Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: animecyberrat on May 14, 2008, 11:27:47 PM
Title: Cali < Idaho?
Post by: animecyberrat on May 14, 2008, 11:27:47 PM
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I think this is funny!!!
Somebody from California apparently wrote the top part, but somebody from IDAHO came back and put them on their asses at the bottom.
just read all of it! lol
CALIFORNIA:
- I can wear sandals all year long
- I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore"
-Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours. Well...Miami can hang.
- I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often
- I know what real cheese & avocados taste like
-Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal
-We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down.
-I live next door to Mexicans, but we call them Americans!
-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is
- I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear
- I know 65 mph really means 100
- When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont **** around on the road
- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
- My governor can kick your governors ass
- I can go out at midnight
- You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code
- I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD
- We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "california roll" No cop no stop baby!
- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
- All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here
- We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!!
- We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them)
- I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha]
- The best athletes come from here
*****IF YOU'RE FROM CALIFORNIA, PASS THIS ON***
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Ahem... So.. Um.. yeah... I read this, and thought I would reply...
Unless you live in Idaho, you suck.
Here's why:
Like anywhere else in the world, we too can wear sandals whenever we want.
Correct, we don't go to the beach, we go to the shore. You know what else we don't have? Shark attacks. 0 attacks in 1000 years. It's true, look it up.
Your girls are NOT hotter than ours... In fact, they are almost equal... and thats only due to silicone, saline, botox, lasers and hair dye... We have the real ones and they can beat yours up.
We're taught to say "Yes Sir" and "Yes Ma'am" and respect our elders because of it. We also say "Howdy" and "fixin" and "Y'all" are pretty much recognized right away anywhere in the world :) We're famous.
You may know what real cheese and avocados taste like... but I know what 100% Grade A Angus Beef tastes like. Who wants avocados and cheese when you can have steak and potatoes? Oh yeah, our potatoes come out of the ground too, not out of a box.
You may have heard about Idaho potatoes?
Why roll 40 deep when something goes down if 5 corn fed country boys can get the job done...
I live next door to americans, but we call them mexicans (that's right)
Why would you brag about not getting snow days off?
When someone cuts me off, they get run over by my big ass truck, then I give them the finger and tell them to go back to california.
I too can go out at midnight, AND, I can walk down the street. ANY street that is, without being robbed by kids with guns.
You judge people based on their area codes? Sad. We have one area code because that's all we need.
Yeah, you'll definitely get looked at funny when you come to visit but we have another name for you pretty boys, and its not greek, its french.
Of course you don't stop at stop signs... none of you can drive.
Our state is NOT full of porn stars, but we **** better then them anyway
You can get "real" mexican food. So because a person from Mexico cut up the tomato and stirred the beans, that makes it taste better? Last I heard you can't even drink the water down there.
Your athletes are better than ours? How did the Lakers, Raiders, Clippers, or A's do last year? How about the year before? Oh and btw, Boise State won their bowl game last year and was the ONLY team in college football to go undefeated.
On second thought, maybe you should forget I said all of this because it might lead to more Californian's coming up here and ruining our state the way they did California's. Yeah, just stay there.
Idaho is #1
If you are an Idahoan please pass this on.......
I got this on myspace (what my sister sends these to me ok)
And well thought it was worth a laugh or two. Which side are U on?
Title: Re: Cali < Idaho?
Post by: DAaaMan64 on May 14, 2008, 11:35:34 PM
I live in Washington and I don't like either of 'em. In fact, I don't like Washington. I think I like Oregon though.
Title: Re: Cali < Idaho?
Post by: animecyberrat on May 14, 2008, 11:44:15 PM
Personally I love NV, but I also love NORTHERN Idaho, hate Southern Idaho.
Title: Re: Cali < Idaho?
Post by: nickmitch on May 14, 2008, 11:55:22 PM
If this is a bash California thread, I'm in.
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- I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day
Yes, Californians! Ready access to diarrhea makes you superior to all others!
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- The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border)
Because alcoholism is something to be proud of.
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-Everyone smokes weed and its no big deal
The same could be said about most college campuses and just about THE ENTIRE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
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-All the porn you watch is made here, cause we're better and thats how it is
Or because you're all a bunch of whores.
Title: Re: Cali < Idaho?
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 14, 2008, 11:59:37 PM
So hippies or potatoheads...
Do I have to pick one? =(
Title: Re: Cali < Idaho?
Post by: Smoke39 on May 15, 2008, 12:32:32 AM
California has... artichokes... 8D
Title: Re: Cali < Idaho?
Post by: NWR_insanolord on May 15, 2008, 01:49:44 AM
