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Title: I've got a new game, if you know what I mean...
Post by: bustin98 on June 11, 2008, 12:33:49 AM: All right. Since Song Titles has proven popular with at least 5 of you, its time to bring on another 'pump your post count' thread.

Here's the rules: Starting from this post and about every tenth post, someone picks a theme then shows an example of where to begin. Every post must follow that theme. Every post must contain 'if you know what I mean' or 'if you get my drift' or some other similar line. If a couple of days goes by and a theme proves to be too tough, someone may start a new theme.

First theme: cars

I've got to rev up her engine, if you know what I mean...

(Sidenote: If GP posts in here I'll have a stroke)
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Post by: animecyberrat on June 11, 2008, 12:36:45 AM: my car broke down, if you catch my drift.
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Post by: DAaaMan64 on June 11, 2008, 01:25:39 AM: I had to give the old car some choke to warm it up, if you're getting what I'm sayin'
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Post by: bustin98 on June 11, 2008, 10:27:33 AM: You've to play with the stick to get it in gear, if you know where I'm coming from...
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Post by: EasyCure on June 11, 2008, 12:20:01 PM: You gotta jiggle the key a little to get 'er started, if you know what i'm sayin'

(ps i like this game)

(pps. the rats post is sad. even when we're playing a game he's being emo about his Erectile Disfucntion)
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Post by: UltimatePartyBear on June 11, 2008, 12:48:23 PM: There's room for another passenger in the back seat, if you catch my drift.
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Post by: animecyberrat on June 11, 2008, 01:08:00 PM: not true, I put the pedal to the metal, if you know what I mean.
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Post by: bustin98 on June 11, 2008, 01:29:07 PM: UltimatePartyBear proves his name...

Thanks, now I've got to go lube the lugnuts, if you know what I mean...
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Post by: vudu on June 11, 2008, 02:20:34 PM: I have no idea what any of you mean. Please explain.
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Post by: EasyCure on June 11, 2008, 02:47:57 PM: you gotta skim thru the owners manual to know which buttons to press, if you catch my drift
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Post by: UltimatePartyBear on June 11, 2008, 03:25:40 PM: Quote from: vudu on June 11, 2008, 02:20:34 PM
I have no idea what any of you mean. Please explain.

I guess vudu still only has his learner's permit, if you know what I mean.
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Post by: EasyCure on June 11, 2008, 04:43:58 PM: Quote from: UltimatePartyBear on June 11, 2008, 03:25:40 PM
Quote from: vudu on June 11, 2008, 02:20:34 PM
I have no idea what any of you mean. Please explain.

I guess vudu still only has his learner's permit, if you know what I mean.

OH NO HE DIDNT

vudu, when you're ready,

make sure you got plenty of oil before you go on looong trips, if you know what i mean
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Post by: vudu on June 11, 2008, 05:02:25 PM: I guess you could say I prefer to drive it home with my legal parent or guardian, if you catch my meaning.

DID I DO IT RIGHT?
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Post by: animecyberrat on June 11, 2008, 05:05:07 PM: Quote from: vudu on June 11, 2008, 05:02:25 PM
I guess you could say I prefer to drive it home with my legal parent or guardian, if you catch my meaning.

DID I DO IT RIGHT?

ew. Talk about redneck.
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Post by: EasyCure on June 11, 2008, 05:13:52 PM: Quote from: animecyberrat on June 11, 2008, 05:05:07 PM
Quote from: vudu on June 11, 2008, 05:02:25 PM
I guess you could say I prefer to drive it home with my legal parent or guardian, if you catch my meaning.

DID I DO IT RIGHT?

ew. Talk about redneck.

you should talk. i hear your sister likes to hope in your car and take trips downtown, if you smell what the rock is cooking i think i ruined my joke
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Post by: vudu on June 11, 2008, 05:22:37 PM: NEW TOPIC: VAMPIRE SEX

She sucked me dry, if you know what I mean.
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Post by: UltimatePartyBear on June 11, 2008, 06:01:21 PM: (How are we supposed to make sexual innuendo while already talking about sex, vampiric or otherwise? I'm not sure my Wii can read dual-layered innuendo. I'll just pretend the topic is vampires.)

I'd like to drive my wooden stake into her, if you know what I mean.
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Post by: animecyberrat on June 11, 2008, 06:13:38 PM: nevermind this game is lamer than the song titles thread I am out.
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Post by: vudu on June 11, 2008, 06:43:51 PM: Quote from: UltimatePartyBear on June 11, 2008, 06:01:21 PM
(How are we supposed to make sexual innuendo while already talking about sex, vampiric or otherwise? I'm not sure my Wii can read dual-layered innuendo.

Quote from: Bill Aurion on June 07, 2008, 09:13:30 AM
You don't love them enough...LOVE HARDER!
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Post by: Ceric on June 11, 2008, 08:36:56 PM: Let's take this game out of Park, If you know me
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Post by: nickmitch on June 11, 2008, 09:12:20 PM: I've recently risen from the grave, ladies?
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Post by: blackfootsteps on June 11, 2008, 09:47:23 PM: I just sprayed her with my holy water, if you're picking up what I'm putting down.
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Post by: vudu on June 11, 2008, 11:13:10 PM: Oh god; BFS wins the thread. All you other chumps lose. (If you know what I mean.)
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Post by: bustin98 on June 12, 2008, 01:37:28 AM: Ok, new theme. Video games.

My Solid Snake is hunting a Fox Hound, if you get my meanin'
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Post by: Smoke39 on June 12, 2008, 09:57:21 AM: I'd like a taste of Link's Lon Lon milk, if y'know what I mean.

I'd like to show Link my Master Sword, if you catch my drift.

I'd like to make Link's cuckoo attack, if you dig what I'm saying.
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Post by: EasyCure on June 12, 2008, 01:35:47 PM: Quote from: vudu on June 11, 2008, 11:13:10 PM
Oh god; BFS wins the thread. All you other chumps lose. (If you know what I mean.)

NOT WITHOUT A CONTENDER!

Don't worry babe, we'll be asleep by sunrise if you know what i'm saying

or

i'll make more than just her her neck drip, if you know what i'm talkin' 'bout ;)

VIDEO GAMES:

I'd like to put my Mario in Peaches other castle, if you know what i mean
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Post by: UltimatePartyBear on June 12, 2008, 02:49:59 PM: The obvious:
The ladies like to waggle my Wii, if you follow me.

Star Fox:
The hatches are open, if you catch my meaning.
Incoming enemy from the rear, if you know what I'm sayin'.
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Post by: vudu on June 12, 2008, 02:56:55 PM: Why don't you just rip-off all the lines from this comic (http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=223)? ;)
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Post by: UltimatePartyBear on June 12, 2008, 03:02:58 PM: Where do you think I got the inspiration from? :)

Edit: I'm trying to work out one about a mega mushroom, but for some reason I keep ending up with impotence jokes.
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Post by: EasyCure on June 12, 2008, 05:50:42 PM: I made Daisy lose her pedals a long time ago, if you know what i mean
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Post by: UltimatePartyBear on June 12, 2008, 06:16:41 PM: To get it to work, she had to take it out and blow on it, if you know what I mean.
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Post by: EasyCure on June 12, 2008, 07:05:21 PM: Quote from: UltimatePartyBear on June 12, 2008, 06:16:41 PM
To get it to work, she had to take it out and blow on it, if you know what I mean.

I love that one.

Mario Party 1:

you'll hurt your hand if you wiggle that joystick too much, if you know what i mean
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Post by: wandering on June 12, 2008, 08:11:39 PM: Me and three buddies went over to Ms. Pac Man's place, then we started eating each other...if you know what I mean.
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Post by: Ceric on June 12, 2008, 09:18:48 PM: Congratulations! You've Just Conquered the Last Level, if you know what I mean...

Rub It!, if you follow me...
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Post by: EasyCure on June 12, 2008, 09:19:09 PM: Quote from: Wandering on June 12, 2008, 08:11:39 PM
Me and three buddies went over to Ms. Pac Man's place, then we started eating each other...if you know what I mean.

don't you hate it when you go to eat and its as rough down there as the sands of time, if you get my drift?
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Post by: Ceric on June 12, 2008, 09:22:15 PM: Let's go Make an Extra Life, if you get where I'm going...

Dude, Game Over, if you get the drift...
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Post by: EasyCure on June 12, 2008, 09:43:00 PM: Quote from: Ceric on June 12, 2008, 09:22:15 PM
Let's go Make an Extra Life, if you get where I'm going...

Dude, Game Over, if you get the drift...

time for a new topic, yours werent good at all. sorry.

but i can see why. you have how many kids now?

NEW TOPIC: MUSIC

i can finger those frets with the best of em, know what im talking about?
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Post by: Armak88 on June 12, 2008, 10:16:46 PM: I broke my G-string, if you conceive what I am pontificating...
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Post by: EasyCure on June 12, 2008, 10:22:37 PM: the sounds get higher the further up the neck she moves her fingers, got it?

EDIT: i'd like to go back to the topic of video games for a second since we all missed the most obvious joke:

Let me show you my pokeballs, if you catch my drift

or

I'm as hard as Onix, if you know what i mean

My Arbok is super effective, ya dig?

now back to music:

turn the volume up, if you know what i'm sayin
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Post by: UltimatePartyBear on June 13, 2008, 12:12:53 PM: Brass section jokes:

I was practicing my tonguing, if you know what I mean.

We lubricated our valves, if you catch my drift.

General Music:

I've played a lot of solos, and I've been in plenty of duets, but I'll never forget the time I was part of a quartet, if you know what I mean.
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Post by: EasyCure on June 13, 2008, 12:56:55 PM: that was WIN.

I don't mind a couple of slap bass solos if you know what i mean
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Post by: nickmitch on June 13, 2008, 08:52:38 PM: She really knows her way around the wood winds, ya follow me?
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Post by: bustin98 on June 13, 2008, 11:03:15 PM: I love to fiddle with the ole bone flute, if you know what I mean...
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Post by: EasyCure on June 14, 2008, 02:17:41 PM: i'd bang that drum slowly, ya dig?
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Post by: vudu on June 15, 2008, 12:18:50 PM: EasyCure marches to the beat of a different drum, if you catch my drift.
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Post by: nickmitch on June 15, 2008, 12:22:46 PM: My girlfriend can really hit those high notes, if you know what I mean.
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Post by: EasyCure on June 15, 2008, 01:55:37 PM: Quote from: vudu on June 15, 2008, 12:18:50 PM
EasyCure marches to the beat of a different drum, if you catch my drift.

now thats just uncalled for.

NEW TOPIC: MOVIES

vudu likes Brokeback Mountain ALOT, if you know what i mean. and i mean ALOT
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Post by: nickmitch on June 15, 2008, 02:00:34 PM: I hear Bill Dances With Wolves, if you can understand my innuendo.
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Post by: EasyCure on June 15, 2008, 02:08:12 PM: so we're officially raggin on eachother now? awesome

heard Rat wants to join the fellowship of the ring if ya get my drift
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Post by: wandering on June 15, 2008, 02:18:44 PM: I strained myself trying to blow my horn, if you catch my drift.

...oh, we're on a new topic already?

I usually leave quite a mess for the theater staff to clean up, if you know what I mean.
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Post by: EasyCure on June 15, 2008, 02:27:00 PM: Bustin' makes Wandering feel good, if you know what i mean.

Theatre staff thinks Slimer was at the show after Wanderings done.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 15, 2008, 02:59:47 PM: Cars:
I've got more than enough to fill her trunk, yadidamean

Vampire:
They may have sucked me dry, but have never left me stiff, you feel me.

Videogames:
Daisy held the stem while Peach swallowed the mushroom, if you know what I mean

Music:
She like to sing but she loves to hum, if you catch my drift.

Movies:
She made the directors cut on my casting couch, if you see where I'm goin with that
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Post by: nickmitch on June 15, 2008, 04:01:25 PM: I love it when she pumps my Iron, man, ya dig?

I think I'll take a Journey to the Center of Her, if you know what I mean.

I'd like to show her What Lies Beneath, follow me?
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on June 15, 2008, 07:14:41 PM: Her Eyes won't be the only thing I leave Wide Shut, believe that.
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Post by: nickmitch on June 15, 2008, 07:43:23 PM: Last night, I saw Holes, and she saw Anaconda. Neither of watched a movie, ya feel me?
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Post by: EasyCure on June 16, 2008, 08:40:12 AM: i'm sure she can handle my big veiny Hulk, what what i'm sayin?
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Post by: UltimatePartyBear on June 16, 2008, 01:08:26 PM: I entered The Black Hole and reached the Event Horizon, if you know what I mean.

By my count, it's new theme time!

Travel

I took a little trip Down Under, if you catch my drift.
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Post by: EasyCure on June 16, 2008, 01:37:45 PM: lol "where women glow and men plunder" no wonder they glow huh?

careful with that one, i hear it smells funny south of the border, if you get my drift
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Post by: vudu on June 16, 2008, 02:43:06 PM: EasyCure hails from Uruguay, if you catch my meaning.

EasyCure's dream is to blast off on a rocket and touch down on Uranus, if you know what I mean.

EasyCure's Canadian, if you understand what I'm saying. ;)
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Post by: EasyCure on June 16, 2008, 03:22:35 PM: Quote from: vudu on June 16, 2008, 02:43:06 PM
EasyCure hails from Uruguay, if you catch my meaning.

EasyCure's dream is to blast off on a rocket and touch down on Uranus, if you know what I mean.

EasyCure's Canadian, if you understand what I'm saying. ;)

>:(

lets just make this official

NEW TOPIC: The Forums

vudu likes to insert quotes from any forum member who'll let him, if you know what i mean
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Post by: nickmitch on June 16, 2008, 03:30:44 PM: I hear Easycure likes to go to Tailand, for some reason. If you know your capitals.
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Post by: EasyCure on June 16, 2008, 03:36:12 PM: Quote from: nickmitch on June 16, 2008, 03:30:44 PM
I hear Easycure likes to go to Tailand, for some reason. If you know your capitals.

LOL

i hear nickmitch likes to take a different kinda shower than the rest of us, and a GoldenP. likes to help, if you know what i mean
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Post by: vudu on June 16, 2008, 03:38:04 PM: EasyCure wants to get into DAaaMan64's DigiPen, if you know what I mean.
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Post by: EasyCure on June 16, 2008, 03:44:00 PM: vudus got a joke thread in his pants, thats what all the girls are sayin

whereas i got a funhouse in mine, if you get my meaning
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Post by: vudu on June 16, 2008, 03:59:11 PM: Psh; I gosta MEGA THREAD in my pants, boy.
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Post by: EasyCure on June 16, 2008, 04:17:23 PM: Its useless if all you're gonna do is post bumps with UB, if you know what i mean
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Post by: wandering on June 16, 2008, 06:50:53 PM: That box of cookies isn't the only package I've delivered to ShyGuy, if you know what I mean.
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Post by: EasyCure on June 16, 2008, 07:04:43 PM: i heard unclebob is packing (supplies) if you know what i mean
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Post by: nickmitch on June 16, 2008, 07:17:00 PM: Don't worry, babe. I've got the EasyCure for what ails you.

I hear that Bill isn't the only one who enjoys a few lolis a day.
Side note: Bill doesn't eat candy because of his diabetus.
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Post by: EasyCure on June 16, 2008, 07:58:51 PM: she likes to scroll up and down my thread, if you know what i mean
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Post by: wandering on June 20, 2008, 09:32:35 PM: Why do I spend so much time at the graveyard? Let's just say I like bumping dead threads, if you know what I mean.

New topic: chess
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Post by: NWR_insanolord on June 21, 2008, 12:58:42 AM: He didn't like it when he saw me forking his queen, if you get what I'm saying.
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Post by: nickmitch on June 21, 2008, 01:25:31 AM: She said she likes the way my knight moves, ya feel me?
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Post by: NWR_insanolord on June 21, 2008, 01:38:33 AM: She was amazed at how well he handled his pieces, if you get what I'm saying.
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Post by: EasyCure on June 21, 2008, 06:02:36 AM: i know all the right moves, if you know what i'm saying

i can take your queen in just a few moves, if you what what i mean
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 24, 2011, 01:08:21 PM: New Topic: Sports

GOOOOAAAAAL wasn't the only thing she was screaming everytime I scored, holla if ya hear me.
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Post by: Stogi on March 24, 2011, 01:18:51 PM: I unleashed my rook and she yelled BEESHIP BEESHIP, you heard me?

ELECTRONICS

I tweeted on her i...phone, if you know what I mean.
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Post by: apdude on March 24, 2011, 01:28:07 PM: Quote from: BlackNMild2k1 on March 24, 2011, 01:08:21 PM
New Topic: Sports

She got stuck in the box for Hooking, if you know what I'm saying.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 24, 2011, 01:46:47 PM: She handed me the pigskin and I went head first up the middle. if ya know what I mean.
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Post by: Stogi on March 24, 2011, 01:55:08 PM: Didn't see that (i turned off notification of new posts).

I threw a flag in the air and told her she had to repeat first down, if you know what I mean.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 24, 2011, 02:08:26 PM: During the warm-ups she was a tight end, but after the big game she's a wide receiver. wink wink
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Post by: Stogi on March 24, 2011, 02:23:55 PM: She calls me the pinch hitter, ya'mean.
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 24, 2011, 02:38:37 PM: I don't know much about tennis, but let's just say there were some fuzzy balls and a whole lot of racquet ;) :P
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Post by: apdude on March 24, 2011, 02:42:02 PM: The 5 hole was closed so, had to go back door, nudge nudge.
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Post by: Stogi on March 24, 2011, 02:42:36 PM: hahahaha
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Post by: BlackNMild2k1 on March 24, 2011, 02:45:05 PM: They said she was a Par 5, but I holed in 1.
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Post by: nickmitch on March 25, 2011, 12:34:23 PM: I mananged to hit the 7-10 split.