Community Forums => General-3 => Topic started by: that Baby guy on February 23, 2008, 08:21:04 AM
Title: Disney and Nintendo presents!
Post by: that Baby guy on February 23, 2008, 08:21:04 AM
Disney-Nintendo's Chozo Jungle Cruise.
The attraction is a hovercraft journey through the jungles of Brinstar, Norfair and Crateria. The hovercraft will later be revamped to a more authentic, weathered style. The guides will use the Charge Beam, missiles, and super missiles, and are upgraded at the end of each trip with the Wave Beam. The hovercraft's pilot provides humorous narration featuring puns relating to the various scenes viewed during the ride (the metroid are protecting the sleeping torizo, those are plastic etecoons, etc). The seemingly ad-libbed comments individual pilots often include during their recitations make each ride on the Chozo Jungle Cruise a substantially different experience. The test script, however, is legendary among Disney-Nintendo beta testers. Competitions in which they compete to say the seven-minute spiel the fastest have been held.
Title: Re: Disney and Nintendo presents!
Post by: Infernal Monkey on February 23, 2008, 09:41:54 AM
I bought a few scallops at the fish and chip joint today, they were pretty good.
Title: Re: Disney and Nintendo presents!
Post by: that Baby guy on February 23, 2008, 09:43:25 AM
Just wait. I'm going to follow this stale topic up with translated jungle cruise jokes. I want people to groan when they click on it.
Title: Re: Disney and Nintendo presents!
Post by: KDR_11k on February 23, 2008, 12:34:36 PM
Sorry, the cruise had to be closed because all tour guides were turned to dust for unknown reasons.
Title: Re: Disney and Nintendo presents!
Post by: that Baby guy on February 23, 2008, 01:07:49 PM
We're not crossing Universal's Revenge of the Mummy with Sim City. Stick to the plan, stan.
Title: Re: Disney and Nintendo presents!
Post by: Spak-Spang on February 24, 2008, 07:42:01 AM
Damn I really think this is a good idea.
Imagine a Nintendo Theme Park with rides of Disney Quality through different Nintendo worlds.
You can have Mario Kart Bumper Cars/Kart Racing. A great Legend of Zelda stunt Show. And A Mushroom Kingdom Children's Play Area.
Title: Re: Disney and Nintendo presents!
Post by: that Baby guy on February 24, 2008, 08:03:13 AM
Spak, you're wrong. It'd be for little kids. Maybe they'll change the whole Looney-Tunes Six Flags theme to Nintendo.
However, I still need to translate the line and ride jokes so prominent on Chozo Jungle Cruise. They're so bad, it's like wearing a powerglove.
