Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: RABicle on July 01, 2008, 04:45:56 AM
Title: Limerick thread
Post by: RABicle on July 01, 2008, 04:45:56 AM
In a country once called Abyssinia The whole population has tinia With really sore feet And not much to eat The poor cunts get skinnier and skinnier.
Title: Re: Limerick thread
Post by: ThePerm on July 01, 2008, 09:33:54 PM
there once was a man from MacGrass his balls were made of fine brass when in stormy weather his balls clanged together and sparks flew out of his ass!
Title: Re: Limerick thread
Post by: ThePerm on July 05, 2008, 03:15:28 PM
There once was a thread in the forums with limericks talking about storms and nobody posted and it became toasted these forums are more like bore-ems.
Title: Re: Limerick thread
Post by: ThePerm on July 05, 2008, 08:18:54 PM
The once was a community on the net And let me make you this bet the traffic is slow on this site bout Nintendo I would rather be taking a Sh*t
Title: Re: Limerick thread
Post by: ThePerm on July 05, 2008, 08:26:38 PM
The once was a poster named Rabicle he posted a thread that was magical and theperm made some rhymes about the boringest times, but he'd rather have a broken clavicle
Title: Re: Limerick thread
Post by: ThePerm on July 05, 2008, 08:28:35 PM
there once was a poster named theperm who had a magical wurm sometimes he woud shake it when he was naked and out came magical sperm
WHALES
Title: Re: Limerick thread
Post by: vudu on July 05, 2008, 09:45:26 PM
There once was a company called Nintendo Its games lacked sexual innuendo Mario put up a fight But try as he might The princess made him keep it in his Speedo
Title: Re: Limerick thread
Post by: ThePerm on July 06, 2008, 02:21:41 PM
heres one i made up last night, it sounds like a limerick classic. beware, raunchy as limericks get
There once was a man named Boris who was master of pleasing clitoris When he would lick it the girl would yell "thats the ticket!" and sing a beautiful chorus
oh and a limerick i didn't write on the limericks often dirty nature
The limerick packs laughs anatomical In space that is quite economical, But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean, And the clean ones so seldom are comical.
wow, i jut checked out wikipedia and it turns out people with my surname are famous for their limericks. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dixon_Lanier_Merritt
Title: Re: Limerick thread
Post by: Dasmos on July 06, 2008, 11:58:04 PM
there once was a poster named themperm he sucked hard. the end.
Title: Re: Limerick thread
Post by: EasyCure on July 07, 2008, 01:09:13 PM
There once was a thread made of PHAIL but the haiku thread already set sail thePerm tried and he tried but his thread had died he's left sucking sperm of a WHALE
Title: Re: Limerick thread
Post by: ThePerm on February 20, 2009, 01:55:01 AM
there once was was a thread for haiku but came another one that was new where did the old one go the search engine had nothing to show for me to bump the old one through
