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Title: Haiku thread
Post by: RABicle on July 01, 2008, 04:37:55 AM

My tummy was unwell
So I did a massive ****
And now I feel fine

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: EasyCure on July 01, 2008, 01:41:07 PM

I can't say for sure
But didn't we have a thread
like this once before?

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: vudu on July 01, 2008, 01:59:44 PM

This was done before (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/forums/index.php?topic=15438.0)
RABicle can't count to five
"Tummy" counts as two

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: EasyCure on July 01, 2008, 05:59:09 PM

I fucking knew it
RABicle is so stupid
we should ban him now

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: Stogi on July 01, 2008, 06:41:24 PM

Nuts berries fruits
What do they have in common?
Everything jackass

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: nickmitch on July 01, 2008, 07:38:27 PM

Funhouse poetry
Is a long, lost art to some.
Unclebob posts bumps.

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: EasyCure on July 01, 2008, 07:47:19 PM

i don't get that joke
is it homosexual?
you should be banned too

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: nickmitch on July 01, 2008, 08:06:26 PM

Ban me if you wish!
No, wait! Seriously don't.
Come on, I mean it.

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: EasyCure on July 01, 2008, 09:46:05 PM

haha its too late
the ban hammer will strike soon
nickmitch won't be missed

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: nickmitch on July 01, 2008, 10:21:36 PM

Oh well, c'est la vie.
But if you ever miss me,
Try masturbating.

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: EasyCure on July 01, 2008, 10:25:38 PM

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
*GRUNT* Got a towel?

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: nickmitch on July 01, 2008, 11:06:13 PM

They're in the laundry.
But I'm out of detergent.
Godamm terrorists.

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: EasyCure on July 02, 2008, 11:01:34 AM

what do terrorrist
have to do with anything?
i could use a smoke

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: nickmitch on July 02, 2008, 04:19:09 PM

Smoking can kill you.
Maybe you should try quitting.
Hell, I do it, too.

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: EasyCure on July 03, 2008, 10:19:06 AM

I don't really smoke
i was adding to my joke
sex over fapping

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: nickmitch on July 03, 2008, 11:46:42 PM

Well, then, that's ok.
But, sadly this haiku thread
Is just me and you. :(

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: ThePerm on July 05, 2008, 08:34:37 PM

you guys really suck
post a limerick now please
or I will cry

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: EasyCure on July 07, 2008, 12:43:14 PM

Oh, did you miss me?
we must keep this thread alive
screw the perms thread, ha!

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: nickmitch on July 07, 2008, 04:06:50 PM

To be continued?
Why yes, this thread should be.
Please insert coin now.

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: EasyCure on July 08, 2008, 04:37:02 PM

i'm sorry nickmitch
i should have posted here more
keep haiku alive

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: nickmitch on July 08, 2008, 07:04:05 PM

Long live, the haiku!
The thread for true poetry.
Live long, haiku thread!

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: EasyCure on July 08, 2008, 07:50:08 PM

why must we go on?
is it the love of haiku?
no, limerick spite

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: nickmitch on July 08, 2008, 09:27:35 PM

The love of haiku?
Perhaps the love of two men?
No wait, it's haiku.

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: EasyCure on July 08, 2008, 10:30:49 PM

keep that to yourself!
or at least don't talk so loud...
(it is our secret!);-)

"Just the two of us
we can make it if we try"
Will Smith For The Lose

See what i did there?
linked this to Song Title thread
i just pwned this bitch

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: nickmitch on July 08, 2008, 10:49:22 PM

Holy effing shitz
I see what you did there.
Excellent work, sir.

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: ThePerm on February 20, 2009, 02:06:45 AM

having to manually search
sucks real bad
return to glory

Title: Re: Haiku thread
Post by: ThePerm on October 18, 2016, 07:28:05 AM

This has popped right up
Did not know
i would post right here