Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: UncleBob on May 02, 2008, 09:15:45 PM
Title: Worst plan ever...
Post by: UncleBob on May 02, 2008, 09:15:45 PM
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A teen accused of plotting to blow up his high school told police that he wanted to die, go to heaven and kill Jesus, federal authorities said Tuesday.
Title: Re: Worst plan ever...
Post by: Smash_Brother on May 02, 2008, 09:41:24 PM
At least they didn't try to pin it on videogames...
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Post by: NWR_insanolord on May 02, 2008, 09:52:18 PM
Having the main character go to heaven and kill Jesus after they die sounds like something Rockstar would put in a game in order to generate controversy.
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Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on May 02, 2008, 09:57:02 PM
BAN HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP
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Post by: vudu on May 02, 2008, 10:02:41 PM
Having the main character go to heaven and kill Jesus after they die sounds like something Rockstar would put in a game in order to generate controversy.
Isn't this the plot of the forthcoming God of War III?
EDIT: If he blows up his high school, is he really going to go to Heaven? That plan makes no sense.
Title: Re: Worst plan ever...
Post by: Shift Key on May 02, 2008, 10:59:15 PM
EDIT: If he blows up his high school, is he really going to go to Heaven? That plan makes no sense.
It doesn't stop there... Let's say, for whatever reason, you can blow up your high school and still get into Heaven... Do you really think God is going to let you in if you have plans to kill his son?
Let's say, for some reason, God does let you in - he's friggin' Jesus. Jesus in Heaven. I don't think you can kill him.
Now, let's say you blow up your school and want to kill Jesus - and God doesn't mind either one and lets you in. Then, let's say you do actually manage, somehow, to kill Jesus... again, he's friggin' Jesus. I think he can just come back from the dead... that's like his super-power or something.
And thus the title of "Worst plan ever"
Title: Re: Worst plan ever...
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 03, 2008, 01:09:07 AM
When you are mentally unstable, the idea and range of "logic" is completely subjective... =)
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Post by: blackfootsteps on May 03, 2008, 04:33:07 AM
EDIT: If he blows up his high school, is he really going to go to Heaven? That plan makes no sense.
It doesn't stop there... Let's say, for whatever reason, you can blow up your high school and still get into Heaven... Do you really think God is going to let you in if you have plans to kill his son?
Let's say, for some reason, God does let you in - he's friggin' Jesus. Jesus in Heaven. I don't think you can kill him.
Now, let's say you blow up your school and want to kill Jesus - and God doesn't mind either one and lets you in. Then, let's say you do actually manage, somehow, to kill Jesus... again, he's friggin' Jesus. I think he can just come back from the dead... that's like his super-power or something.
And thus the title of "Worst plan ever"
Can of worms has been opened!
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Post by: vudu on May 03, 2008, 09:59:10 AM
Could Jesus microwave a burrito so hot that He Himself could not eat it?
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Post by: Smash_Brother on May 03, 2008, 01:53:42 PM
I hear Jesus drops epix.
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Post by: EasyCure on May 03, 2008, 02:54:50 PM
EDIT: If he blows up his high school, is he really going to go to Heaven? That plan makes no sense.
It doesn't stop there... Let's say, for whatever reason, you can blow up your high school and still get into Heaven... Do you really think God is going to let you in if you have plans to kill his son?
Let's say, for some reason, God does let you in - he's friggin' Jesus. Jesus in Heaven. I don't think you can kill him.
Now, let's say you blow up your school and want to kill Jesus - and God doesn't mind either one and lets you in. Then, let's say you do actually manage, somehow, to kill Jesus... again, he's friggin' Jesus. I think he can just come back from the dead... that's like his super-power or something.
And thus the title of "Worst plan ever"
coming from the man that thinks being molested by the Pope would be cool, mind you.
Title: Re: Worst plan ever...
Post by: UncleBob on May 03, 2008, 03:09:07 PM
I didn't say being molested by the Pope would be cool, but that it would give you a good story to tell people... ;)
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Post by: nickmitch on May 03, 2008, 04:56:30 PM
Yeah, a story being told with your index finger, a small doll and a lawyer asking you questions whose answers involve your pee-pee.
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Post by: EasyCure on May 06, 2008, 04:59:35 PM
damn i wish i had a picture from THAT scene in south park.. maaan :(
