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Title: The Real MATLOCK Lag Thread
Post by: Svevan on March 11, 2008, 03:42:32 PM
Tips to not having Lag in Super Smash Bros Brawl online battles with friends:

1. Don't play the fucking Japanese version.

2. See number 1.
Title: Re: The Real SSBB Lag Thread
Post by: that Baby guy on March 11, 2008, 03:44:12 PM
I'm in Florida.  You're in Oregon.  That's why there was lag.  Were any voices in yours in Japanese?
Title: Re: The Real SSBB Lag Thread
Post by: Svevan on March 11, 2008, 03:45:02 PM
I believe, with all my heart, that this is somehow the fault of those who imported. So don't start talking logic with me, I'll have none of it.
Title: Re: The Real SSBB Lag Thread
Post by: that Baby guy on March 11, 2008, 03:45:36 PM
Zenigame!
Title: Re: The Real SSBB Lag Thread
Post by: Pale on March 11, 2008, 03:48:11 PM
Does Caliban have a japenese copy Evan?  Because in the match we had between the three of us I was lagging out like crazy... moreso than when I played Windy (prelaunch).
Title: Re: The Real SSBB Lag Thread
Post by: Svevan on March 11, 2008, 03:49:21 PM
I don't think he does. You and I were having better luck before he showed up, though, if I remember right.
Title: Re: The Real SSBB Lag Thread
Post by: vudu on March 11, 2008, 03:53:23 PM
Can we start talking in code?  Like, instead of saying the ESS-ESS-BEE-BEE word we say MATLOCK and instead of saying FRIDAY ENDOR CODEPENDENCY DESPICABLE we just say HULA-HOOPS.  I can't help but fear that those who have no business in my Fun House will stumble in here while searching for the above coded terms.  And that would defeat the purpose of these threads and totally rain on my elitism.
Title: Re: The Real SSBB Lag Thread
Post by: that Baby guy on March 11, 2008, 03:54:30 PM
I'll do some of that.
Matlock is friend codes.
Title: Re: The Real SSBB Lag Thread
Post by: Nick DiMola on March 11, 2008, 03:57:00 PM
I'll do some of that.

Ahh you screwed it up! It should be The Real MATLOCK HULA-HOOPS Thread
Title: Re: The Real SSBB Lag Thread
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on March 11, 2008, 04:18:03 PM
ahahahaha owned
Title: Re: The Real SSBB Lag Thread
Post by: Caliban on March 11, 2008, 05:11:31 PM
Does Caliban have a japenese copy Evan?  Because in the match we had between the three of us I was lagging out like crazy... moreso than when I played Windy (prelaunch).

I have the kanadian version. It wasn't lagging for me.

I don't think he does. You and I were having better luck before he showed up, though, if I remember right.

Awwwww. It was my fault.
Title: Re: The Real MATLOCK Lag Thread
Post by: Svevan on March 12, 2008, 04:35:33 AM
Maybe not Caliban. If that cheers you up.
Title: Re: The Real MATLOCK Lag Thread
Post by: Caliban on March 12, 2008, 02:42:13 PM
Oh I know that it isn't completely my fault, but it did get me thinking if Nintendo *cough*gamespy*/cough* either didn't expect for such numbers of brawlers or they just have servers in one centralized geographical location which severly hampers our deserved enjoyment.
Title: Re: The Real MATLOCK Lag Thread
Post by: Smash_Brother on March 12, 2008, 02:48:45 PM
Yeah, sadly Cal shows red for me on latency. :(

I hope this improves as Nintendo fixes their servers. I'm doubly pissed since they went out of their way to talk about how great the lag was on the Dojo...
Title: Re: The Real MATLOCK Lag Thread
Post by: Caliban on March 12, 2008, 02:50:13 PM
Yeah you too lol. I do have a bunch of yellow connections though.
Title: Re: The Real MATLOCK Lag Thread
Post by: NinGurl69 *huggles on March 12, 2008, 02:52:11 PM
If only the servers were plugged onto Reggie's nipples.
Title: Re: The Real MATLOCK Lag Thread
Post by: EasyCure on March 12, 2008, 03:30:51 PM
If only the servers were plugged onto Reggie's nipples.

but his nipples let you see into the future, what would that have to do with a lag free connection?
a cookie to the first person to get the reference.
Title: Re: The Real MATLOCK Lag Thread
Post by: NWR_insanolord on March 12, 2008, 03:33:50 PM
Rocko's Modern Life, Really Really Big Man. It's kinda sad that I knew that right away.
Title: Re: The Real MATLOCK Lag Thread
Post by: DAaaMan64 on March 12, 2008, 03:40:15 PM
Rocko's Modern Life, Really Really Big Man. It's kinda sad that I knew that right away.

what a wonderful show