Title: Re: Alcohol Makes Girls Sexy
Post by: Caliban on April 30, 2008, 03:13:03 PM
lolz
Title: Re: Alcohol Makes Girls Sexy
Post by: Maverick on April 30, 2008, 04:23:45 PM
That was awesome.
The girl was sexy the whole time, however.
Title: Re: Alcohol Makes Girls Sexy
Post by: Plugabugz on April 30, 2008, 09:25:23 PM
Alcohol makes anyone sexy. Except if you are already, then alcohol is irrelevant.
Title: Re: Alcohol Makes Girls Sexy
Post by: Bill Aurion on May 01, 2008, 12:22:30 AM
Alcohol makes anyone sexy, or alcohol makes anyone THINK they are sexy? More often it's the latter... =)
Title: Re: Alcohol Makes Girls Sexy
Post by: EasyCure on May 01, 2008, 09:36:59 AM
Nah, i get pretty damn sexy after a few glasses of vodka. It might make me lookt un-attractive to other people but i know i sure as hell feel sexy ;)
Title: Re: Alcohol Makes Girls Sexy
Post by: ThePerm on May 01, 2008, 03:07:32 PM
I remember I was at this party once and there was this a gross anorexic girl who had to be a meth or crack addict, well i got drunk and high and I ended up following her around later that night. Its not that she was prettier, its just i wanted to get laid that much more. I ended the night watching "fear and loathing in las vegas" while my friend shroomed out.
Title: Re: Alcohol Makes Girls Sexy
Post by: Nick DiMola on May 01, 2008, 03:45:44 PM
The featured goods are very, very hawt
Title: Re: Alcohol Makes Girls Sexy
Post by: EasyCure on May 01, 2008, 04:11:15 PM
I remember I was at this party once and there was this a gross anorexic girl who had to be a meth or crack addict, well i got drunk and high and I ended up following her around later that night. Its not that she was prettier, its just i wanted to get laid that much more. I ended the night watching "fear and loathing in las vegas" while my friend shroomed out.
My respect for you has gone up for not doing it with the crack/meth whore
Title: Re: Alcohol Makes Girls Sexy
Post by: ThePerm on May 01, 2008, 04:53:39 PM
I remember I was at this party once and there was this a gross anorexic girl who had to be a meth or crack addict, well i got drunk and high and I ended up following her around later that night. Its not that she was prettier, its just i wanted to get laid that much more. I ended the night watching "fear and loathing in las vegas" while my friend shroomed out.
My respect for you has gone up for not doing it with the crack/meth whore
You see I'm almost done with college(at least on the Bachelors level), and what I've learned is that 90% of the most valuable life lessons I've learned these past couple years were not in class.
Title: Re: Alcohol Makes Girls Sexy
Post by: Maverick on May 01, 2008, 05:44:12 PM
I don't see anywhere where ThePerm stated he DIDN'T have sex with the meth girl.
Title: Re: Alcohol Makes Girls Sexy
Post by: EasyCure on May 01, 2008, 06:35:31 PM
You see I'm almost done with college(at least on the Bachelors level), and what I've learned is that 90% of the most valuable life lessons I've learned these past couple years were not in class.
If you didn't know to stay away from drug-fucked chicks before you went to college there is something wrong with you. Horribly wrong.
Title: Re: Alcohol Makes Girls Sexy
Post by: Nick DiMola on May 02, 2008, 10:33:40 AM
I wonder what Dasmos' Mario Kart Wii Friend Code is...
Title: Re: Alcohol Makes Girls Sexy
Post by: Dasmos on May 02, 2008, 11:22:05 AM
[size=9]MY MARIO KART Wii FRIEND CODE IS 3308-4897-8243. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WERE JOKING OR NOT MR. JACK THOUGH, BECAUSE IT IS PRETTY CLEARLY DISPLAYED IN MY SIG. MY SIG IS SITUATED RIGHT UNDER MY POST IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW, BUT LOL, OF COURSE YOU KNOW, YOU'RE STAFF. I BET YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THE FORUMS AND SUCH BEING STAFF, I GUESS THERE MUST BE SOME SORT OF TRAINING IN ORDER TO USE YOUR MOD SKILLS EFFECTIVELY, BUT IF THERE ISN'T THERE SHOULD BE. I THINK THAT WOULD BE PRETTY BENEFICIAL TO NEW STAFF MEMBERS WHO ARE NEW TO FORUMS. ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE YOU COULD LIVE WITHOUT KNOWING HOW TO OPERTAE THE FORUMS. THERE ARE SOME STAFF WHO I HAVE NEVER EVEN SEEN IN THE FORUMS, I WONDER WHY? ARE WE NOT A CHEERFUL, FRIENDLY BUNCH? I THINK WE ARE. WELL I GUESS THERE ARE SOME MEMBERS WHO ARE LESS DESIRABLE THAN OTHERS, A FEW COME TO MIND, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO NAME THEM BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HURT THEIR FEELINGS. THEY PROBABLY KNOW WHO THEY ARE ANYWAY, UNLESS THEY'RE COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS. I WONDER IF SOME JUST STICK AROUND JUST TO SPITE EVERYBODY ELSE? I'LL BET THERE ARE A FEW LIKE THAT, THEN OF COURSE THERE IS THOSE MEMBERS WHO START OUT AWFUL BUT MATURE THROUGH ALL THE ABUSE THROWN THEIR WAY. RAT COMES TO MIND, BUT IN MY OPINION, HE STILL HAS A WAY TO GO, ALTHOUGH HAS IMPROVED 340% SINCE HE FIRST JOINED. I DO WONDER WHY THEY LET HIM BACK THOUGH, HOW MANY TIMES HAS HE BEEN BANNED AND BROUGHT BACK? 3, I THINK. CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG HERE, MR. JACK. IT WOULD BE INTERESTING TO FIND OUT HOW MANY PREVIOUSY BANNED MEMBERS HAVE JUST CREATED DUPE ACCOUNTS AND HAVE JUST SEEMLESSLY EASED THERE WAY INTO THE COMMUNITY UNNOTICED. ACTUALLY IF YOU ARE SUCH A MEMBER YOU SHOULD SPEAK OUT NOW, I'M SURE IF YOU'RE A DECENT MEMBER NOW THERE WOULD BE NO RAMIFICATIONS. ALTHOUGH I'M NOT A MODERATOR SO I COULDN'T KNOW FOR SURE, I'M NO AUTHORITY ON THE MATTER YOU COULD SAY. IF OFFERED I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD TURN DOWN THE CHANCE TO BE A MODERATOR? I PROBABLY WOULD, I'D GET BANNED FROM FELLOW STAFF FOR FOOLING AROUND WITH TOO MUCH STUFF, I THINK. I WOULD DEFINITELY BAN A COUPLE OF MEMBERS STRAIGHT OFF THE BAT, AGAIN NOT NAMING NAMES. THINKING ABOUT IT THOUGH "STRAIGHT OF THE BAT" IS A PRETTY FUNNY EXPRESSION, I WONDER WHERE IT CAME FROM? IS IT USED IN AMERICA? IF SO, I COULD BE A BASEBALL TERM. IT COULD ALSO BE A CRICKET TERM. IT WOULD BE INTERESTING TO FIND OUT NEVERTHELESS. "NEVERTHELESS" IS A PRETTY FUNNY WORD TOO, IT'S LIKE 3 WORDS IN ONE. I DON'T KNOW IF IT EVEN IS A WORD. POSSIBLY IT'S A WORD I HAVE CREATED THAT I THINK SOUNDS CORRECT, BUT PROBABLY ISN'T. I'VE PROBABLY CREATED ALOT OF WORDS OVER THE YEARS THAT DON'T REALLY EXIST. ALTHOUGH THEN THOSE ARE THOSE WORDS YOU HAVE KNOWINGLY CREATED YOURSELF TO BE USED IN CERTAIN CIRCUMSTANCES. I USED TO HAVE A BUNCH OF THESE, BUT HAVE SINCE FORGOTTEN ALL OF THEM BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T CATCH ON WITH FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES. SPEAKING OF FRIENDS OR MORE SPECIFICALLY FRIEND CODES, IF YOU MISSED MINE EARLIER HERE IT AGAIN, MR. JACK. 3308-4897-8243
edit: I HAD TO CHANGE SOME OF THE COLOURS CAUSE THE DIDN'T SHOW UP TOO WELL ON THE FORUMS BACKGROUND, WHICH IS A BIT OF A PITY CAUSE I LIKED THE BEIGE COLOUR. I CHANGED THE BEIGE TO TEAL THOUGH, THAT'S A LITTLE ORE APPEALING TO THE EYE, I THINK. WHAT WOULD BE THE MOST APPEALING COLOUR? I'D SAY TEAL HAS TO BE UP THERE, IT'S A VIBRANT, PASSIONATE COLOUR, IT'S HARD NOT TO LIKE. IF YOU DID HATE TEAL, I WOULD BE A FAIR BET TO CLAIM THAT THE HATER ALSO HATES EITHER GREEN OR BLUE. TEAL'S A MIX OF BOTH SO YOU REALLY COULDN'T LIKE BOTH GREEN AND BLUE, THEN HATE TEAL. I WONDER IF SUCH A CASE AROSE HOW THE WOULD EXPLAIN A HATRED OF TEAL. I GUESS IF THEY DIDN'T HATE THE COLOUR BUT PREFERED EITHER BLUE OR GREEN I COULD UNDERSTAND THAT. IT'S A PREFERENCE, YOU CAN'T REALLY FAULT A PREFERENCE.[/size]
Title: Re: Alcohol Makes Girls Sexy
Post by: Caliban on May 02, 2008, 11:22:59 AM
tb;dr
Title: Re: Alcohol Makes Girls Sexy
Post by: ShyGuy on May 02, 2008, 12:09:03 PM
I like teal, but I hate cyan.
Title: Re: Alcohol Makes Girls Sexy
Post by: ThePerm on May 02, 2008, 01:14:41 PM
No, the effects of the intoxicants weren't working well enough. The other situation at the party was this: There were two girls there, one was hot and one was gross. One had a boyfriend and the other one didn't. The boyfriend was there. Thats all the information I had.
"The least questioned assumptions are often the most questionable..." ~Paul Broca
I was extremely trashed, I was giving the gross girl a backrub, and the boyfriend told me to "get the fuck in the house", Luckily he didn't kick my ass.
Title: Re: Alcohol Makes Girls Sexy
Post by: Nick DiMola on May 02, 2008, 01:26:57 PM
Dasmos' post is made of pure win
Title: Re: Alcohol Makes Girls Sexy
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on May 02, 2008, 01:37:19 PM
I think you guys have problems.
Title: Re: Alcohol Makes Girls Sexy
Post by: EasyCure on May 02, 2008, 04:05:59 PM
[size=9]MY MARIO KART Wii FRIEND CODE IS 3308-4897-8243. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU WERE JOKING OR NOT MR. JACK THOUGH, BECAUSE IT IS PRETTY CLEARLY DISPLAYED IN MY SIG. MY SIG IS SITUATED RIGHT UNDER MY POST IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW, BUT LOL, OF COURSE YOU KNOW, YOU'RE STAFF. I BET YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT THE FORUMS AND SUCH BEING STAFF, I GUESS THERE MUST BE SOME SORT OF TRAINING IN ORDER TO USE YOUR MOD SKILLS EFFECTIVELY, BUT IF THERE ISN'T THERE SHOULD BE. I THINK THAT WOULD BE PRETTY BENEFICIAL TO NEW STAFF MEMBERS WHO ARE NEW TO FORUMS. ALTHOUGH I SUPPOSE YOU COULD LIVE WITHOUT KNOWING HOW TO OPERTAE THE FORUMS. THERE ARE SOME STAFF WHO I HAVE NEVER EVEN SEEN IN THE FORUMS, I WONDER WHY? ARE WE NOT A CHEERFUL, FRIENDLY BUNCH? I THINK WE ARE. WELL I GUESS THERE ARE SOME MEMBERS WHO ARE LESS DESIRABLE THAN OTHERS, A FEW COME TO MIND, BUT I'M NOT GOING TO NAME THEM BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HURT THEIR FEELINGS. THEY PROBABLY KNOW WHO THEY ARE ANYWAY, UNLESS THEY'RE COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS. I WONDER IF SOME JUST STICK AROUND JUST TO SPITE EVERYBODY ELSE? I'LL BET THERE ARE A FEW LIKE THAT, THEN OF COURSE THERE IS THOSE MEMBERS WHO START OUT AWFUL BUT MATURE THROUGH ALL THE ABUSE THROWN THEIR WAY. RAT COMES TO MIND, BUT IN MY OPINION, HE STILL HAS A WAY TO GO, ALTHOUGH HAS IMPROVED 340% SINCE HE FIRST JOINED. I DO WONDER WHY THEY LET HIM BACK THOUGH, HOW MANY TIMES HAS HE BEEN BANNED AND BROUGHT BACK? 3, I THINK. CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG HERE, MR. JACK. IT WOULD BE INTERESTING TO FIND OUT HOW MANY PREVIOUSY BANNED MEMBERS HAVE JUST CREATED DUPE ACCOUNTS AND HAVE JUST SEEMLESSLY EASED THERE WAY INTO THE COMMUNITY UNNOTICED. ACTUALLY IF YOU ARE SUCH A MEMBER YOU SHOULD SPEAK OUT NOW, I'M SURE IF YOU'RE A DECENT MEMBER NOW THERE WOULD BE NO RAMIFICATIONS. ALTHOUGH I'M NOT A MODERATOR SO I COULDN'T KNOW FOR SURE, I'M NO AUTHORITY ON THE MATTER YOU COULD SAY. IF OFFERED I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE WOULD TURN DOWN THE CHANCE TO BE A MODERATOR? I PROBABLY WOULD, I'D GET BANNED FROM FELLOW STAFF FOR FOOLING AROUND WITH TOO MUCH STUFF, I THINK. I WOULD DEFINITELY BAN A COUPLE OF MEMBERS STRAIGHT OFF THE BAT, AGAIN NOT NAMING NAMES. THINKING ABOUT IT THOUGH "STRAIGHT OF THE BAT" IS A PRETTY FUNNY EXPRESSION, I WONDER WHERE IT CAME FROM? IS IT USED IN AMERICA? IF SO, I COULD BE A BASEBALL TERM. IT COULD ALSO BE A CRICKET TERM. IT WOULD BE INTERESTING TO FIND OUT NEVERTHELESS. "NEVERTHELESS" IS A PRETTY FUNNY WORD TOO, IT'S LIKE 3 WORDS IN ONE. I DON'T KNOW IF IT EVEN IS A WORD. POSSIBLY IT'S A WORD I HAVE CREATED THAT I THINK SOUNDS CORRECT, BUT PROBABLY ISN'T. I'VE PROBABLY CREATED ALOT OF WORDS OVER THE YEARS THAT DON'T REALLY EXIST. ALTHOUGH THEN THOSE ARE THOSE WORDS YOU HAVE KNOWINGLY CREATED YOURSELF TO BE USED IN CERTAIN CIRCUMSTANCES. I USED TO HAVE A BUNCH OF THESE, BUT HAVE SINCE FORGOTTEN ALL OF THEM BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T CATCH ON WITH FRIENDS AND COLLEAGUES. SPEAKING OF FRIENDS OR MORE SPECIFICALLY FRIEND CODES, IF YOU MISSED MINE EARLIER HERE IT AGAIN, MR. JACK. 3308-4897-8243
edit: I HAD TO CHANGE SOME OF THE COLOURS CAUSE THE DIDN'T SHOW UP TOO WELL ON THE FORUMS BACKGROUND, WHICH IS A BIT OF A PITY CAUSE I LIKED THE BEIGE COLOUR. I CHANGED THE BEIGE TO TEAL THOUGH, THAT'S A LITTLE ORE APPEALING TO THE EYE, I THINK. WHAT WOULD BE THE MOST APPEALING COLOUR? I'D SAY TEAL HAS TO BE UP THERE, IT'S A VIBRANT, PASSIONATE COLOUR, IT'S HARD NOT TO LIKE. IF YOU DID HATE TEAL, I WOULD BE A FAIR BET TO CLAIM THAT THE HATER ALSO HATES EITHER GREEN OR BLUE. TEAL'S A MIX OF BOTH SO YOU REALLY COULDN'T LIKE BOTH GREEN AND BLUE, THEN HATE TEAL. I WONDER IF SUCH A CASE AROSE HOW THE WOULD EXPLAIN A HATRED OF TEAL. I GUESS IF THEY DIDN'T HATE THE COLOUR BUT PREFERED EITHER BLUE OR GREEN I COULD UNDERSTAND THAT. IT'S A PREFERENCE, YOU CAN'T REALLY FAULT A PREFERENCE.[/size]
QFT
Title: Re: Alcohol Makes Girls Sexy
Post by: EasyCure on May 02, 2008, 04:53:17 PM
LOL you're such an ass
Title: Re: Alcohol Makes Girls Sexy
Post by: Plugabugz on May 02, 2008, 04:55:21 PM
Remind me to make even more suggestive comments next time..
Title: Re: Alcohol Makes Girls Sexy
Post by: blackfootsteps on May 03, 2008, 04:54:33 AM
Teal is stupid. It is like blue and green's illegitimate child. Turquoise is better.
Nevertheless (and nonetheless) are both awesome words.
