Community Forums => I'M BACK => Topic started by: Darkheart on March 19, 2008, 11:38:03 PM
Title: What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
Post by: Darkheart on March 19, 2008, 11:38:03 PM
Has anyone here had any experience either as a volunteer with Umbrella corps or an organization that used Umbrella icorps volunteers? I have been interested in participating for several months, but I really need more information that the website just doesn't offer.
Thanks.
Title: Re: What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
Post by: ShyGuy on March 20, 2008, 12:15:30 AM
"Umbrella Corporation, Our business is life itself."
Your on the fast track to success my friend.
Title: Re: What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
Post by: GoldenPhoenix on March 20, 2008, 12:18:47 AM
I hear they have a great health care plan that extends your life beyond what other companies offer.
Title: Re: What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
Post by: Crimm on March 20, 2008, 12:33:20 AM
I hear they may have a had a few safety incidents recently.
Title: Re: What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
Post by: vudu on March 20, 2008, 12:02:25 PM
Itchy itchy Scott came ugly face so killed him. Tasty.
4 / / Itchy. Tasty.
Title: Re: What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
Post by: Nick DiMola on March 20, 2008, 01:49:31 PM
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Title: Re: What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
Post by: Maverick on March 20, 2008, 02:27:24 PM
I heard they have an excellent fitness program. People who get involved in their activities tend to disappear for years on end and return ripped as hell.
Title: Re: What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
Post by: Smash_Brother on March 20, 2008, 02:39:32 PM
Wesker is my hero.
Title: Re: What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
Post by: Spak-Spang on March 20, 2008, 02:58:55 PM
I heard their healthcare plan is done completely in-house with no options to opt out of the plan. That just doesn't sit well with me.
Title: Re: What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
Post by: NWR_pap64 on March 20, 2008, 03:03:57 PM
That they don't appear in Brawl...
Title: Re: What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
Post by: DAaaMan64 on March 20, 2008, 03:08:36 PM
They've failed to kill 1-5 people that completely spoil their plans on several occurrences over a time period of about 10 years. How's that for efficiency? If I were you I'd reconsider the mission.
Nope it's still on.
Title: Re: What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
Post by: Maverick on March 20, 2008, 03:09:30 PM
WHERE IS BARRY YOU FUCKERS?!?!?!?!
Edit to add obscenity.
Title: Re: What can you tell me about Umbrella Corp
Post by: animecyberrat on March 20, 2008, 10:04:24 PM
I used to work for those losers, but then I left the company when things got all weird. They don't pay worth a damn either.