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Title: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 28, 2008, 06:40:52 PM
I only have a few more days of classes before finally getting a well-deserved two months of break, but my summer is pretty open...To kill time I have decided to stalk someone, but I'm having a hard time deciding who...

I'd prefer it if the poster DOESN'T want me to stalk them, so Smoke and nitsu are out, and considering Mr. Jack is getting married I feel it'd be pretty awkward to stalk him...

I'm thinking of stalking UncleBob so I can snag his Nintendo gear and hold it hostage until he stops flooding the Funhouse with his topics, but any other suggestions would be most welcome! :heart;

(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/zetsuboustalk.jpg)
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: shammack on May 28, 2008, 06:42:57 PM
Professional 666
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Mysticspike on May 28, 2008, 06:47:06 PM
Oh boy, this could get ugly. I have no thoughts on this.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on May 28, 2008, 06:47:40 PM
UncleBob clearly wants a stalker, what with all the personal information he freely shares.  That wouldn't be much of a challenge.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: animecyberrat on May 28, 2008, 06:49:50 PM
just leave me out of it.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: nickmitch on May 28, 2008, 07:18:56 PM
Easycure?
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 28, 2008, 07:21:53 PM
Professional 666

To be honest, I'm actually scared of what I'd find in Pro's room... =(

UncleBob clearly wants a stalker, what with all the personal information he freely shares.  That wouldn't be much of a challenge.

It'd definitely be a toss-up between challenge and practicality, yes...

Oh boy, this could get ugly. I have no thoughts on this.
just leave me out of it.

Yeaaaah, I have zero plans on stalking you guys, so lucky you?

Easycure?

Show some confidence with your choice, man!
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: nickmitch on May 28, 2008, 07:22:54 PM
EASYCURE!
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on May 28, 2008, 07:24:22 PM
I think you should stalk yourself.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: UncleBob on May 28, 2008, 07:29:33 PM
Only stalk me if you mean it.

And by mean it, I mean come in and rape me when my wife's at work.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: ShyGuy on May 28, 2008, 07:32:09 PM
wat
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: shammack on May 28, 2008, 07:36:14 PM
Only stalk me if you mean it.

And by mean it, I mean come in and rape me when my wife's at work.

It's not really rape if you request it.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Mysticspike on May 28, 2008, 07:37:08 PM
Oh boy, this could get ugly. I have no thoughts on this.

Yeaaaah, I have zero plans on stalking you guys, so lucky you?

Yeah, I knew you would not be stalking me, thank god, but I'm saying, sucks for everyone else I guess.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Smoke39 on May 28, 2008, 08:17:44 PM
I think you should stock yourself.
wat
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 28, 2008, 08:21:35 PM
I think you should stock yourself.

With what?  Cola?  Fried chicken?  UFO catcher plushies?

Only stalk me if you mean it.

And by mean it, I mean come in and rape me when my wife's at work.

Your reverse psychology won't work on me!
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: UncleBob on May 28, 2008, 08:26:25 PM
I can't help it if I know you want to touch my man-nipples.

By the way, Bill, you need to sign up for my Mafia. :)
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: nickmitch on May 28, 2008, 08:29:13 PM
Stalk Stan. We need to know what he's REALLY up to.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: vudu on May 28, 2008, 08:31:39 PM
Are ex-staff members eligible?  If so, you should hit up Sklens.  Add Karl for a twofor.

If you want a challenge, the four thousand miles separating you and Greg Leahy should provide a suitable test.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Dasmos on May 28, 2008, 08:59:53 PM
I reckon Infernal.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Darkheart on May 28, 2008, 09:19:37 PM
Bill whats that anime in your first post, I remember your blog long ago mentioning it.




and . . . . stalk golden :3
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 28, 2008, 09:27:59 PM
Stalk Stan. We need to know what he's REALLY up to.

He works in a hospital...Or at least that's what he did back when he'd come on MSN back in the day...*NOT-SO-SUBTLE HINT TO STAN*

Are ex-staff members eligible?  If so, you should hit up Sklens.  Add Karl for a twofor.

If you want a challenge, the four thousand miles separating you and Greg Leahy should provide a suitable test.

Who is Sklens?  Who is Greg?  I don't know them and thus they suck (for not being on the forums with us, just like a bunch of OTHER current NWR staff who also do not post in the forums...)

I reckon Infernal.

We already stalk each other online...It's easier and more practical!

Bill whats that anime in your first post, I remember your blog long ago mentioning it.

and . . . . stalk golden :3

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei...And I'm afraid GP would catch me and force me to play Heavenly Sword all night... =(
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Darkheart on May 28, 2008, 09:30:23 PM
Stalk Stan. We need to know what he's REALLY up to.

He works in a hospital...Or at least that's what he did back when he'd come on MSN back in the day...*NOT-SO-SUBTLE HINT TO STAN*

Are ex-staff members eligible?  If so, you should hit up Sklens.  Add Karl for a twofor.

If you want a challenge, the four thousand miles separating you and Greg Leahy should provide a suitable test.

Who is Sklens?  Who is Greg?  I don't know them and thus they suck (for not being on the forums with us, just like a bunch of OTHER current NWR staff who also do not post in the forums...)

I reckon Infernal.

We already stalk each other online...It's easier and more practical!

Bill whats that anime in your first post, I remember your blog long ago mentioning it.

and . . . . stalk golden :3

Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei...And I'm afraid GP would catch me and force me to play Heavenly Sword all night... =(

Stick a piece of bread in her PS3 and you wont have to worry ~!
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Caliban on May 28, 2008, 09:45:52 PM
Who is Greg?

Greg posts under the username of Yoshidious, and he does post frequently. If you would listen to the podcast you would know who he is.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: nickmitch on May 28, 2008, 09:55:29 PM
Mike Sklens (http://www.nintendoworldreport.com/staff.cfm?action=display&id=17)
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 28, 2008, 09:57:07 PM
After checking, Yoshidious has 79 posts, with 70 of those being in Talkback...

...

That is not frequent, Caliban...That is not frequent at all... >=|

(And I hate podcasts, but I can't deny that's a tactical blunder in my information-gathering sector...)
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: vudu on May 28, 2008, 11:17:25 PM
Sklens is Obi.

Greg is Yoshidious, and he's the best thing to happen to the podcast since Stan left.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: EasyCure on May 29, 2008, 11:56:15 AM
Easycure?


what? why!??!?!

Easycure?

Show some confidence with your choice, man!

Seriously


EASYCURE!

THATS BETTER! Hmph!


hey wait! why me! stalk TVMAN
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: nickmitch on May 29, 2008, 02:29:30 PM
TVman is dead. I killed him and took his posts.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: EasyCure on May 29, 2008, 02:42:45 PM
bastard, you know what i meant!


(that was good though)
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: nickmitch on May 29, 2008, 04:42:08 PM
I do my best sometimes.

Is Bill any closer to making a decision?
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Caliban on May 29, 2008, 04:55:10 PM
After checking, Yoshidious has 79 posts, with 70 of those being in Talkback...

...
That is not frequent, Caliban...That is not frequent at all... >=|

For someone that has 14000+ posts, and considering you registered 3 days after me, no wonder you think he doesn't post frequently.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 29, 2008, 05:52:40 PM
hey wait! why me! stalk TVMAN

Why NOT you?  I will only eliminate you from the list if you give me a good reason!

I do my best sometimes.

Is Bill any closer to making a decision?

No... =(

But right now UncleBob is still a good candidate (I will not fall for his attempt at reverse psychology), DAaaman (Because he's stalking The Princess right now and I want to make a line of stalkers) or EasyCure (Just because :tpg: )

For someone that has 14000+ posts, and considering you registered 3 days after me, no wonder you think he doesn't post frequently.

Nah, he hasn't been showing his face outside of Talkback, which to be honest is "the political zone" of the forums, but with games instead of politics...Lots of abuse and no fun like in the other more rainbow-filled sections!  He needs to spread his wings!
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Arbok on May 29, 2008, 06:14:52 PM
Professional 666

To be honest, I'm actually scared of what I'd find in Pro's room... =(

I'm disappointed in the lack of adventurous spirit expressed in these sentiments...

Anyway, I also think Pro is the best choice here.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Mysticspike on May 29, 2008, 06:22:28 PM
Go Pro or go home!
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: nickmitch on May 29, 2008, 06:31:25 PM
Why is this thread lacking a poll?
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on May 29, 2008, 06:38:37 PM
ahahahhahaah

who is this Pro
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on May 29, 2008, 06:59:57 PM
ahahahhahaah

who is this Pro

Pro is a 26 year old, Philippines-born civil engineer living in Northern California who likes video games and anime, enjoys video editing as a creative outlet, and likes mushrooms and black olives on his pizza.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: BeautifulShy on May 29, 2008, 07:02:57 PM
ahahahhahaah

who is this Pro

Pro is a 26 year old, Philippines-born civil engineer living in Northern California who likes video games and anime, enjoys video editing as a creative outlet, and likes mushrooms and black olives on his pizza.
I nominate Party Bear.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 29, 2008, 07:03:05 PM
Anyway, I also think Pro is the best choice here.

Go Pro or go home!

Pro is a 26 year old, Philippines-born civil engineer living in Northern California who likes video games and anime, enjoys video editing as a creative outlet, and likes mushrooms and black olives on his pizza.

Sorry guys, Pro already has someone tailing him! :tpg:
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on May 29, 2008, 07:04:26 PM
ahahahahah

that guy sounds boring
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: DAaaMan64 on May 29, 2008, 07:06:06 PM
What about Maxi? Could you stalk him?
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: BeautifulShy on May 29, 2008, 07:17:05 PM
What about Daaman64?
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: UltimatePartyBear on May 29, 2008, 07:20:24 PM
That's a good idea.  All we really know about DAaaMan is that he likes FLCL.  What are you hiding, Mr. 64?  Hmmm?
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: BeautifulShy on May 29, 2008, 07:24:01 PM
Bill what do you think of the above choices?
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: ShyGuy on May 29, 2008, 08:08:32 PM
Does Pro have a mustache? he shouldn't have a mustache.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: vudu on May 29, 2008, 08:33:55 PM
I am both relieved and saddened that I haven't been nominated.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Maverick on May 29, 2008, 08:35:37 PM
I am both relieved and saddened that I haven't been nominated.

I share this sentiment.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Smoke39 on May 29, 2008, 08:40:44 PM
I nominate vudu and Maverick.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Maverick on May 29, 2008, 08:58:50 PM
Sympathy Stalking is the best kind.   ;D
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on May 29, 2008, 09:19:22 PM
I think Bill should stalk Kairon. Maybe he can scare Kairon into doing a podcast.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 29, 2008, 09:55:38 PM
If I stalk Kairon, I might find out if he really IS an Ubisoft plant!  Good idea, he's added to the list...
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Smash_Brother on May 30, 2008, 12:04:47 AM
You'll have to look for Kairon where ever 3rd party games are sold...
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: nickmitch on May 30, 2008, 12:26:39 AM
. . .Or where someone is acutally buying them.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Smash_Brother on May 30, 2008, 01:14:04 AM
. . .Or where someone is acutally buying them.

Yes!

Just figure out which Wal-Mart sold the only copy of "Target: Terror" ever purchased and you have your lead.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: EasyCure on May 30, 2008, 04:05:20 PM
hey wait! why me! stalk TVMAN

Why NOT you?  I will only eliminate you from the list if you give me a good reason!

I do my best sometimes.

Is Bill any closer to making a decision?

No... =(

But right now UncleBob is still a good candidate (I will not fall for his attempt at reverse psychology), DAaaman (Because he's stalking The Princess right now and I want to make a line of stalkers) or EasyCure (Just because :tpg: )

For someone that has 14000+ posts, and considering you registered 3 days after me, no wonder you think he doesn't post frequently.

Nah, he hasn't been showing his face outside of Talkback, which to be honest is "the political zone" of the forums, but with games instead of politics...Lots of abuse and no fun like in the other more rainbow-filled sections!  He needs to spread his wings!

Want a good reason? I'm no fun. If you stalk me you'll just peek at me working for 12 hours then going home and sleeping. It's once in a blue that i get drunk and if that happened i'd end up finding YOU then we'd dance the night away (but i dont think we'd be that lucky)

I think Bill should stalk Kairon. Maybe he can scare Kairon into doing a podcast.

he is on the podcast, he's just asleep on the couch :)
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: animecyberrat on June 01, 2008, 01:59:40 AM
I know, I'll get him to do a podcast for my site, and then it will be so super popular that NWR readers will threaten to leave here and come over to the dark side join my forums and he will have no choice but to do an NWR podcast to keep the peace.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Kairon on June 01, 2008, 03:10:37 AM
ahahahhahaah

who is this Pro

Pro is a 26 year old, Philippines-born civil engineer living in Northern California who likes video games and anime, enjoys video editing as a creative outlet, and likes mushrooms and black olives on his pizza.

Oh snap. My dad's a Philippines-born architect living in North California who likes whatever his wife tells him to like. That and art and hopefully one day illustrating a children's book.

I know, I'll get him to do a podcast for my site, and then it will be so super popular that NWR readers will threaten to leave here and come over to the dark side join my forums and he will have no choice but to do an NWR podcast to keep the peace.

Now that I know your plan I can thwart your evil intentions. BEGONE USURPER!!!
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: EasyCure on June 01, 2008, 12:07:02 PM
does that mean you'll do the NWR podcast?
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: nickmitch on June 01, 2008, 10:25:37 PM
Radio Free Kairon: Coming soon
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Shecky on June 02, 2008, 10:45:51 PM
Uncle Bob is a stalker... don't think you can stalk a stalker.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: EasyCure on June 02, 2008, 11:02:23 PM
he'll find away ;)
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Pryopizm on June 02, 2008, 11:20:37 PM
Sklens is Obi.

Greg is Yoshidious, and he's the best thing to happen to the podcast since Stan left.

That could either be a nice compliment or highly upsetting. 
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: NWR_Karl on June 02, 2008, 11:25:50 PM
You're the Anti-Karl in his eyes, Stan-o. In other words, he likes you. :P
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Pryopizm on June 02, 2008, 11:29:21 PM
Why are you using a different poster-name, Karl?
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: NWR_Karl on June 02, 2008, 11:30:00 PM
Oh HAR HAR HAR, fucker.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: vudu on June 02, 2008, 11:38:31 PM
It's not that I don't like Karl; it's that he occationally regularly has very strong opinions that are completely wrong.  :)

But his love for SUDA51 makes him a pretty swell guy overall.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: NWR_Karl on June 02, 2008, 11:42:46 PM
My greatest regret is that I was not on the podcast to wipe the fact that No More Heroes was getting widespread critical acclaim in everyone's faces.

Oh, and if anyone's curious, my new game-crush is Mad World by Platinum Games.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Smash_Brother on June 03, 2008, 09:58:02 AM
Uncle Bob is a stalker... don't think you can stalk a stalker.

"Bill, where's Unclebob?"
"In your closet."
"Where are you??"
"Watching him from the crawl-space."
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Pryopizm on June 03, 2008, 01:38:34 PM
It's not that I don't like Karl; it's that he occationally regularly has very strong opinions that are completely wrong.  :)

But his love for SUDA51 makes him a pretty swell guy overall.

Well, I'm glad at least someone liked my work on the Podcast.  Had I stayed long enough, I would've added innovative things such as The Mancake Minute, Sweet Pete's Sweet Meats costarring Blue Ball's Beautiful Bologna (it's about cooking); and of course copious amounts of nudity.

I suppose it's a great loss to all of us that events transpired as they did (me hiding from the angry and misguided mob of PANGYA lovers.)

Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: NWR_Karl on June 03, 2008, 02:14:43 PM
Super Swing was destined to be a hit, Stan. Anime pedophiles are a vastly untapped market.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: BeautifulShy on September 06, 2008, 11:53:05 PM
So who did you stalk Bill?
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Bill Aurion on September 07, 2008, 12:33:40 AM
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc48/BillAurion/Screencaps/1146507074483.jpg)

ひみつです
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Caliban on September 07, 2008, 12:49:38 AM
So who did you stalk Bill?

Everyone.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: wandering on September 08, 2008, 02:07:43 AM
I don't think Bill is stalking me. He's a redhead, and the man who raped me last night had black hair.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Stogi on September 08, 2008, 01:25:48 PM
lol

Bill isn't very good at stalking. I know because I've been stalking him for years and he makes the same amateur mistake over and over again.

Bill, your never going to be inconspicuous looking like TMNT's Raphael when he goes out to "vent". When it's 90 degrees outside, people are going to notice the idiot in the full length jacket and Carmen Sandiago hat and either think one of two things: either your a pervert waiting to flash your junk or your Powder.

P.S. Bill's secret fetish is masturbating to anime beastiality. It's awful, disturbing, but utterly hilarious.
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Bill Aurion on September 08, 2008, 02:20:00 PM
Whoa!  I thought you had me for a second, but you are apparently just a really good guesser!

The evidence is that you didn't mention anything about tentacles in that last bit...........

...

Whoops...
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: nickmitch on September 08, 2008, 04:00:29 PM
Secrets REVEALED!!!
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: ThePerm on September 09, 2008, 02:06:21 PM
[2]
If I stalk Kairon, I might find out if he really IS a Ubisoft plant!  Good idea, he's added to the list...

The correct pronunciation of the company name is you-be-soft, though it is also commonly mispronounced oo-be-soft. ~ Wikipedia
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Bill Aurion on September 09, 2008, 06:05:33 PM
I'm not really sure how you can tell how I'm pronouncing a word through the internet, but okay!
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: Stogi on September 09, 2008, 08:01:22 PM
Don't worry. I have my ways.


Muhahahahahaha!
Title: Re: Which poster should I stalk?
Post by: nickmitch on September 09, 2008, 10:13:29 PM
I'm not really sure how you can tell how I'm pronouncing a word through the internet, but okay!

It's the look in your eyes when you type.