Re: My Story Time Thread
Post by: BeautifulShy on December 04, 2008, 11:46:27 AM
Wow! That is a scary story.I feel sad for Denise when she was in the dressing room with her. I don't know how I would have handled the situation that you were in. How much did you get paid?
Title: Re: My Story Time Thread
Post by: EasyCure on December 04, 2008, 11:57:59 AM
At the time, whatever minimum wage was in NY (i think like $7.50) and NO COMMITION so i didn't make any extra money on helping that crazy women pick out $400 worth of merch.
Title: Re: My Story Time Thread
Post by: Stogi on December 04, 2008, 03:22:15 PM
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LOL thats awesome, your stories almost always seem to involve either sex or violence!
No! That's not true! They sometimes involve drugs too! :P
That's a fucked up story. I hope you made Denise realize how big of a favor that was, especially being new. So big a favor that, at some point, you will ask her to reciprocate. ;)
Title: Re: My Story Time Thread
Post by: EasyCure on December 04, 2008, 04:40:13 PM
LOL thats awesome, your stories almost always seem to involve either sex or violence!
No! That's not true! They sometimes involve drugs too! :P
That's a fucked up story. I hope you made Denise realize how big of a favor that was, especially being new. So big a favor that, at some point, you will ask her to reciprocate. ;)
I would have if i never met her boyfriend. He was twice my size, and it was all in muscles :(
Title: Re: My Story Time Thread
Post by: Stogi on December 04, 2008, 06:55:01 PM
hehe....that wouldn't have deterred me. A boyfriend is just someone she hasn't cheated on or broken up with. :)
relax GP, I'm just kidding
Title: Re: My Story Time Thread
Post by: EasyCure on December 04, 2008, 07:22:16 PM
LOL! Relax i dont think she's reading in my thread
Title: Re: My Story Time Thread
Post by: EasyCure on December 08, 2008, 10:24:17 PM
today at work i was helping some elderly man with a few questions he had, and he asked my name to thank me properly. He also added a little extra that I thought was nice in a creepy way...
"Whats your name sir? Mike? Thanks you very much, Mike, for all your help"
*leans over my counter slightly to get closer*
"You have a pleasant voice..."
*awkward laughs from me*
Title: Re: My Story Time Thread
Post by: EasyCure on December 15, 2008, 10:31:14 PM
So i woke up with a stye on Sunday and it got worse today, so of course everyone at work gave me **** for it. At one point this girl and guy were talking about their home remedies for it, putting a warm tea bag over it. The guy, Jorge, suggested i do it right now and asked if he should go get me one. I declined saying i'd look even weirder than i already do in front of our customers, but he kept insisting. I kept saying no and then he gives me this dead serious look and says in a just as serious tone:
"Bro.. do you want me to tea bag you myself cuz i'll do it?"
A smirk breaks upon his face, he laughs, i laugh, the girl laughs... our boss who was standing there the whole time doing some paperwork shook his head. Awesome day at work.
Title: Re: My Story Time Thread
Post by: Stogi on December 22, 2008, 05:40:54 PM
I hope that story doesn't come back to haunt you!
There's been some interesting stories to happen to me of late, but it would take way too much time to set it up. Maybe when I'm in the mood, I'll post something.
Title: Re: My Story Time Thread
Post by: EasyCure on December 22, 2008, 07:48:35 PM
Well I think I'm getting another stye so yes, the tea bag offer might come back to haunt me... *sigh*
