Episode 99: Beware Our Man Beams
RFN is leaner and meaner this week, with a single segment dedicated to the WiiWare launch. Of course, only James had downloaded anything at the time of recording, so he goes into detail on Final Fantasy Milking Spinoff Chronicles: My Job As A SquareEnix Concept Approver. The rest of us discuss the launch lineup: what's surprising, what's missing, and what's up with all these casual games?
You know our crew can't stay on topic for very long, so we take extended flights of tangency for Cho-Aniki and speculation on what Nintendo might be selling in fall 2008. (Hint: It rhymes with "Pee ****".) Enjoy the shorter episode while we put together a monstrous anniversary special for next week!
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This podcast was edited by James Jones.
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In regards to Black Jack, according to IGN, High Voltage was shocked to find it as their first WiiWare title. They expected their shooter (Forgot the name) to be the first game and for Black Jack to come out much later so it looks like Nintendo is, once again, not communicating with developers on when their games will be released.
Crimm seems even bitchier than usual this week. Is something up?
Crimm seems even bitchier than usual this week. Is something up?
Crimm seems even bitchier than usual this week. Is something up?
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon does that to people. It is quite horrifying actually.
I can't believe you're judging the fate of Wii Ware based on the 6 launch titles. GP said it, and she's right, the reason to buy Defend Your Castle on WiiWare instead of playing it on the web is the multiplayer. I've been having fun with it in single player and I would imagine that once you get it to the more hectic pace having 4 players going at it would be well worth 500 points. Also it runs full screen on the Wii Ware version as opposed to in a little Flash window, plus progressive scan/widescreen.
I can no longer stand by and watch Pokemon Mystery Dungeon's good name be besmirched so undeservedly. Granted, I haven't played all the way through it yet, but I've got at least ten hours or so of pretty good enjoyment out of it
I think the difference between buying Wii points on the Wii and buying stuff from Nintendo's online store is the need for immediate approval.
I expect the credit card companies require more information if they are going to immediately tell Nintendo it's ok to send the Wii points electronically.
Unfortunately I'll probably never be able to play it again without feeling like the ghost of Crimm is hovering over my shoulder and moaning about random dungeons.
Think it'll be ready tomorrow Crimm?
It's 3 hours long and I'm finishing up the last segment.
It's 3 hours long and I'm finishing up the last segment.
Three bloody hours? Did you guys discuss feelings or something? Jeez.
It's 3 hours long and I'm finishing up the last segment.
Three bloody hours? Did you guys discuss feelings or something? Jeez.
Their feelings for you!
The developer has some connection to a game called Wings of War, which is a fairly traditional shooter. But that had some weird stuff in it ... it has one boss in particular that's a disturbing amalgam of a fetus and a penis ... and it has a face and kills you, obviously.
Quote from: GregThe developer has some connection to a game called Wings of War, which is a fairly traditional shooter. But that had some weird stuff in it ... it has one boss in particular that's a disturbing amalgam of a fetus and a penis ... and it has a face and kills you, obviously.
Anyone have a screen shot of this? I'm having a hard time picturing it. :)
I shutter to think how you found this particular gem and why you'd want to see it.
Ask and ye shall receive! It's less foetus-like than I remember, but still pretty damn disturbing.
Ask and ye shall receive! It's less foetus-like than I remember, but still pretty damn disturbing.
That's undeniably a penis. Wow.
Does the man-beam actually exist ?? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgyxUT-zhyQ)
Does the man-beam actually exist ?? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgyxUT-zhyQ)
omg it's real!