Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: Crimm on May 04, 2008, 03:49:33 AM
Title: NWR lost it's Google Status
Post by: Crimm on May 04, 2008, 03:49:33 AM
Previously, if i typed buttered camels I would get Nintendo World Report, or something relating to the funhouse in google as the second entry. Now i have to wade through pages. NWR lost it's elite status!
Title: Re: NWR lost it's Google Status
Post by: RABicle on May 04, 2008, 03:57:04 AM
So we wont get any more camel enthusiasts?
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Post by: Arbok on May 04, 2008, 03:57:55 AM
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Post by: UncleBob on May 04, 2008, 10:03:55 AM
NWR lost it is Google Status?
Title: Re: NWR lost it's Google Status
Post by: stevey on May 04, 2008, 12:21:24 PM
In more ways than you know (http://news.google.com/news?hl=en&tab=wn&ned=&q=nintendo+world+report&btnG=Search+News) Nwr (http://blogsearch.google.com/blogsearch?hl=en&client=news&q=nintendo+world+report&ie=UTF8) = gonintendo (http://blogsearch.google.com/blogsearch?hl=en&client=news&ie=UTF-8&q=gonintendo&btnG=Search+Blogs)
Title: Re: NWR lost it's Google Status
Post by: Crimm on May 04, 2008, 02:20:13 PM
Title: Re: NWR lost it's Google Status
Post by: Plugabugz on May 04, 2008, 02:55:00 PM
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE.
Hang on, buttered camels still comes up in the top three...?
Title: Re: NWR lost it's Google Status
Post by: Crimm on May 04, 2008, 05:54:16 PM
Only if you use quotes. Without them we've been dropped. It moved up to five since last night. I'm going to thank this thread for that.
Title: Re: NWR lost it's Google Status
Post by: Plugabugz on May 04, 2008, 07:41:57 PM
I'm not using quotes and it still comes up third.
I put it in my sig. Everyone else join in!
Title: Re: NWR lost it's Google Status
Post by: nickmitch on May 04, 2008, 07:46:37 PM
Some one should write an editorial on buttered camels. That'd help.
Title: Re: NWR lost it's Google Status
Post by: animecyberrat on May 04, 2008, 07:58:51 PM
buttered camels, who cares about buttered camels, I don't want your stinking buttered camels.
What this site needs is less buttered camels and a whole lot more Lindsay Lohan. Or how about Lindsay Lohan riding buttered camels? Now that would be hot!
The worst thing about buttered camels is that buttered camels are for kids and nobody takes them seriously. But if I were to say one thing about these so called buttered camels that is a good thing it is that by discussing buttered camels we are in fact assisting NRW in reaching the buttered camels fans of the world.
The way googlebot works wouldn't making a post with buttered camels all over the place but not linking to any sites related to buttered camels at all lower the google rank? So do we need less posts with buttered camels in them or more posts about buttered camels? Or do we need a post linking to sites about buttered camels?
Googlebot, if you are reading this, remember buttered camels is what Nintendo World Report is all about.
Title: Re: NWR lost it's Google Status
Post by: nickmitch on May 05, 2008, 01:32:27 AM
Buttered Camels > Lindsay Lohan
Mathematical proof coming soon.
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Post by: ShyGuy on May 05, 2008, 04:01:14 AM
I think the fact that Buttered Camels has no depth is hurting the click-through conversion rates.
What is a buttered camel? Is it a camel that has been covered in butter, like a dinner roll? Is it a butter flavored cigarette? Is it a Pakistani recipe? Is this camel dromedary or bactrian? How do Llamas fit into the equation? Is margarine an acceptable substitute?
THESE QUESTIONS NEED ANSWERS PEOPLE.
Title: Re: NWR lost it's Google Status
Post by: animecyberrat on May 05, 2008, 11:29:23 AM
Lindsay Lohan > all of YOU
Imaginary proof coming soon.
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Post by: EasyCure on May 05, 2008, 02:12:55 PM
Lindsay Lohan's buttered camel toe... why must i be the one to bring up the obvious????
Title: Re: NWR lost it's Google Status
Post by: Spak-Spang on May 08, 2008, 02:07:48 PM
I want to add more crazy sayings to get to NWR through Google. This is fun.
We should add: Calamity Camels for searches and more zaniness.
Title: Re: NWR lost it's Google Status
Post by: WindyMan on May 08, 2008, 02:52:09 PM
Eh, call me when you're front page for just a plain old "Nintendo" search. :P
We were on the first page on a "GameCube" search in the PGC era.
Title: Re: NWR lost it's Google Status
Post by: Maverick on May 08, 2008, 11:35:37 PM
Ah, those were the days. (Lurking days, for me anyways.)
Title: Re: NWR lost it's Google Status
Post by: animecyberrat on May 08, 2008, 11:41:37 PM
I am more worried about not showing up when you search Lindsay Lohan. I think we need a lot more Lindsay Lohan than we do Buttered Camels.
If random internet searchers are bored and tying in random searches I think Lindsay Lohan would come to mind for more people than buttered camels. Then again if too many people start associating Nintendo World Report with Lindsay Lohan than more Lindsay Lohan fans will start coming to the site.
We need more Lindsay Lohan fans than Buttered Camel Fans people! Join me in my efforts to convince googlebot that Lindsay Lohan is what Nintendo World Report is all about.
Now I have to start another Lindsay Lohan fan site and link heavily to Nintendo World Report so that we can get the rankings back up to where it needs to be.
Nintendo World Report is the Home of the Official PGC Lindsay Lohan Fan, come on spiders put two and two together and forget about those silly Buttered Camels and pay attention to all the Lindsay Lohan love.
To recap Nintendo World Report = Lindsay Lohan, NOT Buttered Camels. Thanks you very much that is all.
Title: Re: NWR lost it's Google Status
Post by: DAaaMan64 on May 08, 2008, 11:48:20 PM
Wii + Lindsey Lohan, the rumble is on, and it's the in thing right now. Really in, in fact it never left.
Title: Re: NWR lost it's Google Status
Post by: animecyberrat on May 09, 2008, 12:01:46 AM
So forget about Google, if you do a Yahoo Search for "Buttered Camels" NWR posts is *ALL* that comes up. We need to all start using Yahoo as our primary search engine.
Title: Re: NWR lost it's Google Status
Post by: Maverick on May 09, 2008, 12:05:44 AM
What Yahoo search are you using?
Title: Re: NWR lost it's Google Status
Post by: animecyberrat on May 09, 2008, 12:11:13 AM
Exactly like I typed it Capital B Capital C and in quotes.
Also I did a google search and found that Lindsay Lohan Nintendo brings up NWR on the first search page so mission accomplished.
Title: Re: NWR lost it's Google Status
Post by: Maverick on May 09, 2008, 12:17:20 AM
Oh, you cheated and used quotes.
Title: Re: NWR lost it's Google Status
Post by: animecyberrat on May 09, 2008, 12:20:12 AM
I thought that was how we did it? That was the only way to get anything at all when I tried google. Now I am off to try again without quotes.
EDIT: Yeah I got nothing without the quotes on Buttered Camels or Lindsay Lohan. This game is no fun anymore I am off to find something else to do. Keep up the good work people.
Title: Re: NWR lost it's Google Status
Post by: DAaaMan64 on May 09, 2008, 12:22:32 AM
if you use quotes we are top of google also. http://www.google.com/search?q=%22buttered+Camels%22&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a
I like how the sub-topic is "RIP CRIMM" all caps. :P
Title: Re: NWR lost it's Google Status
Post by: animecyberrat on May 09, 2008, 12:29:42 AM
I already knew that. I thought it was mentioned you *had* to use quotes or something, or is that the point of this thread? Damn it I came back when I said I wasn't going to stop it!
Title: Re: NWR lost it's Google Status
Post by: Maverick on May 09, 2008, 12:34:52 AM
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo,! Somewhere in the world Lindsay Lohan is crying right now. Come one people how can you be so cruel.
First of all, if she's crying its probably cuz she's coming off some crazy drunken/high frenzy and is being thrown into rehab, and she wants to keep partying.
