Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: oohhboy on May 30, 2008, 03:22:40 AM
Title: Cockpit jokes here please
Post by: oohhboy on May 30, 2008, 03:22:40 AM
I am a licensed, card carrying fixed wing pilot. Please begin harassing me as to how I like to handle my stick.
Title: Re: Cockpit jokes here please
Post by: Maverick on May 30, 2008, 01:58:29 PM
Will you train me?
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Post by: EasyCure on May 30, 2008, 02:55:25 PM
don't pilots make good money? i thought about looking into training but i hear its expensive... (though i havent looked into that either so i could be hearing bull)
Title: Re: Cockpit jokes here please
Post by: Maverick on May 30, 2008, 02:58:43 PM
From my understanding not only is it a lot of money, it's a lot of time before you can fly commercially.
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Post by: UltimatePartyBear on May 30, 2008, 03:12:14 PM
Congratulations oohhboy, but the lack of cockpit and stick handling jokes so far is disappointing. I was hoping to learn a few. The only thing I can think of is that bit from the opening movie of Wing Commander IV.
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Post by: Maverick on May 30, 2008, 03:24:02 PM
"...Or did you have some Sand-Princess back there to hold it for you?"
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Post by: oohhboy on May 30, 2008, 07:24:52 PM
I won't train any of you, but I will happily scare the brown out of you given the chance.
As for the bill for my training... I try not to think about it. I expect it to top 75000 NZD. Still better than Med students and none of the Goatse.
As for money, I will more than likely be rolling in it as long as I don't fly in the U.S.A.
That joke is, I don't use a stick, I have a yoke for double the pleasure.
Here is a free one. Why is a cockpit called a cockpit? Because it is full of males.
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Post by: EasyCure on June 01, 2008, 12:32:18 PM
that was a lame joke, but i'll still take you up on your offer..
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I won't train any of you, but I will happily scare the brown out of you given the chance.
Title: Re: Cockpit jokes here please
Post by: oohhboy on June 02, 2008, 06:33:50 AM
I'm a pilot, not a comedian. What the hell do you want from me. :'(
Lets see what you got.
Title: Re: Cockpit jokes here please
Post by: Shift Key on June 02, 2008, 08:32:30 AM
I'm a pilot, not a comedian. What the hell do you want from me. :'(
Lets see what you got.
"Landing on the ship during the daytime is like sex, it's either good or it's great. Landing on the ship at night is like a trip to the dentist, you may get away with no pain, but you just don't feel comfortable."
from Airplane:
"Flying a plane is no different from riding a bicycle. It's just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes."
one more:
"The three worst things to hear in the cockpit: The second officer says, "Oh ****!" The first officer says, "I have an idea!" The captain say, "Hey, watch this!"
"The three worst things to hear in the cockpit: The second officer says, "Oh ****!" The first officer says, "I have an idea!" The captain say, "Hey, watch this!"
