Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: Mario on November 14, 2008, 12:17:28 AM
Title: Should I do a crap now
Post by: Mario on November 14, 2008, 12:17:28 AM
Or wait for it to build up a bit more and hopefully save a future trip? You guys know best about my eating and ****ting habits, help me.
Title: Re: Should I do a crap now
Post by: nickmitch on November 14, 2008, 12:36:31 AM
Depends, got any RPGs you're backed up on?
Title: Re: Should I do a crap now
Post by: EasyCure on November 14, 2008, 09:42:39 AM
"backed up" lol I get it!
Title: Re: Should I do a crap now
Post by: nickmitch on November 14, 2008, 10:38:47 AM
Fact, the last time I was constipated, I beat The World Ends With You.
Title: Re: Should I do a crap now
Post by: EasyCure on November 14, 2008, 10:52:09 AM
I try to play it on the toilet every time i know i'll be in there for a while, but its always one of those emergency situations where i run in to the bathroom without time to grab my DS. I should have it charged and ready for thanks giving night..
Title: Re: Should I do a crap now
Post by: Bill Aurion on November 14, 2008, 12:50:14 PM
Hahaha, what? Do your bowel movements sneak up on your or something? Generally you should be able to tell when you will need to go soon... ='D
I can just imagine you out on the highway...
"Doot doo doo, what a beautiful daaa...*GURGLE* OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT" *swerves over two lanes, crashes into the railing, jumps out of the car and into the woods*
Title: Re: Should I do a crap now
Post by: EasyCure on November 14, 2008, 01:26:59 PM
Hahaha, what? Do your bowel movements sneak up on your or something? Generally you should be able to tell when you will need to go soon... ='D
I can just imagine you out on the highway...
"Doot doo doo, what a beautiful daaa...*GURGLE* OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT" *swerves over two lanes, crashes into the railing, jumps out of the car and into the woods*
No but a situation like that almost happened.. on more than one occasion no less!
Actually i lied, sometimes they do surprise me, but its very rare. Basicaly it happens after eating something that didnt settle well in my stomach. It happened not that long ago actually, where i had a big chicken and pasta meal at a Fridays, went shopping with my gf and felt gassy, then as i was driving her home i felt a sharp pain in my stomach and knew i could take a dump right then in there. I rushed home and was lucky enough to find a close parking spot, run into my building and just my luck the fucking elevator was broken. Walked up to my 5th floor apartment worried i was gonna crap myself.
Other times its usually just me being stubborn and not wanting to go in the nearest public restroom because of the filthy conditions, so i hold it for as long as i can and that usually means racing home contemplating if i should pull over on the highway or not and just **** in the woods, but i never do (have pulled over and peed behind a dumpster a few times, but thats not as bad as a ****) and always end up with my pants down in the elevator or in front of my door (in preperation of course).
I just hate how your bowls just know you're close to a toilet and wanna mess with you. You feel that gurgle in your stomach and your hands get all shaky so you cant get the key in the door, then you finally make it in and it tries to come out before you even have your pants down! ****!
Title: Re: Should I do a crap now
Post by: Stogi on November 14, 2008, 01:49:21 PM
hahaha
Not being able to **** when you want is a terrible feeling. Its way worse than holding in a piss.
Title: Re: Should I do a crap now
Post by: nickmitch on November 14, 2008, 01:53:02 PM
I try to play it on the toilet every time i know i'll be in there for a while, but its always one of those emergency situations where i run in to the bathroom without time to grab my DS. I should have it charged and ready for thanks giving night..
One of the luxuries of having my dorm room (single, full bath) is that I can keep my DS in there for just that type of situation.
Title: Re: Should I do a crap now
Post by: EasyCure on November 14, 2008, 02:29:37 PM
i pretty much have my own bathroom but i still wouldnt keep my DS in there. I'd be too paranoid steam from showers would ruin it over time.
Title: Re: Should I do a crap now
Post by: Stogi on November 14, 2008, 02:31:55 PM
Psshh....Everyone knows it's all about the Game Gear in the bath tub.
Title: Re: Should I do a crap now
Post by: EasyCure on November 14, 2008, 02:41:48 PM
